Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

I guess the bull wasn't satisfied with the snack tray he brought. You'd think he could bring a decent snack tray with $3,000 a month worth of snacks.

"How DARE you bring me this nigger cocaine? When I'm fucking a white man's wife, I need white man quality cocaine."

A “catcher’s mitt that was used to clean up a porn site”

Is this man STILL complaining about how having five kids has ruined his wife's vagina?

 

[Victim2988]

- Audience gone
- viewers enraged
- boring useless content
- money fading
- problems with wifey
- beaten by Tyrone the black bull
- doing nothing to reverse the situation
- finding vague excuses

My god, nick morphed into Matt jarbo

 

[Mr. Manchester]

At first I assumed he was going down a Ralph path, figured Rackets would get drunk and retarded then dance like a monkey for my enjoyment for years to come. This isn't Ralph though, Ralph to this day stomps around like a giant retarded baby and screams to the delight of many. This is different though. This is pure decline with no fight in the game, although I'm not sure he had any to begin with. Dude is just rotting in front of our eyes which is pretty fucking sad.

Nick, if you're going to burn out than dance like a monkey while you do it ffs.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

It's possible that the dark spot on his face has been biopsied and this is what has caused the bruising.

This is less fun than the other scenarios though.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

No need to speculate, this degenerate faggots health is rapidly deteriorating because he caught a particularly potent giganigger HIV strain which, combined with alcohol, is wrecking him in record time. Thing is he's apparently a a trust fund baby lacking the powerful decay resistant genetics of regular white trash who manage to power through decades of substance abuse without showing significant health issues until very late in the game. This kind of delayed healing is not just alcohol induced, no shot.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Who is “we”? Doesn’t “personal” signify a singular person? Or is he putting himself & Kayla as a unit?

"I will be us"

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

I personally think it's a divorce arc and an std arc. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person, I hope he makes a million dollars in the days to come

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

noooo stalker prude, I do not want superchats. My rooomble contract is all I need.

He said this unironically

After rereading this, it seems even stranger & filled with Nick’s classic obfuscation tactics.

Nick likes to 'use' his Creative Writing degree and fancies himself a good writer and communicator (see his verbose ans flowery superchat toasts that no one pays him to do anymore). It must really be an issue for him if he's 'trying' this hard.

I see a few possibilities (in no particular order):

1. Divorce/kicked out
2. Rumble finally told him that he is out
3. Some medical thing with him or his

In any case, I am sure this is very stressful 'to him',, but I doubt that he will be an adult and learn from it to do better. I am not so cold-hearted that I would be opposed to a redemption arc, but I think that is about as unlikely as a sober leprechaun.

EDIT: Missed fordt response

 

[AnOminous]

Rekeita is a boring faggot- the most entertaining thing he does is not show up for his own streams

I can't believe that's actually true, but it is. I have been more entertained by his increasingly "weird" and "hilarious" excuses for not showing up, which don't make a lick of sense, than anything on his streams themselves.

He's probably hamming it up a bit but, then again, he IS obsessed with Pippa.

What a creepy sex pest. He's seriously Greer-tier creep at this point. I know you're basically encouraging this by being a vtuber but wtf man, what is wrong with this weird faggot?

I mean I'd be getting a restraining order if I were this anime rabbit.

I'm watching Kurt's replay stream from today's Fani Willis trial and just wanted to mention how he missed out on covering this guy

Lmao what even IS this guy?

He is basically the "nigga you gay" meme personified.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Gator was just graded A by Legal Mindset for his legal analysis. LOL, GET FUCKED REKIETA. a Gunt slurper has a better legal analysis than you

Gator is more of a lawyer than Balldo.
SHAMEFUL.

 

[AnOminous]

That is a very long time for such a small bruise to heal, though. I had much bigger and angrier bruises heal quicker than that while in not great of health, albeit with zero alcohol intake.

It also sometimes happens with (m)anorexia. It reminds me of one of the weird permanent bruises notorious skelly Ashley Isaacs has. It's usually a sign of serious physical problems.

