Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[whogoesthere]

if you ever wander into the Beauty Parlor you know why, there’s a good number of users with undiagnosed mental issues and an addiction to starting shit over nothing.

And for fucks sake keep cats well away from Cobra. They never shut up if a cat is involved, and they will go into great detail of how they want people to suffer because a cat wasn't fed on time.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

What’s he gonna do? Send a magic carpet to pick her up? Watching these two dopey regards try to navigate through our already very idiot-friendly world is like watching monkeys solve a puzzle.

"Clint is rushing at the maximum speed limit of 65mph, traveling over 2,000 miles to pick up my sweetest Jessica from the airport."

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

This is the most vile thing I have a ever read.

It's a Cobra-ism. Watch the latest Snake Bones. I forgot about it until rewatching.

 

[Rotogravure]

For those of you Cobes-watchers who have not had the absolute *pleasure* of a NAL stream you should watch at least one. She is currently in Walmart buying food ingredients and will eventually cook.
My Prediction: buy things, yell at people at walmart. stand outside walmart bitching for 20-45 minutes. go home. maybe cook -- 2-3 hours. end up either in garage hitting the bong or in her bathtub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzzOTRgeTLM

 

[A Greyhound in a Coat]

My favorite Cobra-ism has always been persade, his retarded portmanteau of persona and facade. It's like he's so obsessed with combinations that it subconsciously seeps into his language.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

I'm looking to study the dark wizards magic but the only spells I've really seen from him are:

1. circle of protection - protect a target within a given radius
2. unnamed spell that changes traffic lights

Are there any ancient tomes or online resources I could look at to study cobras magic?

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I'm looking to study the dark wizards magic but the only spells I've really seen from him are:

1. circle of protection - protect a target within a given radius
2. unnamed spell that changes traffic lights

Are there any ancient tomes or online resources I could look at to study cobras magic?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

NAL is sitting in her local airport with no ride home, no public transport and nobody to pick up the phone. Trying to reach Cobra. It's early in the morning for her, like 4:30 am. Watching her stream through JM here

(direct link to her own channel)
eta: She even got offered a ride from the airport to her local Walmart, but declined. She doesn't want to have to cross the street. Everybody knows, it's not far to her adress, but that's not good enough for her apparently. So she just sits there cussing and waiting for sombody to wake up. She doesn't want any help. In the end, being a miserable cunt always works out well.

"See Cobra, see? You should've just let me stay there! Trying to go home is a disaster! This is all you people's fault! Look what you did!"

On one hand it's good for Cobra that he got her out for the time being.
On the other hand if this actually just turns into a thing where they screw around a little bit and she leaves without any domestic incidences, that's going to be content robbery. I was really hoping for a livestream recording of the cops dragging a drunk screaming NAL out of the apartment.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I'm looking to study the dark wizards magic but the only spells I've really seen from him are:

1. circle of protection - protect a target within a given radius
2. unnamed spell that changes traffic lights

Are there any ancient tomes or online resources I could look at to study cobras magic?

Defensive spells are useful but do not overlook the power of offensive spells

 

[Deez Nuts]

It’s sad seeing how much comparatively with it he was back then.

For those of you Cobes-watchers who have not had the absolute *pleasure* of a NAL stream you should watch at least one. She is currently in Walmart buying food ingredients and will eventually cook.
My Prediction: buy things, yell at people at walmart. stand outside walmart bitching for 20-45 minutes. go home. maybe cook -- 2-3 hours. end up either in garage hitting the bong or in her bathtub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzzOTRgeTLM

She currently has the cam off but is talking about the flight home. Someone asked if she thinks josh will propose and she says she is not going to rush him.

 

[D_Tractor]

His Real Mom finally turned off comments. It is what it is toobz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO-yAAT7VFk

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

It’s sad seeing how much comparatively with it he was back then.

He was another beast back then, full of energy and spirit and hope for the future, but now?
Just a shrivelled and old, 30 years of age, homeless asian-american vet with gangrenous gums, that somehow can siill use chew, that became a meth-heads sex doll husband...

 

[Hennimore]

His Real Mom finally turned off comments. It is what it is toobz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO-yAAT7VFk

Wait is this actually his biological mother? I thought this was just Reddit alog cope.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Guess we can take a breather, Cobros.

Over the pants handys
Creampies seeping through leggings
Josh appearing dead
Spastic Tard Dancing
Uncomfortable making out between tards’
Clint stopping by
Darf Lenny making a guest appearance
Learning some vaginas smell like Wendy’s

It was a hell of a ride…

 

['Ol Stinky]

How long before "Well toobz- me and my dad decided that it's best that Jessica and I don't see eachother anymore."

 

[007Eleven]

How long before "Well toobz- me and my dad decided that it's best that Jessica and I don't see eachother anymore."

Only one man can break this up.

I could see Josh saying that just to cover for wanting to end the relationship himself, I doubt Clint gives a fuck.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Finally realized why Nal is obsessed with Bjorn, look who shows up right at the beginning of one of her songs

 

[bonified retard]

Finally realized why Nal is obsessed with Bjorn, look who shows up right at the beginning of one of her songs
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https://youtube.com/shorts/5EybPDqcmdI?si=EIHOaFA33_WKvlkr

 

[Galeocerdo]

I can't be the only one who was unironically upset that Jessica started muting the stream. Seeing Clint enter the room made my heart leap that we'd get some good shit from NAL+Clint interaction but we have to go off of seeing their bottom halves to guess what happened, which I imagine wasn't a whole fucking lot.
Clint usually seems to have a good head on his shoulders but I don't know if he'll get involved with this in terms of pointing out to Cobes this isn't a fucking good idea, I also imagine Clint might realise if he, too, is to go "You shouldn't date this tweaker" he might entrench himself into being with Jessica more "To prove everyone it's a good relationship which'll work and is healthy". Cobra's entire tard-ego is centralised by the teenage notion of "I will do whatever I want and double down when people tell me I shouldn't, because I know better", this also does tend to extend as far as his dad.
Man what a sad few months in the cobraverse, we lost Puff and gained a hagraven.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Theoretically the trolls should just tell him he should marry Methica and it would break it off, right?