Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Goddamn Hippies]

They need to go mask off more often for the normies. I cannot understand how more "allies" don't see this shit and catch onto their grift. Is that the real L? That we've allowed these people space and time to act like this?

 

[Geraldine]

Cope, seethe, dilate

Response to suggestion of anti-trans filter on dating site ...

See that? You're a Nazi ... BTFO!

But back home in the real world such a badge would be absurd. In person we can tell.

 

[Jacques1194]

Just another delusional person who thinks the idea of a male body not being able to support a womb is ridiculous.Also thinks HRT will widen hips because its magic

 

[TyrasGuard]

Just another delusional person who thinks the idea of a male body not being able to support a womb is ridiculous.Also thinks HRT will widen hips because its magic
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They should start experimenting with anyone who claims it should be possible. Just so they can own those nazi conservatives harder.

Also, how do they expect the baby to come out? Do they think just cutting you open twice has no consequences?

 

[Hellfire Club]

Just another delusional person who thinks the idea of a male body not being able to support a womb is ridiculous.Also thinks HRT will widen hips because its magic
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yep and forensics will stop determining sex with frontal, nasal, hip and femur bones because troons said so.

right

 

[Goddamn Hippies]

Just another delusional person who thinks the idea of a male body not being able to support a womb is ridiculous.Also thinks HRT will widen hips because its magic
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Yes, that's the only reason, you fucking retard.

How can they be so confidently incorrect? Is it just retardation, cope, or delusion? is it all 3? Imagine those poor infants, not that they are even close to something like this happening. It's just pure narcissism, like the evil cunts who "breastfeed" infants for validation. I laugh and point at all of the troon shit, but this area makes me so MATI.

 

[Susanna]

Also thinks HRT will widen hips because its magic

It does, very slightly, if they start HRT at like 12. By the time a troon is an adult he's not going to get any bone structure changes from HRT whatsoever. Even if they start very early their hips aren't going to be able to birth a child, both because they won't be wide enough to begin with, and also because pregnancy is associated with a very long list of hormonal changes, one of which is relaxin. It makes tendons very stretchy, letting the hip bone slide apart to let the gigantic head of a baby through.

Some troons do take relaxin tablets, and then panic when all it does is give them chronic joint pain and wider shoulders (because guess what, those are also connected by the same tissues relaxin relaxes). No refunds, when relaxin is discontinued the tendons will harden again, giving the troon permanently bigger feet, wider shoulders, and lifelong knee problems. All of which pregnancy can also cause in women, of course, but they're not the effects anyone wants.

 

[TyrasGuard]

How can they be so confidently incorrect? Is it just retardation, cope, or delusion? is it all 3? Imagine those poor infants, not that they are even close to something like this happening. It's just pure narcissism, like the evil cunts who "breastfeed" infants for validation. I laugh and point at all of the troon shit, but this area makes me so MATI.

Easy to be like that when you live in an environment where no one can rebuttle you. It's Reddit, they can just use the magic word "Transphobia" as a rebuttal, get that wrongthinker banned and suddenly no one is disagreeing anymore! Everything I say is true because upvotes!

Except that when they are out of that safe space and they have to talk to normal people in that same way, it ends up looking like...

That's why they have this perception that they are being "genocided" and that is just those angry heckin' nazis who want them gone. A lot of people are tired but they aren't allowed to say so. You aren't even allowed to warn them that their constant victim complex and overall unlikeableness is the main reason why there is a huge pushback against them now.

 

[Kumquat]

Uterus transplants in men has got to be the absolute pinnacle of tranny magical thinking. They really think you can just plop organs in people and they'll magically work perfectly, as if humans are just Potato Head dolls you can mix and match until you like it.

Putting aside all of the logistical problems of a uterus in a man, even if you could somehow just plug it in with no issues, it wouldn't do anything. It would be like me installing a graphics card in my calculator. I'm sure some tech-savvy person could do it, but what purpose would it serve? The calculator wouldn't know what to do with it

All of the same problems with their rot-dogs and stink ditches would apply. The body would have no idea what to do with this new organ you've placed in it. Just like the rot-pocket doesn't lubricate (pus and blood are not lubricants), doesn't stretch, doesn't have depth, and isn't pleasurable, so too would your new uterus not work, because it's not supposed to be there and your body doesn't know what to do with it. All of the hormonal changes, the nutrients necessary to help the baby grow, everything the woman's body does during pregnancy, the man's body does not do, because it isn't designed to do that and wouldn't know how even if you put in all the right parts. And once again, this is assuming a completely hypothetical situation, as the logistics of putting one in a man would make it impossible to even get that far.

