Foods we hope will be discontinued

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These sewer water bootleg Gatorades take up space in the vending machines where I used to get my heart palpitating energy drinks. Fucking abysmal is what they are, and every other pseudo energy drink like it.
 
Soybean oil. It is damn near impossible to find salad dressings or toppings without it. Vinaigrette? Soybean oil. Ranch? Soybean oil. Dressing advertising olive oil? Just slightly less soybean oil. Mayonnaise? Soybean oil. Chipotle sauce? Soybean oil.

This has led to me starting to make various dressings, which is just annoying. I just want to buy a bottle of vinaigrette and not get a load of phytoestrogen in my diet.
I'd suggest just using olive oil as a dressing instead but almost all commercial sold olive oil is mixed with soybean oil these days, no matter what it says on the label

Daddy's Little Kitten said:
Twinkies should've stayed dead.
Foolish customer you cannot kill a twinkie
 
Probably any place that relies on selling fried chicken

Bojangles is amazing, don't you dare.

You say that one and not the actual shit eating fish known as the Catfish? If catfish went away, it'd be a net positive in the culinary world.

Catfish is delicious, though.

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Anything pumpkin-spice that isn't actually a pumpkin pie or pumpkin bread or similar.

Starbucks. Just as a whole.

Papa Johns. Likewise, just the whole thing.

Brown rice sushi. Just... why?

La Croix and all similar products. Just drink water, juice, or soda, you faggots. Stop trying to combine all three. It just sucks.
 
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These sewer water bootleg Gatorades take up space in the vending machines where I used to get my heart palpitating energy drinks. Fucking abysmal is what they are, and every other pseudo energy drink like it.
Tried the white one once, never again. Overpriced pieces of shit.
 
These shitty things:
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These sewer water bootleg Gatorades take up space in the vending machines where I used to get my heart palpitating energy drinks. Fucking abysmal is what they are, and every other pseudo energy drink like it.
Adjacent: sugar alcohol and stevia based "sugar free" products. It's become almost impossible to find an actual low sugar product. Just give me 5g of the real thing man, I don't fucking need some franken chemicals that most Americans needs because they are sugar addicts and can't possibly just enjoy a non saccharine sweet drink.
 
Adjacent: sugar alcohol and stevia based "sugar free" products. It's become almost impossible to find an actual low sugar product. Just give me 5g of the real thing man, I don't fucking need some franken chemicals that most Americans needs because they are sugar addicts and can't possibly just enjoy a non saccharine sweet drink.
Stevia and sugar alcohol can both be derived from natural resources with ease and don't fuck with the body's insulin response to the degree other sweeteners do, what you're thinking of is shit like sucralose whose flavor immediately ruins anything it's put into because it's 100% chemical processing and is part of the deathfat industrial complex.
 
These shitty things:
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These sewer water bootleg Gatorades take up space in the vending machines where I used to get my heart palpitating energy drinks. Fucking abysmal is what they are, and every other pseudo energy drink like it.
They're not bad, just a little too syrupy and sweet. But I put them in a bottle full of ice and they get diluted.

They really pair well with tequila too.
 
Pineapple squash, too many times I've accidentally picked up a bottle of it thinking it was orange only to be disgusted when I realized my error. It is awful.

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I'm genuinely not sure if squash is a widespread thing, Wikipedia says it's just commonwealth countries, it also says this which I found quite funny
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Soybean oil. It is damn near impossible to find salad dressings or toppings without it. Vinaigrette? Soybean oil. Ranch? Soybean oil. Dressing advertising olive oil? Just slightly less soybean oil. Mayonnaise? Soybean oil. Chipotle sauce? Soybean oil.

This has led to me starting to make various dressings, which is just annoying. I just want to buy a bottle of vinaigrette and not get a load of phytoestrogen in my diet.
It's also in vitamins and some shampoo now. I bought some D3 gelcaps and soy oil was in the ingredients. I fucking hate that shit, it's in 99% of mayonnaise (unless you want to pay $12 for fucking mayo)
Total soy farmer death.
 
As for Papa John's...........I don't hate it as much as I do Pizza Hut. I'd rather the Hut go away.

I would rather eat a heat lamp gas station slice of pizza than Papa Johns. Their cheese tastes like nothing and has no pull, it's just mush, and their sauce is so sweet it might as well be ketchup .
 
Tried the white one once, never again. Overpriced pieces of shit.
It's not even close to any actual energy drinks. It's just potassium spiked sugar water intended to be drank casually by gamers and not even actual athletes with electrolyte needs.

Also, American ketchup needs to be replaced 1:1 by unsweetened ketchup. I don't understand the diabetes sugar obsession with adding that shit to literally everything. Same goes for the mass produced white breads. It shouldn't be some weird conspiracy tier lifestyle choice to try and buy goyslop without added HFCS, sugar or seed oils.


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These things taste like compressed sewage and I'd believe you if you told me that they were. I can't believe Little Debbie products still exist.
 
These shitty things:
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These sewer water bootleg Gatorades take up space in the vending machines where I used to get my heart palpitating energy drinks. Fucking abysmal is what they are, and every other pseudo energy drink like it.
I’ve had the Ice Pop and Glowberry flavors before and they’re decent, the coconut water doesn’t fuck around with the flavor too much they make for a decent Gatorade replacement if you can’t decide on a flavor or your flavor of choice is out-of-stock.

That said, I’d prefer Gatorade over these and even then I’d prefer having the powdered mix shaken into a big bottle of water over the bottled product.
Tried the white one once, never again. Overpriced pieces of shit.
IIRC Meta Moon (the white one you mentioned) is basically the company’s version of a mystery flavor, if it does well sales-wise the flavor’s real name is revealed and it gets spun off into its own bottle.
Also, American ketchup needs to be replaced 1:1 by unsweetened ketchup. I don't understand the diabetes sugar obsession with adding that shit to literally everything. Same goes for the mass produced white breads. It shouldn't be some weird conspiracy tier lifestyle choice to try and buy goyslop without added HFCS, sugar or seed oils.
I really need to learn how to make homemade ketchup, there was a bottle of ketchup Heinz used to sell around 10 years ago that was blended with balsamic vinegar and that used to be the shit for me. Sadly they discontinued it and I’ve never been the same since.
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These things taste like compressed sewage and I'd believe you if you told me that they were. I can't believe Little Debbie products still exist.
Little Debbie is one of those brands you kind of have to grow up with to love, otherwise it can range from being mediocre-but-sweet to dumpster fire in terms of taste.

That said some of the licensed foods are decent, I like the Star Crunch ice cream bars they sell.
 
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