Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Anasa Tristis]

You've better luck growing babies in pods, but then that wouldn't make your peepee hard would it?

I expect that some sort of flexible gestational pod will be developed and rolled out as the big answer to troon pregnancy desires. Just make an incision, drop the pod in (watch that cord!) and the troon lies on his back in a hospital room for 7-8 months. As pumps renew fluids and provide nutrition to the developing baby. With 24/7 ICU type care for the troon too. “Birth” will be by some sort of pod c-section. The first troon to survive the whole ordeal will be world famous. And the whole thing will have an astronomical price tag (natch!) and will be paid for with taxpayer dough because the troon was on SS Disability.

 

[Kumquat]

Jar opening is not a gender-specific thing, though. That whole MtF transgender "Tee-hee, I'm so weak and stupid now that I'm a real gurl" shtick is insulting to every natal female.
Women can open jars just fine. There aren't always stronger people around.

I'll never understand how actual women don't feel massively insulted by this part of troonism.

It's one thing to acknowledge the sexual differences between men and women. Yes, men are physically stronger than women. Everybody knows this (except when the troons need to win an argument, then suddenly sex differences go right out the window). It's why we segregate sports by sex for crying out loud. The trannies, however, don't do this.

It isn't a simple "well yes, women are less physically capable than men." It's this extremely fetishistic, condescending, patronizing "teehee, I'm so weak and frail because I'm a poor little woman now. Look at how pathetic I am. I'm so feeble and powerless that I can't even open jars or keep myself from sobbing uncontrollably at minor things!"

As usual, they can't help the mask from slipping off regarding their true feelings about women. It's not that women are simply the fairer sex; to them, women are the inferior sex. Women, in their minds, are weak, fragile, hysterical, useless, pathetic, and powerless. It's why that one fuckface troon earlier in this thread said the gay man being a "bottom" was "at least 25% woman." Being a weak, subordinate, submissive cock-sleeve who exists only to take dick and please a man is what a woman is, in their minds.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

>”Could lift weights if you need to maintain the muscle? There’s a fair amount of evidence that muscle can be retained through training and eating sufficient protein.”
from the top left image… No shit. Reddit trannies learn about exercise; they’re shocked!

Troons really don’t know basic biology, do they? Fuck’s sake.

 

[Law]

Female babies born with ovaries containing all the eggs they will use in their lifetime.

That's not how it works in hentai!

If I'm remembering correctly, every biological man who has tried to have a uterus transplant has died of sepsis.

It's amazing to me that they keep doing it.
Definition of insanity and all that.

I think reading Kevin's thread was actually my peak trans moment.

I think Kevin has peaked tons of people. He truly was an autism singularity.

 

[Kumquat]

I think Kevin has peaked tons of people. He truly was an autism singularity.

"Three families. That's all it took. The Gibes, the Bloshinskys, the Mulvaneys. Three dynasties, secretly pooling their autism over generations, creating a singularity so dense that nothing escapes it's gravity."



Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

 

[grenouille crétine]

Being a weak, subordinate, submissive cock-sleeve who exists only to take dick and please a man is what a woman is, in their minds.

I am a bit paranoid about posting images from mobile, so I’ll just quote Arthur “Andrea” Long Chu directly instead:

“…[sissy porn gifs are] a kind of centrifuge for distilling the femaleness to its barest essentials: an open mouth, an expectant asshole, blank, blank eyes.”

This man has a Pulitzer. Not that those awards have ever truly meant much, but Christ.

 

[Kumquat]

I am a bit paranoid about posting images from mobile, so I’ll just quote Arthur “Andrea” Long Chu directly instead:

This man has a Pulitzer. Not that those awards have ever truly meant much, but Christ.

Yup. He along with all these other trannies are pretty explicit about what "female" really means to them.

Spoiler: What is a woman?

