Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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FinnSven said:
if prisoners are effectively reeducated, given prospects, therefore having something to lose by reoffending, then yes that is a good idea. Rehabilitation and guidance rather than punishment.
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This was tried extensively from the 50's/60's through the 80's. None of it seemed to make much of an impact on recidivism rates. There's lots of guys who fuck up and go to prison once and never break the law again. But they're not even close to the majority. People call my proposal 'Drench the Prisons in Napalm' proposal insane, but I think it's practical.
 
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Patposting just keeps getting bigger, doesn't it...
... Like Pat's waistline. He's fat, you see. :smug:
I told you so
 
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DumbDude43 said:
no joke, like two weeks ago i saw someone use "no little baby stalker child!" in a 4chan thread, and someone replied with a pat face reaction image
it is indeed spreading
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Just checked the 4chan archives there, seems "enjoy prison" is the winner.
Pat really is a (fat) trendsetter, on his way to make patposting the new baneposting

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Creative Username said:
Patposting just keeps getting bigger, doesn't it...
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It's surely the result of a gigantic criminal conspiracy and not that he's such an obnoxious, utterly repulsive nasty little pig-man that no matter where he goes, people get sick of his shit in short order.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's surely the result of a gigantic criminal conspiracy and not that he's such an obnoxious, utterly repulsive nasty little pig-man that no matter where he goes, people get sick of his shit in short order.
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You forgot to point out that:
  1. He's fat
  2. He's a faggot
  3. He has alarmingly pendulous bitch tits
Shocking that you, of all people, would forget this. Otherwise you're right.
 
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LastStableVersion said:
Just checked the 4chan archives there, seems "enjoy prison" is the winner.
Pat really is a (fat) trendsetter, on his way to make patposting the new baneposting

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damn it's even more widespread and popular than i thought
look at all these results just on /vg/ alone:

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FinnSven said:
I wonder if bartenders in Milwaukee have their own kind of “Pat posting” when they joke with each other by repeating stuff Pat says all the time.

He probably has a fucking daft and cringey way of ordering a beer, that they all quote when he is out of earshot.
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He probably makes them guess what he wants and keeps saying “no bartender child, I will not be enjoying a hoppy IPA, those are just your delusions. Guess again and wait for the knock”
 
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Glowing In The Streets said:
"I thought it's an acronym for Pendantic Asshole Talk"
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"No, stalker, it isn't. These are your many delusions. It REALLY stands for Pepperoni At Tomlinson's."
"Who's Tomlinson?"
"No idea. I think it was Quasi's real name?"
"Quasi was that guy who created Patposting, right?"
"I don't know. Maybe he was involved? I think I'm missing something here. What I do know is that he needed to be paid at some po-"
"See, this is why you're wrong, child. Enjoy prison."

A brief snippet of a pointless conversation between two friends, circa 2078. They don't know why they talk in this bizarre manner, but regardless of how generally clueless they may seem, they are sure a very fat individual was involved, whose actions placed their ancestors directly on the other side of the backwards fence that keeps sanity and reason intact, into a strange place known as... the faTpaT Zone.
 
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FinnSven said:
I wonder if bartenders in Milwaukee have their own kind of “Pat posting” when they joke with each other by repeating stuff Pat says all the time.

He probably has a fucking daft and cringey way of ordering a beer, that they all quote when he is out of earshot.
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I believe it. He’s got a tweet somewhere out there from the blue check days where he mentions telling someone irl at the bar that he was verified, if I’m not mistaken. In the service industry there’s always certain customers trying to tell you how important they are, as if you should be flattered to have encountered them. I bet he’s randomly offered autographs to confused strangers who are like “I don’t even know you”

He’s definitely arrogant enough to tip with a signed copy of one of his shit books.
 
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Rick's Beef Wellington said:
His age and faculties were an issue in the 1984 election, but he pulled off one bad joke about not holding his opponent's inexperience against him which he told with pretty good timing and everyone including Mondale laughed. Reagan won 49 states. Biden won't even debate.
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He probably did have some mild dementia during his presidency the onset of symptoms usually precedes diagnosis by around a decade, and he was diagnosed in 1994, but as you can imagine with such a long time lag the symptoms are very very minor so it really wouldn't matter until late in his term.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
In the service industry there’s always certain customers trying to tell you how important they are, as if you should be flattered to have encountered them.
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I used to have a real love/hate relationship with some of our regulars. Someone like Pat is the kind of customer that would try to have a one sided conversation with you while you are trying to take orders on a bust night on the weekend. That is always irritating. And they'll tell you the same fucking jokes and stories again and again. You'll want to punt him into the street.

But then, when it's a Tuesday, the place is dead, you can always count on some drunk like Pat, who at least means some meager tips for a couple hours, while he wastes his life in a bar.
 
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