Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[cold comfort]

Local copy of the HeyyyEmily_Pink voice clip just in case. It's still on youtube but he deleted one of his reddit posts about it.

 

[Lady Bizness]

I'll never understand how actual women don't feel massively insulted by this part of troonism.

Me neither, and in fact, this very stereotypical troon flex is one of many experiences that peaked me. One guy I knew boasted on Facebook about not being able to open a pickle jar. Prior to that I just thought it was a dumb thing dummies posted on Reddit. But here was a man who I had interacted with many times in person, who knew me to be a strong woman, and here he is years later not only acting like a weak princess but projecting this weakness as the epitome of womanhood! Wears a dainty little gold estrogen charm on a necklace too. Fuck you man.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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>"ywnbam"
>lolol you're right bigot I'm ackshyually not a woman!
Trannies and reading comprehension.

ADYWB (Always dyslexic you will be)

Case 1: Pooner has sex with a "bi" guy, later founds out he's straight. Remember, kids, when this happens it's sexual assault, but when a tranny lies about their sex, it's a consent accident!
Also note the very chad behavior of crying into her pillow.

Why do TIFs disregard the valuable information they learned with female socialization? The things your mother and older female peers warned you about still apply to you, even with your true and honest boy identity.
1. If you are unattractive, make sure your self esteem is rock solid because otherwise you'll cling to any seemingly positive attention you get
(if you scroll through the kink blogs on tumblr (or don't) you'll notice that all of the women are ugly, fat or both. Confident women don't and won't debase themselves this way for the worst kinds of male sexual attention)
2. Men will lie for sex, and the more predatory ones target the insecure because they're easy.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

The things your mother and older female peers warned you about still apply to you, even with your true and honest boy identity.

i can't remember if it was a horrible joke or genuine but I feel like I remember a pooner telling a story about being sexually assaulted and she kept screaming "I'M A MAN," and being confused when he didn't stop.



just like the pooner being confused when the Chinese ladies at the massage parlor didn't want to give her "T-dick" a handy and then saying she was going to go sit in the nude spa next week with "the other mongers" as if that would be safe for her to do because she's totally just one of the guys (???)

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

i can't remember if it was a horrible joke or genuine but I feel like I remember a pooner telling a story about being sexually assaulted and she kept screaming "I'M A MAN," and being confused when he didn't stop.

That was real. The rapist was a south asian or middle eastern taxi driver. I remember the story because of the dumb gender special who thought telling the rapist that she identifies as a man would stop him.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

seeing pop/emo culture references in Tif posts always reminds me how this is just social contagion, especially on the Internet. Brutus likely comes from the song by The Buttress rather than Roman history (although some tifs like surface level "gay" greek history); it's well used in fandom/character art and animations, especially the line "I don't want what you have, I wanna be you".

Which would be hilarious because apparently Buttress is a gigaTERF

heresy

Edit: because TERF tumblrs get banned all the time

Spoiler: Local copy

 

[MongInTheMirror]

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"I- it's not transitioning-"

Ah, fuck off

I can't believe this guy isn't a Poe, he's almost the perfect specimen of the terminally autistic NEET troon. The archetroon, if you will. If it wasn't for the series of photos I'd think this one was a TERF having a laugh.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

I can't believe this guy isn't a Poe, he's almost the perfect specimen of the terminally autistic NEET troon.

I can remember when Poe's Law used to refer to batshit fundy Christians. Nowadays this is what we have instead.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

"I- it's not transitioning-"

Ah, fuck off

I can't believe this guy isn't a Poe, he's almost the perfect specimen of the terminally autistic NEET troon. The archetroon, if you will. If it wasn't for the series of photos I'd think this one was a TERF having a laugh.

the platroonic ideal

 

[monstrous bubo]

Please prepare yourself for an act of horrifying transphobia (snip in screenshot, full text in spoiler)

Spoiler: tell me all about it, Karen

Letter to American Airlines​

On February 9, 2024, I was on American flight 1292 LAX to BNA. I want to share my experience on that flight and hope that by sharing, you can better serve your diverse customer base.

I am in the process of transitioning from male to female. I’ve been living as female for over a year and believe most people cannot determine my sex assigned at birth. I was on flight 1292 as female and had no other issues other than the one I’m sharing.

As you may know, the TSA has a policy that however a person presents to go through security (female/male), all agents are to assume the presented gender as valid. So, male agents cannot perform additional screening on me.

This actually happened earlier on this trip (PHX to LAX). I had a necklace on and it sounded the alarm. So a female agent performed the additional screening on me and I was on my way.

After takeoff and reaching altitude, flight attendants were starting to serve drinks. When asked what I’d like, I replied. As she was leaning down to get the ice and my soft drink, she asked if I preferred to be called ma’am. I was startled at the question as I was clearly presenting as female. Not sure how to reply, I said yes.

I know it can be confusing with pronouns and titles. But there are ways to avoid all of that based on the language used. I don’t a doubt that the flight attendant was trying to be respectful but she didn’t have to call me ma’am at all.

Happily, she asked in a tone that no one else heard, or at least I think not. But the awkwardness was apparent and I was very uncomfortable. Thinking maybe she knew my name based on the passenger list, I later asked her what gave me away. She didn’t mention the passenger list, she told me it was my height.

I don’t feel the need to share how I felt for the remainder of the flight but it was not pleasant. The conversation was not combative but very polite. But that didn’t change the experience for me.
I will share that being in the LQBTQ community is sometimes difficult. Especially in the current political environment. But this is not a new movement, it’s been around for centuries and while we don’t care if anyone likes or dislikes us based on THEIR perception, all people deserve respect.