 

[Jacques1194]

plus ya know...troons can already have kids (unless they mutilated themselves in which case they did it to themselves). there's no reason a man would want to get pregnant except for fetish/ego. you'll notice when they talk about it. it's rarely/never about wanting a baby. it's "im so jealous women get to experience being pregnant. i want my boobs to swell with milk, too"

it disgusts me when they talk about this. they even go into women's infertility groups and larp as if they can understand a woman's pain

Not only that but they keep contradicting themselves as to whether or not pregnancy is gender affirming.We have cases of TIFs who get pregnant, give birth, and really argue that neither of those things has anything to do with being a man or woman.Hell one TIF in an article literally claim that giving birth was the most "manly" experience she ever did.You also have TIMs who claim that "pregnancy doesn't have anything to do with womanhood because some woman either dont or cant get pregnant."Yet I've seen articles from handmaiden doctors (Who should honestly get their medical license revoked) who claim "Trans woman need uterus transplants so they can be their true authentic women selves."The community cant fucking decide whether pregnancy has anything to do with being a man or a woman, or if it is then it's so gender affirming that even for TIFs its a "male experience", yet they think uterus transplants are around the corner.

troons seem convinced that uterus implants and mtfpreg are "within our lifetime". dude, best we can do is invert your penis and make a horrifying wound that you have to force open for the rest of your life. yet they think this star trek-esque technology is right around the bend.

Also why is it only womb transplants that's around the corner?If organ transplants are so easy(according to TRAs), why stop there?Can a medical doctor surgically remove my lungs and give me gills so I can be my true fish self?Can they give me another stomach so I can eat more?Two hearts?TIPs like that one user think it’s trivially easy to get bodies to accept entirely new organs where they never existed before so why can't medical doctors do the same for other surgical procedures?

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

That said, he has posted a voice clip. I do not know how to archive YouTube shorts, so if someone can tell me a working archive site before he goes on a deleting spree, that would be great. He definitely sounds like a teen boy that's going through puberty:

<shudder>

That's a severe case of the 'tism right there. Kid sounds like fucking Shmorky except with shittier enunciation.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Just another delusional person who thinks the idea of a male body not being able to support a womb is ridiculous.Also thinks HRT will widen hips because its magic
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A human male is genetically more similar to a male chimp than a human woman. (I read this somwhere, dk if true). This logic means i could have chimp muscles, and that would be kinda awsome.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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Spoiler: Text

All I think about is sexual dimorphism

I go out with friends? I judge how much they mog me. I'm at work? I'm nauseous because I look like my female colleague. I play video games? I feel shitty because male character looks male, unlike me. It's on my mind every single second. I'm going insane.

I wish I could delusionmaxx with "passing doesn't matter". :/

He needs to think less about sexual dimorphism and more about the roman empire.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I'll never understand how actual women don't feel massively insulted by this part of troonism.

Mostly because it’s just funny. A troon’s perception of womanhood has no impact on the things women can do (besides use the bathroom without pervs, obvs.) when I read these posts all I see is just, “look at me! I’m a giant worthless faggot!” Most women don’t need validation or acknowledgment from troons that they’re more than just holes. Beyond that, I take solace in knowing that their “omg I can’t open jars teehee” is just cope for how miserable the trans existence is.

The thing that makes me the most mad about troons and how they describe womanhood is that I know out in the real world, people who believe this shit are in charge of our daughters and sons. Their education, their extra curriculars, etc. Young women with little life experience might read or hear things like this, and be unable to separate facts from faggots. Young men might read it and get the gender brainworms, or feel as if falling short of the masculine ideal means they’re actually just women.

The adults are whatever. Children are precious, and to be protected. They have their whole lives to experience self loathing and doubt, and deserve better than they get today.

 

[Gingervitis]

Five fucking game consoles, plus his phone. For what possible purpose?

I thought I was being autistic after buying the OLED Switch when I already had the regular Switch (I ended up giving the latter to my sister).

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Hell one TIF in an article literally claim that giving birth was the most "manly" experience she ever did

I read that, too.

It was literally like "it wasn't a feminine act, in fact it felt very strong and courageous."


does anyone hate women more than pooners???

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

I read that, too.

It was literally like "it wasn't a feminine act, in fact it felt very strong and courageous."


does anyone hate women more than pooners???

