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He needs to explain this on stream. Because otherwise it is just extremely obvious a black male slapped him in the face with his dick.
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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Why not have Kayla slap some makeup on to obscure the bruising, whatever its cause may be?
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Holy shit, his nose is even grosser now too
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Also good news for Nick, if you up the filter from "Mexico in Breaking to Bad" to "Piss" you almost can't see how fucked he is.
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There's no filter he's just streaming in mexico in Ralph's house
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>Suddenly unable to access his 'studio'
>Copestreams suddenly change from Kitchen to a different room
>Keeps saying we
Divorce Arc imminent?
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It just keeps growing. Getting Jewier.
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Through all of history there have been jobs that had to have been done, jobs that came with an undesirable or negative social standing.
Executioners, actors in Rome, journalists, prostitution. Someone had to do them.
So now such a job falls to me. I must become the resident nose guard. Too many of you are taking the worst possible perspective and most damning assumptions possible on poor little white boy Rekeita.
That yellow spot on his face? He was defending his lady's honor and got hit, he fell down while tripping over the toys of his happy playing children, he's just kind of sick. He's an older guy and he lives in one of the worst states in the country, he probably just looks like shit in a natural holistic manner.
And his family emergency and bad times? Illness, financial problems, death in the family, one of his kids turn out to be gay and won't let nicks pet monkey hit it. There can be many things, you have no reason to assume a failing marriage or that he has aids and is running away from an intervention.
He's just an old man who wants a little drinky and has one too many gay thoughts. How can you even not like him? He has earned the ralphamales forgiveness and approval. How many of you can honestly say you have achieved such a lofty goal?
Shame on you.
Executioners, actors in Rome, journalists, prostitution. Someone had to do them.
So now such a job falls to me. I must become the resident nose guard. Too many of you are taking the worst possible perspective and most damning assumptions possible on poor little white boy Rekeita.
That yellow spot on his face? He was defending his lady's honor and got hit, he fell down while tripping over the toys of his happy playing children, he's just kind of sick. He's an older guy and he lives in one of the worst states in the country, he probably just looks like shit in a natural holistic manner.
And his family emergency and bad times? Illness, financial problems, death in the family, one of his kids turn out to be gay and won't let nicks pet monkey hit it. There can be many things, you have no reason to assume a failing marriage or that he has aids and is running away from an intervention.
He's just an old man who wants a little drinky and has one too many gay thoughts. How can you even not like him? He has earned the ralphamales forgiveness and approval. How many of you can honestly say you have achieved such a lofty goal?
Shame on you.
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Starting to look like if someone had modded Gollum into New Vegas. I wonder how long till he fully ghoulifies and starts referring to people as smoothskins.
the_hidden_one
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Comicsgate on suicide watch. They did a $100k+ go fund me to get this retard into NASCAR.BREAKING NEWS:
Coomalot was supposed to realize his dream today and make his ARCA NASCAR debut in the Daytona 200. Whereupon he would own all the haters!
Instead, he will not get that race because he is SLOWER THAN SHIT!!!
In qualifying, he was 9.5 seconds off the leader, 30 MPH slower than the leader, and more than 2 whole seconds behind the next slowest car. Putting him dead last. 50 cars tried. Only 40 can make the grid.
His results:
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Him and the car:
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In summary, he drives like old people fuck.
Obviously, this is her fault.
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Special thanks to @SaidNoOneEver and @Dixieland Buckaroo.
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Nick Rekieta never asked for this:
It doesn't quite match, so the good news for Nick is that he's not quite at Deus Ex: Human Revolution levels of piss filter.
HE CAN GO FURTHER!
But yes, Nick has apparently moved his Locals streams recently (at least the ones that have gotten clipped and uploaded to @elb's channel in 2024) to the sunroom, rather than the kitchen. And the sunroom has had the blinds closed and (in at least one of the streams) the door to the kitchen closed.
This attracted my attention because the sunroom seemed to be the most obvious option in the home for a room to turn into an ersatz spare bedroom, though there was no evidence that had happened.
Nick also said last night about the reason for his streaming cancellations: "I can't faked [sic] being unable to be in my studio".
His studio is in his house.
It doesn't quite match, so the good news for Nick is that he's not quite at Deus Ex: Human Revolution levels of piss filter.
HE CAN GO FURTHER!
It's been bizarre.
But yes, Nick has apparently moved his Locals streams recently (at least the ones that have gotten clipped and uploaded to @elb's channel in 2024) to the sunroom, rather than the kitchen. And the sunroom has had the blinds closed and (in at least one of the streams) the door to the kitchen closed.
This attracted my attention because the sunroom seemed to be the most obvious option in the home for a room to turn into an ersatz spare bedroom, though there was no evidence that had happened.
Nick also said last night about the reason for his streaming cancellations: "I can't faked [sic] being unable to be in my studio".
His studio is in his house.
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Does this guy have any prior racing experience? Bit of a NASCAR sperging but a massive part of stock car racing is the knowledge of how to get your car tuned exactly for the track like your aerodynamics etc. That’s why they have such large teams full of mechanics etc. So if you don’t know what you’re doing you’re fucked
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That's a very nice kitchen and dining room. I like the island.Nick Rekieta never asked for this:
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It doesn't quite match, so the good news for Nick is that he's not quite at Deus Ex: Human Revolution levels of piss filter.
HE CAN GO FURTHER!
It's been bizarre.
But yes, Nick has apparently moved his Locals streams recently (at least the ones that have gotten clipped and uploaded to @elb's channel in 2024) to the sunroom, rather than the kitchen. And the sunroom has had the blinds closed and (in at least one of the streams) the door to the kitchen closed.
This attracted my attention because the sunroom seemed to be the most obvious option in the home for a room to turn into an ersatz spare bedroom, though there was no evidence that had happened.
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Nick also said last night about the reason for his streaming cancellations: "I can't faked [sic] being unable to be in my studio".
His studio is in his house.
holyhandgrenade
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it's amazing what you can afford when your parents are filthy rich
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He's one latke away from an honorary seat on the ADL.
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Wait, one of his recent streams had him appearing disheveled and having to look at the camera to comb his hair with his fingers at the very start. This has happened often before too.
Is it all just an act if he cares about his appearance that much to prep and test the screen with filters? Like some kind of giga brainlet tactics of "if i appear unprepared they wont realize i cared enough to use filters"??
Is it all just an act if he cares about his appearance that much to prep and test the screen with filters? Like some kind of giga brainlet tactics of "if i appear unprepared they wont realize i cared enough to use filters"??
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Yes, he wrecked a couple of Rekeita sponsored cars last year and raced in 2022 iirc. He has some race experience. He raced in the Grand National Super Series. I have no idea if that is good or not.
Schpoots
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I hope this is the start of his moving in with drexel arc.
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This is why that lie is particularly incomprehensible. How the fuck is it possble he somehow can't be in a part of his house that is specifically decicated to him?
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Fixed that for you.
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If it was anyone else, family stuff would mean divorce, at least to me.
Good lord, Nick has been down bad since the steel toe morning show + wife hot tub soak.