Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Dustlord]

My knowledge of landlord-tenant law is spotty and not Pennsylvanian.

I've seen houses for sale that mention they have a long-term tenant in them (or duplexes, or houses with an occupied accessory dwelling unit). It's the buyer's responsibility to get the tenant out of there, Lou doesn't pay but he's definitely occupied that house for a long time. If he had a better internal locus of control and actually followed legal procedures, he could get himself cash-for-keys'd or at least have 30-60 days to find a new place.

For all his bluster, Lou doesn't do things, only begs. If they truly move, he'll just whine and moan and beg for money and probably end up sharing a room with his nephew after all.

Squatter Lou arc incoming.
Like you said, laws very by location, but some states make eviction a very long, complicated process. He might get a free ride for 6+ months during the process if he tried to fight it.

 

[Asian tech support]

Let's play a game. Let's try and make a Casa Spaghetti floorplan or at least as best we can.
Done quickly in ms paint because I'm horrible with gimp:

I think, at least. Apologies for the poor proportions. That's nine rooms and the listing claims there's nine rooms.
Some observations:
Does Coach sleep on the first floor? I think it's apparent which rooms are Lou's and the Shield's but I'm not sure who sleeps in the dinky other room on the third floor.
There's laundry everywhere and the house really isn't that presentable, making me realize just how shit it must be normally. These photos might have been taken during the 16 hours Lou was allegedly at the pooner's. Good job @Berserker Armor for likely nailing the timeline.
There's toothpaste and toothbrushes in the kitchen.
Shoutout to the cheap unfilled artificial turf in the back yard. Bare dirt would be more appealing.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Wow, just wow.

I think the only thing that can fix this house up is some good old Jewish lightning.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Plural Lou is Lou preemptively planning in case any of his online friends ever find his Disqus account and see how nasty he really is.

Wait, so that house only cost $29K in 2012, and it's only worth $72K now? Jesus, that is so fucking cheap. How can that be right? That seems crazy. And do they have to tell the new buyer that the house is haunted by ketchup farts?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Real estate photographers are legit black magic sorcerers, and even they couldn’t make that house look good.

 

[Asian tech support]

Wait, so that house only cost $29K in 2012, and it's only worth $72K now? Jesus, that is so fucking cheap. How can that be right? That seems crazy. And do they have to tell the new buyer that the house is haunted by ketchup farts?

Look at the price history. It gets even better. Sure, it's just a projection but three years ago the house was supposedly worth $120k. That's 74,000 jars of Great Value marinara sauce. The only thing that could make this situation funnier short of Lou squatting in the place after a potential sale or living out of a clapped out Nissan on blocks is if it comes out that Denise was trying to sell the house for years but couldn't get Lou's lardass to fucking agree to leave, losing out on 40% of the house's peak value.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It could serve as a bachelor pad, but nothing else.

 

[Iron Hamster]

>everything he owns was grifted for from people on Twitter back before he had a reputation as a serial grifter who was a jackass to everyone around him
>has the gall to say that none of us paid for the stuff he browses the internet on
>the same stuff he tries to sell on Craigslist or Facebook once he gets tired of said stuff he tells us we don't pay for
>on the same internet his mother pays for
>on the same phone bill he expects everyone around him online to pay for

it would have been easier for him to say 'kiwifarms is correct'.


Fattz actually has a bedframe. Who knew?

 

[Sniperwoof]

It's actually kind of an accomplishment to be so white trash that your house fails to crack 100k in value in today's market.

 

[Dustlord]

Real estate photographers are legit black magic sorcerers, and even they couldn’t make that house look good.

You can tell they spent time fixing up and cleaning the place for the images, and its still not great looking. At least Louis had the sense not to leave visible trash on the floors this time, though.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

At least Louis had the sense not to leave visible trash on the floors this time, though.

Please, we all know Lou did fuck all to clean. Either Denise cleaned all the trash out or the photographers did. The only way I could see Lou cleaning anything is if Denise threatened to kick his lard ass out immediately if he didn't clean. And we know Lou would have used it to grift for more shinies after fabricating a yarn about how his totally evil and transphobic TERFNAZI of a mother found his HRT and told him to get rid of it or he'd be evicted.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's actually kind of an accomplishment to be so white trash that your house fails to crack 100k in value in today's market.

That is the power of being white trash. Everything around you turns to shit. Especially when you drink ketchup from the bottle and get that shit everywhere. A house devalues pretty quickly.