These people are so delusional they make schizophrenics look sane and rational by comparison. At least the schitzo rantings about the government secretly replacing all of his neighbors is plausible, as in, it could happen. The tranny fantasy world is outside of the bounds of reality, and isn't even remotely feasible.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

I'd say HRT doesn't widen your hips, but it does eat your bones and fuck with joint elasticity so it wouldn't shock me to find put there's one Troon with a dislocated/ broken pelvic structure who fawns over his new broken ratios and advertises it to friends. Between bouts of shitting blood or something.

Who knows.

That's the adventure of it all though isn't it? Who knows? It's a brave new world we venture out into. They can mangle us in so many creative ways, but they can't do a goddamn thing about our natal sex. They aren't mastering the horror of male birth any time soon, there's literally not the room in a male torso, nor the internal flexibility built in to keep their own organs once that thing hits half term, nevermind full term. It's not just a womb and a uterus you needs, you daft perverts, you need the full female torso down to organ proportion, rib shape and flexibility, a wider OPENING in the pelvis (not just flared hips as some of them believe) and for the whole thing to sit at a different angle so the baby can rest and grow.

That's the other thing, even if they COULD MacGyver a pregnancy, the child would not be able to grow properly and would abort every attempt.

Most early pregnancies in natal females are lost and mistaken for a late and heavy period because that first stage is so incredibly sensitive. It's a cultural phenomenon across the globe to not speak about early pregnancy because there's every chance you'll lose it.

You've better luck growing babies in pods, but then that wouldn't make your peepee hard would it?

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

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Walmart brand nacho cheese, huh? This guy is a massive fat faggot I guarantee. As a woman, I learned to bang the jar upside down once and it’ll open.

I just love the idea that we’re helpless waifs

 

[Law]

Ah yes. A muscle-mommy trans Amazon warrior princess who breaks TERF jaws, but is also a tiny weak loli chibi who can't open jars. The classic.

Just another delusional person who thinks the idea of a male body not being able to support a womb is ridiculous.

Misogynist men are incurably ass-mad that they need icky vagina-creatures to make new people.
Also the trans-identified men huffing about "just plugging in" a uterus sound so similar to the men belittling what their pregnant and post-partum wives go through ("giving birth isn't a big deal, dogs do it!").

Uterus transplants in men has got to be the absolute pinnacle of tranny magical thinking.

The funny thing about this is that they tried it nearly a hundred years ago. Lili Elbe, a Danish transwoman, got a cadaver uterus sewn into his tummy in 1931. It killed him.
They've had almost a full century to refine this procedure. For contrast, the first heart transplant was performed in 1967, and numerous new techniques and technologies for heart transplants have been developed since then.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

The funny thing about this is that they tried it nearly a hundred years ago. Lili Elbe, a Danish transwoman, got a cadaver uterus sewn into his tummy in 1931. It killed him.
They've had almost a full century to refine this procedure. For contrast, the first heart transplant was performed in 1967, and numerous new techniques and technologies for heart transplants have been developed since then.

troons seem convinced that uterus implants and mtfpreg are "within our lifetime". dude, best we can do is invert your penis and make a horrifying wound that you have to force open for the rest of your life. yet they think this star trek-esque technology is right around the bend.

plus ya know...troons can already have kids (unless they mutilated themselves in which case they did it to themselves). there's no reason a man would want to get pregnant except for fetish/ego. you'll notice when they talk about it. it's rarely/never about wanting a baby. it's "im so jealous women get to experience being pregnant. i want my boobs to swell with milk, too"

it disgusts me when they talk about this. they even go into women's infertility groups and larp as if they can understand a woman's pain.

 

[Law]

troons seem convinced that uterus implants and mtfpreg is "within our lifetime".

We've had 2 world wars, split the atom, and sent people into space in the time it took them to advance from "impossible, unethical, you'll die of sepsis" to "impossible, unethical, you'll die of sepsis, but now you can legally yell at the nurses about pronouns and there's more anime now".

