Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[a feel]

I’m not the type to get up in arms about most degenerate things when it comes to fandom but I think Staph reading and liking a fic about a 12 year old girl getting molested and groomed when she herself has a documented history of grooming children around that same age is very much…how do you say…fucking noncey!

Uuhhhmmn, excuse you, that was Michael Jackson's ghost grooming those children. Wait, does that mean he's back?

Staph is utterly revolting.

 

[moorhen]

You know, perhaps her plan is to become so fat that she turns into one of those amorphous blob people whose gender is impossible to figure out from just looking upon her.

She’s definitely entirely too fat for her meat surgery. The idea of her paying a large amount of money to have a doctor tell her she’s too fat for what she wants is hilarious though. I hope she does that.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I need another cow to read about when Staph is being too much.

Tomlinson is a great cow, it will take a while to get caught up on all the lore. Staph is a very specific type of cow with a specific type of appeal and "lolcow rhythm" which is a phrase I just made up. Other people have suggested Lou Gagliardi as a lolcow with a similar rhythm, I'm not the most up to date on him having only checked out his thread a few times but from what I remember he does check a lot of the same boxes as Staph, and his thread is very active like this one too. I'm sure some BP veterans can recommend some other gross girlcows who have similar appeal to Staph.

Staph can be a bit much sometimes especially with how gross she's gotten with the pedo stuff lately, I usually only check her thread once every day or two to prevent burnout.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She is not looking well. Steph has always been tubby but it looks like she put on 50 pounds last year. The testosterone is likely giving her an appetite and could account for the hair that is greasier and stringier than usual. I wonder if she'll end up with really noticeable balding. You can't reverse that stuff.

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I always thought that I could smell her just by looking at her pictures, but she genuinely looks like she hasn't bathed in a week. Six feet probably isn't enough clearance from her scent cloud now. And she keeps posting this selfie, so she's proud of it despite looking only slightly less miserable than pooned out Ellen Page.

I need another cow to read about when Staph is being too much. Rabbie's thread pretty much died for now and so have a couple others I followed. Do y'all have any recommendations?

I agree with all the people recommending Lou. He's a lot like Rabbie in that he's repetitive af but the Farmer commentary makes it all the more worth it. Although he's now prescribed HRT and now wants SRS too!

I'd also recommend Nady "Milo" Stewart because she is like Staph in larping very poorly as a queer activist. And this is biased of me because she's my pet cow, but Polissa Snow/Campbell and her estranged husband are a riot when her hoarded animals aren't getting sick.

 

[JaneThough]

I’m making my way through the thread playing catch up (I’m on march 2023 right now) and was looking at her ao3 when I noticed this recently bookmarked fic. Islamic content in the spoiler.

Spoiler: “kylo is a pedo in this fic”

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Read those fucking tags. Now imagine Steph reading them.

I’m not the type to get up in arms about most degenerate things when it comes to fandom but I think Staph reading and liking a fic about a 12 year old girl getting molested and groomed when she herself has a documented history of grooming children around that same age is very much…how do you say…fucking noncey!

This is a total aside and my autism is showing, but how the fuck is that a Star Wars fic? Like at what point have you changed the source so much it’s not fanfic anymore?

Also. Why?

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Staph is so ridiculously immature that the thinks she can change people's minds by disagreeing with them on twitter. she has this middle school mindset where what she thinks and likes is correct and what other people think and enjoy is wrong.


I need another cow to read about when Staph is being too much. Rabbie's thread pretty much died for now and so have a couple others I followed. Do y'all have any recommendations? I might start ALR from the beginning or maybe Patrick Tomlinson.

Kelly Lenza. I've already gotten like 5 people to follow her, it's a ride.

 

[Childe]

This is a total aside and my autism is showing, but how the fuck is that a Star Wars fic? Like at what point have you changed the source so much it’s not fanfic anymore?

Also. Why?

The people who write shit like this are using the characters/actors as dolls and replacements for their own OCs. On that note, Steph, the writer and anyone else who reads this is imagining 12 year old Daisy Ridley when reading this degenerate pornography, which was not something I needed or wanted to think about.

I don’t see how this isn’t straight-up just pedophilic fantasies, but these people will fight tooth and nail for their god-given right to write loli porn. Sigh.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

thanks for your suggestions, y'all. I really enjoy this community. I also need to catch up on Canada's Public Enemy #1, Clitless Yaniv

 

[Safir]

Polissa Snow/Campbell and her estranged husband is a riot when her hoarded animals aren't getting sick.

This is a big when. Pissa and Joh are very funny but the poor animals make me buttmad. I mostly stick to trannies because they've already been punished for anything they might do except school shootings.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I think that was posturing for the Twitter crowd. Gyro had no problem interacting with and boosting pro contact posts and people on a blatantly pro contact Mastodon instance. The only reason they stopped is because it got shut down and Gyro complained about people hunting down paraphiles. They're back to denouncing pro contact people now that they'd get called out on Twitter.

I'm not going to pronoun sperg bc there's enough of that shitting up the Jaron (Jazz Jennings) thread, but ftr half the time I have to read your shit two or three times to figure out who "they" are (Stephanie? Two or more people mentioned? A demographic or platform being discussed?)
I'm only half retarded so I get there in the end but it's awful and a headache. I wish anyone who insisted on "respecting pronouns" would just use her name when "they/them" will make things unclear

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Fucking hell bitch, I dread to think.