 

[Dustlord]

Please, we all know Lou did fuck all to clean. Either Denise cleaned all the trash out or the photographers did. The only way I could see Lou cleaning anything is if Denise threatened to kick his lard ass out immediately if he didn't clean. And we know Lou would have used it to grift for more shinies after fabricating a yarn about how his totally evil and transphobic TERFNAZI of a mother found his HRT and told him to get rid of it or he'd be evicted.

That's actually my theory for a lot of his "my family is transphobic!!!" stuff. Just him being mad at his mom for being asked to perform basic household responsibilities, but knowing he'd be called a lazy fat ungrateful retard if he came out with it as his main issue.

 

[The Dude]

I'm a bit excited to see what's going to happen with the Gagliardi Clan moving house. I know there will be tons of grifting, but will Louie continue to stay with them (likely) or will they finally take this opportunity to rid themselves of that worthless, lazy leech of a burden?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

That is the power of being white trash. Everything around you turns to shit. Especially when you drink ketchup from the bottle and get that shit everywhere. A house devalues pretty quickly.

It's honestly a shame we won't get to see if the new owners will be able to clean it up any.

I'm a bit excited to see what's going to happen with the Gagliardi Clan moving house. I know there will be tons of grifting, but will Louie continue to stay with them (likely) or will they finally take this opportunity to rid themselves of that worthless, lazy leech of a burden?

Same. We know Lou will hang on to Denise like a fat barnacle for as long as he can. The real question we have to ask is, where in the new house is Lou going to end up? If we believe what Lou has said, and that's only with a massive amount of salt, the new house doesn't have a bedroom for him. Will he end up on the couch in the living room? I don't imagine Denise will let him sleep in the same room as the Shield.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's honestly a shame we won't get to see if the new owners will be able to clean it up any.

Sadly true, what a shame.

Same. We know Lou will hang on to Denise like a fat barnacle for as long as he can. The real question we have to ask is, where in the new house is Lou going to end up? If we believe what Lou has said, and that's only with a massive amount of salt, the new house doesn't have a bedroom for him. Will he end up on the couch in the living room? I don't imagine Denise will let him sleep in the same room as the Shield.

The basement with the worst wifi signal imaginable. Right down there with the rats and spiders. He won't mind the critters, but the internet situation might make him want to join the 41%

 

[JaneThough]

It's honestly a shame we won't get to see if the new owners will be able to clean it up any.

We will if it's bought by flippers

 

[Aunt Carol]

Real estate photographers are legit black magic sorcerers, and even they couldn’t make that house look good.

The last time I was in the market, I looked at a lot of houses (in a different part of the country) with my overly-optimistic budget.

These are the kinds of photos you get from rental properties, where the house was "cleaned" and access granted under grudging obligation of the tenants, the kind of tenants who know that a new owner is going to demand an inspection, fix the place up, and price them out.

An owner who is selling may not have the money and time to "stage" a property, especially if they're living in it, but they're usually motivated to make it look good. In these photos you can see laundry baskets, prescription medications and a full trash can with a gas station soda cup peeking out; each of these takes a minute to fix, even if it's just moving the junk out of camera view and then putting it back immediately.

This looks like a walkthrough for a hamfisted video game about depression. Amazing.

I am saddened not to see any garage photos, though.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The last time I was in the market, I looked at a lot of houses (in a different part of the country) with my overly-optimistic budget.

These are the kinds of photos you get from rental properties, where the house was "cleaned" and access granted under grudging obligation of the tenants, the kind of tenants who know that a new owner is going to demand an inspection, fix the place up, and price them out.

An owner who is selling may not have the money and time to "stage" a property, especially if they're living in it, but they're usually motivated to make it look good. In these photos you can see laundry baskets, prescription medications and a full trash can with a gas station soda cup peeking out; each of these takes a minute to fix, even if it's just moving the junk out of camera view and then putting it back immediately.

This looks like a walkthrough for a hamfisted video game about depression. Amazing.

I am saddened not to see any garage photos, though.

Garage probably looks like a bomb shelter AFTER the nukes go off, probably would have taken weeks to fix up

 

[Aunt Carol]

Garage probably looks like a bomb shelter AFTER the nukes go off, probably would have taken weeks to fix up

Last we saw, the garage was full of boxes on boxes of dialysate, hopefully not freezing in the winter and leaking after it thaws.