Pooners don't hate women, they hate being one. TiMs on the other hand properly despise women. That's why they invade female spaces, they revel in the discomfort they cause.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jar opening is not a gender-specific thing, though. That whole MtF transgender "Tee-hee, I'm so weak and stupid now that I'm a real gurl" shtick is insulting to every natal female.
Women can open jars just fine. There aren't always stronger people around.
Just use a piece of non-skid grip shelf liner. Works like a charm. No one has to ask stronger people to open jars.

Here's a bunch of troons pretending that they can't open jars anymore.

"Jar opener" grips that you can buy are often just circles pre-cut from shelf liner. That's how they get ya! If you have labs drawn or an IV started, those single-use tourniquets are also great for opening jars.

There are stronger-grade jar openers for sale, but the sensible woman's option is a Harbor Freight strap wrench sent to live in the "miscellaneous" kitchen drawer with the rubber bands and the matches.

Made of purest chinesium, they come in an economical two-pack so you can give the second one to your mom.

 

[Susanna]

"Jar opener" grips that you can buy are often just circles pre-cut from shelf liner. That's how they get ya! If you have labs drawn or an IV started, those single-use tourniquets are also great for opening jars.

There are stronger-grade jar openers for sale, but the sensible woman's option is a Harbor Freight strap wrench sent to live in the "miscellaneous" kitchen drawer with the rubber bands and the matches.
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Made of purest chinesium, they come in an economical two-pack so you can give the second one to your mom.

“Use these high strength strap wrenches to remove round or irregular shape objects”
Accurate description.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I thought I was being autistic after buying the OLED Switch when I already had the regular Switch (I ended up giving the latter to my sister).

I know I’m late to these posts but I saw them through the above reply and just had to comment.

Five fucking game consoles, plus his phone. For what possible purpose?

You can't expect him to just hide in the bathroom doing nothing while everyone is having fun outside.

Also thanks for clarifying, I had no idea what the fuck those things he mentioned were. If I saw someone's purse with 5 game consoles I'd assume he stole them.

I also can't help but wonder what kind of omega sped do you have to be to go to a fucking club with not one, not two, but five fucking handheld video game consoles with multiple games. Especially when he claims to have been out with a friend. In the second post he talks about 'sensory overload' so the guy is probably a massive autist, or larps as one.

The weirdest part to me is how redundant it is to carry a Switch + 4 models of Nintendo DSi in his bag. Nigga, you only need one DSi to play all the bing bing wahoo you could ever want in the club restroom. It’s a backwards compatible system, there’s no way this autist doesn’t know that. Why does he need 4?

It’d be like carrying 4 different colours of MP3 player in your bag to listen to the same songs. This is a very strange post, even by troon standards.

ETA: a lot of DS games supported up to 4 player multiplayer. maybe he brought some for his fri-

 

[veakion]

Emily's voice clip (reading a passage from fan-fiction or something) was already posted here, but what wasn't was someone immediately clocking them for being a male. He's now returned to pretending he's not a tranny (because most normal people spend hours on the r/mtf reddit giving advice on being a troon.) Part of me wishes Emily knew he was being posted about on the thread, so what little self-respect he has could possibly make them change paths... (Also, is this clip obviously pitched up? Is that to sound like a "teenager" or a femininely feminine female? I'm convinced he's a lol-cow in the making, though, I don't think if a thread is worth considering yet.

 

[Drunk Chipmunk]

There are stronger-grade jar openers for sale, but the sensible woman's option is a Harbor Freight strap wrench sent to live in the "miscellaneous" kitchen drawer with the rubber bands and the matches.
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Made of purest chinesium, they come in an economical two-pack so you can give the second one to your mom.

Spoiler: Jar talk!

As a helpless, delicate true and honest laydee myself, I use those rubber-palmed work gloves you can buy for like $10/dozen. I keep them on hand for all kinds of things around the yard and house. They’re great for opening jars, light gardening, working with power tools/sanders, heavy cleaning, and so on. Highly recommended!