 

[An empty shill]

She, she's, over NINE THOUSAND....(pounds)

I'm sorry I had to do it, I couldn't help my self, I'll leave the thread now and won't post til monday, K?

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

I have wonderful news.

edit: sizing

edit 2:
she’s in a slap fight I have no energy to screen cap and upload because I’m mobile and I’m an actual sloth

but here take these

I don’t think you ever knew how to socialize.

edit 3:
part of the slap fight but I literally can’t figure out what she’s talking about? Is she referring to the fact she can’t marry her stupid fake ghosts? Polygamy? Intersex, trans, and same-sex couples can all get married. Like. What are you saying?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'd also recommend Nady "Milo" Stewart because she is like Staph in larping very poorly as a queer activist.

I feel like Staph and Nady are the same species, just different breeds. Staph is the one who mostly sleeps on her bed by the fireplace and grumbles when you pet her. Nady is the miniature one who humps things and chews up drapes.

Maybe it's the bangs. Inappropriate bangs are like the female version of male autists' aviator frames.

 

[slanderbot42]

I have wonderful news.
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edit: sizing

edit 2:
she’s in a slap fight I have no energy to screen cap and upload because I’m mobile and I’m an actual sloth

but here take these

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I don’t think you ever knew how to socialize.

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edit 3:
part of the slap fight but I literally can’t figure out what she’s talking about? Is she referring to the fact she can’t marry her stupid fake ghosts? Polygamy? Intersex, trans, and same-sex couples can all get married. Like. What are you saying?

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Her "by the laws of the land I can't even get married" is probably a reference to how marriage reduces disability benefits, especially SSI. It's a common talking point in this crowd that people with disabilities lack marriage equality because this benefits penalty makes marriage financially impossible. Of course, Staph faces additional barriers to marriage owing to the fact that her only partners are the ghosts of serial killers and she has never felt the touch of a man. And also her disabilities are fake. But I'm guessing that's what she means.

ETA: DissociaDID is my second favorite cow behind Staph. More fake disability / fake trans bullshit. Her thread is sadly dead now but it's a roller coaster after her fiance is outed as a pedo with a sneeze fetish.

 

[JaneThough]

Kelly Lenza. I've already gotten like 5 people to follow her, it's a ride.

I had to drop her recently because now that her kids are being fattened I wasn't having fun anymore

 

[JaneThough]

The people who write shit like this are using the characters/actors as dolls and replacements for their own OCs. On that note, Steph, the writer and anyone else who reads this is imagining 12 year old Daisy Ridley when reading this degenerate pornography, which was not something I needed or wanted to think about.

I don’t see how this isn’t straight-up just pedophilic fantasies, but these people will fight tooth and nail for their god-given right to write loli porn. Sigh.

It also seems to me like a way to get minors to come across your porn, as using tags for popular series. I remember this was a massive Brony thing years ago.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Her "by the laws of the land I can't even get married" is probably a reference to how marriage reduces disability benefits, especially SSI. It's a common talking point in this crowd that people with disabilities lack marriage equality because this benefits penalty makes marriage financially impossible. Of course, Staph faces additional barriers to marriage owing to the fact that her only partners are the ghosts of serial killers and she has never felt the touch of a man. And also her disabilities are fake. But I'm guessing that's what she means.

ETA: DissociaDID is my second favorite cow behind Staph. More fake disability / fake trans bullshit. Her thread is sadly dead now but it's a roller coaster after her fiance is outed as a pedo with a sneeze fetish.

That‘s a possibility I hadn’t thought of, but it’s not going to strip it automatically. Getting married while having SSI is not illegal. It’s not against the ”laws of the land.” It just means your spouse’s income is your income. If your spouse makes over a certain amount then, yes, it will be discontinued. So I’m not totally convinced that is what she means, but honestly who knows. She‘s basically illiterate.

and also, agreed, DissociaDID is hilarious. True fake insanity. Very disappointing it’s dead.

 

[Chromeo]

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Fucking hell bitch, I dread to think.

That pic of her is just so sad. She looks like if the retarded guy I know from one of the nearby walmarts was a hobo.

She can't even figure out faceapp? Like I know it isn't super gender affirming to make yourself more feminine but look how much less filthy she gets:

I even made a smiling edit because LOOK HOW HUMAN SHE LOOKS WHEN SHE SMILES. She actually looks like she has a SOUL.

 

[Carnivorous Plant]

That pic of her is just so sad. She looks like if the retarded guy I know from one of the nearby walmarts was a hobo.

She can't even figure out faceapp? Like I know it isn't super gender affirming to make yourself more feminine but look how much less filthy she gets:
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I even made a smiling edit because LOOK HOW HUMAN SHE LOOKS WHEN SHE SMILES. She actually looks like she has a SOUL.

I have long maintained that if Stephanie took care of herself bodily and had appropriate treatment for her mental illnesses she could've easily lived a satisfying life as an endearingly frumpy nerd. Such a waste of prime Sunday School Teacher physiognomy.