Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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It's been like this for weeks now. What's wrong with his face?

Kaposi's sarcoma.
IT BEGINS!!!!!!!!!

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Kayla hit him lol, gotta watch out for those ex-cheerleaders.

 

[Goofy Logic]

The bruise could explain the string of stream cancelations, as he was waiting for the aftereffects of a beat down to heal up. It must be very embarrassing if he does not want to talk about it.

Kayla hit him lol, gotta watch out for those ex-cheerleaders.

Being thrown into the doghouse for ogling the other woman in the hot tub might also explain why he "couldn't access the studio"

 

[Vulkan]

Looks like a bruise that's healing slowly. I'm going with bitch slapped by his oldest son.

My guess is he ate shit while pissed drunk and gave himself a concussion

 

[Telvanni]

He got bitchslapped by the BVLL for daring ask if he could watch.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Looks like he took a load to the face from Drex. Lucky it didn't take his eye out!

 

[East_Clintwood]

Since we're all throwing out our 2 cents for medical diagnoses I'm gonna go with scurvy, and I'm a little surprised no-one else has given we know he deliberately eats like shit so he can drink all his calories instead:

Although scurvy is rare, you may be more at risk if you:

• have no fresh fruits or vegetables in your diet for a while
• eat very little food at all – possible reasons include treatments that make you feel very sick all the time (such as chemotherapy) or an eating disorder such as anorexia
• smoke, as smoking reduces how much vitamin C your body gets from food
• have a long-term dependency on drugs or alcohol that affects your diet

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/scurvy/

 

[Captain Manning]

BREAKING NEWS:

Coomalot was supposed to realize his dream today and make his ARCA NASCAR debut in the Daytona 200. Whereupon he would own all the haters!

Instead, he will not get that race because he is SLOWER THAN SHIT!!!

In qualifying, he was 9.5 seconds off the leader, 30 MPH slower than the leader, and more than 2 whole seconds behind the next slowest car. Putting him dead last. 50 cars tried. Only 40 can make the grid.

His results:

Him and the car:


In summary, he drives like old people fuck.

Obviously, this is her fault.



Special thanks to @SaidNoOneEver and @Dixieland Buckaroo.

 

[AnOminous]

Looks like a bad bruise to me.

I guess the bull wasn't satisfied with the snack tray he brought. You'd think he could bring a decent snack tray with $3,000 a month worth of snacks.

In qualifying, he was 9.5 seconds off the leader, 30 MPH slower than the leader, and more than 2 whole seconds behind the next slowest car. Putting him dead last. 50 cars tried. Only 40 can make the grid.

Literally everyone associated with Nick at this point is an absolute, utter loser.

It's just felting after felting.

 

[Large Rodent]

To go sperg a bit on the possibility of the bruise being from a strike: the mark is on his right cheek, yeah? That would mean whoever hit him was most likely left-handed. Narrows down the suspects quite a bit, assuming it wasn't some anonymous gentleman upset over a snack tray.
Speculation could get quite fanfiction-y, though. Do we at least know if Our Wife is left or right handed?

 

[hawkisnight]

The balldo missed his mouth.

 

[PermaLurker69]

I'd imagine that our wife is getting on him because he makes less money he should therefore do more around the house. With a strained marriage, the two probably started accusing each other of not doing enough since that is what happens alot when income is lost. Nick probably has to babysit and do more chores, keeping him from his live shows since he isn't making bank anymore.

 

[waffle]

It looks to me like he got hit in the face, I've notice for a couple weeks now that it looks like there's a new bump in his nose, near the corner of his left eye.

I feel like if he got in a bar fight he'd still be bragging about it. I'm thinking either lady Gollum DV'ed him for getting butt fucked like a faggot or he is such a train wreck he just face planted while hammered.

 

[AnOminous]

It looks to me like he got hit in the face, I've notice for a couple weeks now that it looks like there's a new bump in his nose, near the corner of his left eye.

I feel like if he got in a bar fight he'd still be bragging about it. I'm thinking either lady Gollum DV'ed him for getting butt fucked like a faggot or he is such a train wreck he just face planted while hammered.

I think he just gets backhanded bitchslaps every time he backtalks his wife's boyfriends.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I hope he got drunk and started running his mouth or tried to "just talk" to the wrong guy's wife and he got socked. Wish we had the footage.
Alternative theory he didn't have enough to pay his dealer/pimp and he got a friendly reminder of why you shouldn't interact with drug dealers or pimps

 

[bile demon]

Medicalfags please tell me this is some king of terrible skin disease that would have been impossible to contract if not for his swinger lifestyle.

Doctor here, you're absolutely spot on. I can confirm a condition like this is indeed impossible to contract unless your wife's bull swings his cock against your cheek repeatedly.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

To go sperg a bit on the possibility of the bruise being from a strike: the mark is on his right cheek, yeah? That would mean whoever hit him was most likely left-handed. Narrows down the suspects quite a bit, assuming it wasn't some anonymous gentleman upset over a snack tray.
Speculation could get quite fanfiction-y, though. Do we at least know if Our Wife is left or right handed?

A bitch slap by someone right handed would hit his right cheek.

Additionally, maybe Kayla threw a whisky bottle at his face.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

So the actual bruise itself may or may not be alcohol related but its healing time and severity are.
From the Mayo Clinic on Alcohol Abuse & a random science article I found

Bone damage. Alcohol may interfere with making new bone. Bone loss can lead to thinning bones (osteoporosis) and an increased risk of fractures. Alcohol can also damage bone marrow, which makes blood cells. This can cause a low platelet count, which may result in bruising and bleeding

Alcohol Consumptions effect on wound healing:
Clinical evidence and animal experiments have shown that exposure to alcohol impairs wound healing and increases the incidence of infection (Gentilello et al., 1993; Szabo and Mandrekar, 2009).

The ladder is a huge reason why doctors say "no drinking" before a surgery. Alcohol is a vasodilator meaning it causes the blood vessels to widen, thus making bleeding more severe if you injure yourself. If you are a heavy drinker and don't stop before surgery, you have greater chances of hematomas, pain, swelling, bleeding, necrosis and impaired wound healing.

Since he streams all the time we should be able to track how long he has this bruise. I like to think it was balldo related.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Since he streams all the time we should be able to track how long he has it.

Yeah I'm on it. Expect a post soon.

There are two complicating factors.

1. Nick has fucked with the color temperature on his camera this week (maybe to hide it, maybe coincidentally, IDK)
2. Nick has had a dark mark at the same place on his face for a long long time and though maybe it has gotten bigger over time, I'm not sure if it has anything to do with what's currently going on with his face.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah I'm on it. Expect a post soon.

There are two complicating factors.

1. Nick has fucked with the color temperature on his camera this week (maybe to hide it, maybe coincidentally, IDK)
2. Nick has had a dark mark at the same place on his face for a long long time and though maybe it has gotten bigger over time, I'm not sure if it has anything to do with what's currently going on with his face.

Imagine having a weird bruise on your face for weeks, maybe months. When did this weird bruise appear on his face? Why isn't it healing? Is it just AIDS? Kaposi sarcoma? What's wrong with his face?

The world needs to know!