My god, nick morphed into Matt jarbo

Except when Jarbo's streaming career went down the tube, he actually got a Jarb to support his family. That's not in Nickhole's future.

No need to speculate, this degenerate faggots health is rapidly deteriorating because he caught a particularly potent giganigger HIV strain which, combined with alcohol, is wrecking him in record time.

It is not H I VEEEEEE but FULL BLOWN AIDS!

And this is definitely just a wild guess but I bet a Jamaican strain.

My rooomble

Then: muh roomble.
Now: getting paid less than some guy sucking dicks behind an Arby's.

 

[FedPostalService]

his verbose ans flowery superchat toasts

Those gay toasts were the reason I stopped watching. I jumped ship well before the rest of his retardation.

 

[AltisticRight]

What a creepy sex pest. He's seriously Greer-tier creep at this point. I know you're basically encouraging this by being a vtuber but wtf man, what is wrong with this weird faggot?

That stupid rabbit isn't even one of the sexualised ones. Her primary audience are weirdos that frequent image boards and likes edgier humour. She's not really some milquetoast non-offensive normie-friendly character and that's why she has stacked good will in the Sektur. That's despite being doxed as some weird neet from the south. Oh, her response to the dox was "some pig is hollerin", not a massive gay tantrum about internet bullies.

Coomalot looks and acts like a massive sex pest. I wouldn't trust him around a mannequin, let alone human women. Balldo has really good company here.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I mean I'd be getting a restraining order if I were this anime rabbit.

This is her bread and butter, this guy is probably the least weird guy in her audience. Imagine, if you pretend to be a 3 year old anime rabbit going "goo goo gaga, I am stinky" for men on the Internet that you may attract some creeps.

 

[Pomniman]

That stupid rabbit isn't even one of the sexualised ones. Her primary audience are weirdos that frequent image boards and likes edgier humour. She's not really some milquetoast non-offensive normie-friendly character and that's why she has stacked good will in the Sektur. That's despite being doxed as some weird neet from the south. Oh, her response to the dox was "some pig is hollerin", not a massive gay tantrum about internet bullies.

Coomalot looks and acts like a massive sex pest. I wouldn't trust him around a mannequin, let alone human women. Balldo has really good company here.

Semi-Solidus Snakesgiving (pellets to pellets, trash to trash):

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Thing about alcoholism is, you end up justifying skipping obligations for literally no other reason than to keep drinking. It wouldn't be out of character for Nick, who idolizes hedonism and laziness, to spin a massive expanded Balldoverse to justify just goofing off while drunk.

"You were supposed to clock in at 8:30, what happened?"

"Sorry, family drama, pain in the ass. It's doing my head in, really can't do anything about it. I'm really trying to sort it out."

I think there’s an extra problem, and it’s what he uses to counteract the alcohol when he needs to be “alert”.

Someone probably told him “you know the A in MDMA stands for amphetamine” and he suddenly developed a crippling case of ADD

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Was bored l, so I counted up the number of unique commentors on his vague post.

50 people at least that pay hin 5 dollars a month.

If you want to extrapolate that to total supporter level. He cannot be much over 500 (assuming 10% fan participation from a paper I read on marketing response in uni) That is under 3k per month and barely covers the snack budget.

The comments were just hug box typical, so not worth posting.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

This is her bread and butter, this guy is probably the least weird guy in her audience. Imagine, if you pretend to be a 3 year old anime rabbit going "goo goo gaga, I am stinky" for men on the Internet that you may attract some creeps.

You will never stop seething over ladies who get attention from men. The comment is fine, but what was so dumb about @AltisticRight ’s comment?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

The other thing is its not just Coomalot, but his audience. So like coom and 2 other dudes going after friends, coworkers, fans, her employer etc... He's trying life ruinination shit, but he's a retard. It doesn't matter that it's not successful,

 

[AnOminous]

"Sorry, family drama, pain in the ass. It's doing my head in, really can't do anything about it. I'm really trying to sort it out."

"What am I supposed to do? Show up and live up to obligations?"