My suggestion is that you adopt a policy similar to the TSA’s. Treat people as they present to you. If unsure, adopt a neutral approach.

I would be happy to have a discussion related to this and can be contacted at this email address.

Unfortunately this fair damsel’s distress left this redditor unmoved



link | archive

 

[SnergenFlergen]

the dumb gender special who thought teling the rapist that she identifies as a man would stop him.

Classic case of spending too much time on Tumblr/Reddit to the point where you can't distinguish it from reality. Saying "It's ma-am" or "I'm akshually a dood" may be a silver bullet on heavily moderated tranny subreddits, but here in the real world that check bounces every time.
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Edit to respond to monstrous Bubo

Just more proof that no matter how much you bend over backwards to accommodate these fucking people, it will never be enough. Goalposts can always be moved, offence can always be taken. The moral grandstanding enabled by their self-imposed oppression and using people's fear of causing offence (and the consequences thereof) to control and talk down to them is the biggest high these people can get and the only source of joy in their miserable lives.

Trying to appease trannies is a Sisyphean task and it should be approached as such- by not fucking bothering. They don't want appeasement, they want stories of 'transphobia' to share and unfairly exaggerate on Reddit for updoots and asspats.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

I’ve been living as female for over a year and believe most people cannot determine my sex assigned at birth.

I later asked her what gave me away. She didn’t mention the passenger list, she told me it was my height.

Hmmmmm I wonder if this freak doesn't pass at all and is just Example #54,329,120 of people tiptoeing around trannies because they know they're mentally ill degenerates who'll cause endless trouble if you clock them to their faces

Let's just check his reddit account...


What luck! He's posted a selfie just in the past twelve hours! Let's see our perfectly female-passing lady in all her glory:

COMPLETELY INDISTINGUISHABLE

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Looks like he's gonna hit you with a No child, it's ma'am, and no child, you can't tell, enjoy prison.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Response to suggestion of anti-trans filter on dating site ...

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See that? You're a Nazi ... BTFO!

But back home in the real world such a badge would be absurd. In person we can tell.

I notice that none of them address that point - that these guys were able to spot trans women who did not identify themselves as trans. That’s what they’re actually angry about. That no troon passes as a woman.

Jar opening is not a gender-specific thing, though. That whole MtF transgender "Tee-hee, I'm so weak and stupid now that I'm a real gurl" shtick is insulting to every natal female.
Women can open jars just fine. There aren't always stronger people around.
Just use a piece of non-skid grip shelf liner. Works like a charm. No one has to ask stronger people to open jars.

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Here's a bunch of troons pretending that they can't open jars anymore.

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It’s more autism IMO. None of them actually know what it’s like to be feminine, so when one of them thinks they found a way to express it, it spreads faster than HIV in a Congolese brothel.

 

[Pedophobe]

Please prepare yourself for an act of horrifying transphobia (snip in screenshot, full text in spoiler)

I will concede this person is a massive bitch.

 

[CobraPlissken]

I know I’m late to these posts but I saw them through the above reply and just had to comment.



The weirdest part to me is how redundant it is to carry a Switch + 4 models of Nintendo DSi in his bag. Nigga, you only need one DSi to play all the bing bing wahoo you could ever want in the club restroom. It’s a backwards compatible system, there’s no way this autist doesn’t know that. Why does he need 4?

It’d be like carrying 4 different colours of MP3 player in your bag to listen to the same songs. This is a very strange post, even by troon standards.

ETA: a lot of DS games supported up to 4 player multiplayer. maybe he brought some for his fri-

He's the Yaniv of portable gaming consoles, except for hiding inside a toilet ready to pounce with a tampon ready for a young lady in a menstrual emergency, this one preys on actual female autists looking to build a harem team of fellow vidya players

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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COMPLETELY INDISTINGUISHABLE

These people are legitimately delusional, they have to be. He looks like the engineer that serviced the boiler in my house a couple of weeks ago.

Is this a case of the Illusory truth effect wherein people lie to themselves so much that they start to believe it, or are they really just so autistic/main character-brained that they forget that other people have internal monologues and someone doesn't need to verbally clock them for them to be clocked? (This is a rhetorical question as I know the answer is always autism in cases such as this).

I can categorically guarantee that throughout the whole year of this man living his fetish, not a single person has ever mistaken him for a woman once. Not one person of any age, level of cognitive ability or vision clarity has ever looked at this person and thought to themselves 'I am looking at a woman right now'.

Edit to add

One of his responses in the thread is pretty amusing now that we know what he looks like:

The finger on the monkey's paw curled.

 

[deermeat]

Pooners don't hate women, they hate being one. TiMs on the other hand properly despise women. That's why they invade female spaces, they revel in the discomfort they cause.

Pooners DO hate women though, they hate being one too. A lot of these women were bullied by other women or straight up got mommy issues. They hate women in an incel-type of way. The equivalent of a lesbian incel in most cases. They resent women because mostly due to jealousy. They'd love to be happily feminine, but they aren't. So the only way in their eyes they can accept their masculinity is if they reject womanhood because they truly do not see women as being able to be masculine since they view masculinity (men) as superior beings.

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Zoinks, Scoob!

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Positron]

Please prepare yourself for an act of horrifying transphobia (snip in screenshot, full text in spoiler)

Basically the troon complains that the flight attendant failed to mind-read. These people should never have been taken seriously and should be told in no uncertain terms that they are a disgrace to society.