Here's a former mod of r/mypartneristrans discovering that these men can not be reasoned with.

https://archive.ph/dcXmL

 

[GenderCop]

troons seem convinced that uterus implants and mtfpreg is "within our lifetime". dude, best we can do is invert your penis and make a horrifying wound that you have to force open for the rest of your life. yet they think this star trek-esque technology is right around the bend.

plus ya know...troons can already have kids (unless they mutilated themselves in which case they did it to themselves). there's no reason a man would want to get pregnant except for fetish/ego. you'll notice when they talk about it. it's rarely/never about wanting a baby. it's "im so jealous women get to experience being pregnant. i want my boobs to swell with milk, too"

it disgusts me when they talk about this. they even go into women's infertility groups and larp as if they can understand a woman's pain.

Female babies born with ovaries containing all the eggs they will use in their lifetime.
So if these guys want a uterus & pregnancy, it still could never be like a cis woman's because they'd require a cis woman's eggs and they weren't born with any.

They are talking about donor eggs, therefore "surrogate" pregnancy is the closest they could achieve--even if their bodies could accept a uterus, which it can't since the uterus quickly grows & easily pushes the other organs out of the way due to XX-determined elasticity of women's connective tissue/ligaments/whatever compared to men's.

I learned all that in a regular anatomy class at a large state college in the southern USA. Got a quick refresher taking my wife to Lamaze classes, which also reviews easy-to-understand biological facts of pregnancy & delivery.

Didn't they learn anatomy too? Did they forget it?

Do they hear trans woman pregnancy and go stark raving mad and just forget all the science they ever learned?
Serious question. Some of these troons educated at much better schools than mine... wtf happened?!?

 

[Formica Sample]

I haven’t paid much attention to him since then either, but from what I remember he was propositioned by multiple other troons and would always pussy out, notably at a furry convention where he watched cartoons in his hotel room instead of going to an orgy he was invited to. He’s mentioned sucking dick and reportedly, Wedge (gross deranged clown troon who actually broke his asshole with hooks) has unenthusiastically licked his amhole (ON VIDEO), but other than that I’m pretty sure he hasn’t had real, meaningful sex since his SRS years ago. Maybe someone more active in that thread can correct me on that if I’m mistaken.

(If you haven’t read through the Kevin Gibes thread, please do. It’s absolutely monstrous, spanning multiple years and covering an entire extended universe of similarly unstable troon nutjobs, but it’s worth it. When I say he’s a living stereotype of the MTF tranny, I mean it.)

Holy shit, I'd actually forgotten about Wedge. And about him licking the amhole on camera. So, thanks for reminding me of that abomination.

I think reading Kevin's thread was actually my peak trans moment. I knew they were bad, but I really didn't use Twitter, and I never saw the sheer insanity these people believe. I used to be pretty active in that thread, but it had a tendency to make me nauseous. Not even from pictures of Kev's amhole, just his lack of hygiene. I swear I could smell the unwashed stench through my screen at points.

All the dead and neglected alpacas also made me sad.

The funny thing about this is that they tried it nearly a hundred years ago. Lili Elbe, a Danish transwoman, got a cadaver uterus sewn into his tummy in 1931. It killed him.

If I'm remembering correctly, every biological man who has tried to have a uterus transplant has died of sepsis.

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

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Jar opening is not a gender-specific thing, though. That whole MtF transgender "Tee-hee, I'm so weak and stupid now that I'm a real gurl" shtick is insulting to every natal female.
Women can open jars just fine. There aren't always stronger people around.
Just use a piece of non-skid grip shelf liner. Works like a charm. No one has to ask stronger people to open jars.

Here's a bunch of troons pretending that they can't open jars anymore.

 

[The Noticer]

Lili Elbe, a Danish transwoman, got a cadaver uterus sewn into his tummy in 1931. It killed him.

Sounds like a successful transition to me

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Do they hear trans woman pregnancy and go stark raving mad and just forget all the science they ever learned?
Serious question. Some of these troons educated at much better schools than mine... wtf happened?!?

oh yeah that's the whole other thing,,,,

a woman's whole body is designed around being able to form/carry/deliver a child. it's not as "simple" as just implanting (likely some poor third world woman's) uterus into someone.

it's almost like there's more to being female than make-up, breast implants, and calling yourself "Kandi"...

edit: i see these points were actually made and better a few pages back. oh well, once more for the dumb troon lurkers. maybe it'll get through to them. (rainbows)