Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I don't because sometimes you have no choice, but even then just use lube or a vibe egg or some shit instead of this rimming cope.

Why do you have no choice but to use a vibe egg on your asshole?

 

[Shidoen]

Why do you have no choice but to use a vibe egg on your asshole?

Preparation.

Spoiler

 

[derpherp2]

I don't know how words work

So do you need hooked on phonics or something. Thats the third time this week.

 

[Stan]

Actually this is a really good point, if any of my ex-girlfriends got fully doxed on KF and then started telling everyone about how they ate my ass I'd probably go straight to their house and physically assault them.

K well good thing I’m not fully doxed then. You know who I am, but you clearly dont know who he is, or where either of us are.

From the pig's mouth:

I know you’re fascinated by my sex life, and probably jerk off to those posts. I’m not going to eat your ass no matter how hard you beg me, though, so you may as well spare yourself the effort, boomer.

Is this the Jewish ass in question? He looks really hairy.
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No, that’s not him. Nice try tho.

Why do you have no choice but to use a vibe egg on your asshole?

Because someone is holding a gun to his head, duh

Why did it hurt? Are you a lube hater @Stan?

Some men are very impatient, what can I say.

Finally, @Lemmingwiser KYS

 

[Shidoen]

So do you need hooked on phonics or something. Thats the third time this week.

Don't worry I got this.
@Sparkling Yuzu
Le pig is le gross for le eating of le butt

I think I got my French Canadian down.

I know you’re fascinated by my sex life, and probably jerk off to those posts. I’m not going to eat your ass no matter how hard you beg me, though, so you may as well spare yourself the effort, boomer.

 

[derpherp2]

I know you’re fascinated by my sex life, and probably jerk off to those posts. I’m not going to eat your ass no matter how hard you beg me, though, so you may as well spare yourself the effort, boomer.

Fetishizing shit eating and caricatures of your opposition doesn't paint someone who's having fun by the way.
It paints a delusional fat that will literally eat shit.




Also fat. It's been three years, you should know the other part of the "fat" statement.

 

[Sammich]

You know who I am, but you clearly dont know who he is, or where either of us are.

So you are asking for someone to dox you "completely" ?

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

It isn't a real doxxx unless colonoscopy images are attached.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Preparation.

Spoiler

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I think he meant like you should not rim but instead use an egg vibe on your asshole.

So do you need hooked on phonics or something. Thats the third time this week.

I'm not shaming you for using an anal vibe. We don't do that here.

or where either of us are.

In an ass?

I’m not going to eat ass no matter how hard you beg me

Same tbh.

Because someone is holding a gun to his head, duh

I can't believe you would do that to poor @derpherp2.

Some men are very impatient, what can I say.

They're pornsick and don't know the damage it can actually cause, so that doesn't surprise me.

 

[Shidoen]

I think he meant like you should not rim but instead use an egg vibe on your asshole.

I'm not shaming you for using an anal vibe. We don't do that here.

Toys are weird, people got mouths and hands so that should be enough. Too bad Marge has stank breathe for all the eating she's been doing.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Toys are weird, people got mouths and hands so that should be enough.

She's gunna call you a sex Luddite now.

 

[Shidoen]

She's gunna call you a sex Luddite now.

Sorry but I like the old ways of getting my hands dirty without getting literal shit anywhere on me. The struggles of a zoomer in a world of depravity.

 

[Doctor Neo Cortex]

I refuse to believe that the Jewish faith, a religion that looks down at eating pork would be perfectly fine with having one of their followers having their ass eaten out by a pig.

Anyway, I got some other pretty funny ones too, like "I'd rather die than eat ass", - Sparkling Yuzu

I too would ask for death than eat ass, and its not just for the health reasons, but, the fact that I would have to live with the memory and shame of doing such an act.

Asses are made for shitting and farting, not for fucking or eating out of.

 

[derpherp2]

Don't worry I got this.
@Sparkling Yuzu
Le pig is le gross for le eating of le butt

I think I got my French Canadian down.

@derpherp2 uses a bullet egg vibe to tickle his asshole rather than a mouth. Thank you for sharing with the class.

Apparently you failed, so is this the part where she autistically tries turning this into a thing.

Also of course there's a sex toy thread in BP

 

[Shidoen]

Apparently you failed, so is this the part where she autistically tries turning this into a thing.

Also of course there's a sex toy thread in BP

You expected me to be able to talk to a woman, obviously this is your fault.

 

[RichardMongler]

I’m not going to eat your ass no matter how hard you beg me, though, so you may as well spare yourself the effort, boomer.

A shame I'll never be able to blast the shart of the century right in your face, but knowing you, you'd probably lap it up like a three course meal.

 

[derpherp2]

You expected me to be able to talk to a woman, obviously this is your fault.

I can barely tell any of you different tbh. I just go by diction, it's worked well so far.
Anyways I'm too lazy and still fucked up from valentine's to read the rest of her sperging especially since it's probably mean gurlz laughing_girls.jpeg faggotry to bitch about some esoteric rule she set for herself translating to the forum as a whole cuz muh ego, so:
@Sparkling Yuzu

@Stan

Happy late valentine's day to you both.

 

[Sammich]

A shame I'll never be able to blast the shart of the century right in your face, but knowing you, you'd probably lap it up like a three course meal.

I can't get the image of this fat pig donning an apron, long white lace gloves, fork and knife in hand and fully diving into some hairy asshole. "I said i wasn't gonna shit on em, but I dropped an absolutely screamer" right into her mouth.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

I do think ... many ... men are into anal sex not for the sensation (I'm told the vagina feels nicer) but for the degradation, boundary breaking

so you get that anal sex is degrading, but somehow try to defend licking someone's shithole isn't?

Finally, @Lemmingwiser KYS

Lemmingwiser delenda est

I’m not going to eat your ass no matter how hard you beg me

This is such a weird thing to say. To me this sounds like "the lady doth protest too much". Like playing hard to get. Like you're really thinking about it and want to be manouvred into it. Am I off base or is she not getting a chance to dig for truffles lately?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

So you are asking for someone to dox you "completely" ?

I wonder if she ever ate Dominican ass. You know, after some dank.