Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Now that you mention prepackaged stuff that the kids can handle I remember him saying that one of his kids went through a phase of not wanting to eat anything but those applesauce pouches to the point of refusing actual meals

That makes a little bit of sense. Imagine how mentally messed up you'd be having this narcissistic faggot as a dad. It would probably indeed cause eating disorders and other problems.

 

[DumbDude43]

5.7 is a meme caliber because while it is factually really good the joke is its so expensive to shoot you're better off just letting them fucking rob you

isnt the big meme with the five seven that it was designed for special armor piercing ammo which is not available to civilian buyers?
so for a civilian it's just a weird non standard caliber handgun with rare and expensive ammo that doesn't have any meaningful benefits over a regular old 9mm

 

[Iron Hamster]

the way Nicks acting makes me happy for the upcoming poor arc. $0 streams, actively pissing off his audience, fights with bigger youtubers. I'd say Nick is on par to start surpassing ethan ralph by the end of the year.

they check by month and assets don't count. At least thats what i read.

It's a tried and true business model. DSP swears by it!

I love how Nick was all about how there would be no interesting cases to cover post-Depp, but what a retard. I imagine Rumble is pissed that he isn’t doing Live/ nightly coverage on the Trump cases on the bullshit going on for each of those. If he covers them he’s either days or weeks behind and most of those cases will be time spent on him making gay jokes about himself.

The point of his channel was the bring cases forward or cover notorious cases in-depth. It seems like everyone else on Lawtube understood that big cases like Amber Heard- Johnny Depp aren’t yearly occurrences, it’ll be feast and famine. But it’s a fucking election year. They’ll likely have enough that everybody can have something without egos clashing too much.

Nick’s fall from grace is so much worse the more you look at it.

He could be raking in winemom bux covering the Adam Montgomery trial right now.

 

[Nate Higgers]

the way Nicks acting makes me happy for the upcoming poor arc. $0 streams, actively pissing off his audience (…)

At this point Rackets is basically hurtling through his speedrun of becoming Nick Fuentes circa 2024.

-unhealthy
-seething at own audience
-perpetually self-sabotaging
-perpetually burning bridges
-increasingly more instances of revealing sexually degenerate ideations
-quickly headed toward little to no donations every stream

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I don't remember him ever specifying beyond the time that he used a 1911 to try and kill a racoon and just ended up shooting a hole in his shed. He also asked fuddbusters what kind of shotgun he should buy but beyond that he's always joked that he doesn't own any guns because he lost them all in a boating accident.

He's definitely shown off some of the guns he owns on stream before he has a girly handgun (supposedly for our wife) and a couple others

 

[Captain Manning]

I love how Nick was all about how there would be no interesting cases to cover post-Depp, but what a retard. I imagine Rumble is pissed that he isn’t doing Live/ nightly coverage on the Trump cases on the bullshit going on for each of those. If he covers them he’s either days or weeks behind and most of those cases will be time spent on him making gay jokes about himself.

The point of his channel was the bring cases forward or cover notorious cases in-depth. It seems like everyone else on Lawtube understood that big cases like Amber Heard- Johnny Depp aren’t yearly occurrences, it’ll be feast and famine. But it’s a fucking election year. They’ll likely have enough that everybody can have something without egos clashing too much.

Nick’s fall from grace is so much worse the more you look at it.

I have been saying this for over a fucking year now.

They thought they were getting a law channel.

If Rumble goes under, I want that on their corporate tombstone.

I don't really even blame them, either. It was a reasonable assumption when they signed him. Rekieta then pulled a bait and switch into degeneracy.

 

[WelperHelper99]

isnt the big meme with the five seven that it was designed for special armor piercing ammo which is not available to civilian buyers?
so for a civilian it's just a weird non standard caliber handgun with rare and expensive ammo that doesn't have any meaningful benefits over a regular old 9mm

Basically yes. All the civilian gets is that it's smaller than 9mm while hitting roughly as hard, meaning you can carry more rounds in the same sized mag. But other than that, just get something else. A 9mm, .45, hell even a .40 cal. All are cheaper and hit just as hard or harder than 5.7.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't really even blame them, either. It was a reasonable assumption when they signed him. Rekieta then pulled a bait and switch into degeneracy.

His most ridiculous lie is he was never a law channel. Imagine still maintaining that his channel called "Rekieta Law," introduced every episode by pointing out Nickhole was a "small law firm," never had anything to do with law. Then he gets a contract with Roomble and immediately turns it into the Balldo Channel and gets catfished by a dude.

 

[Captain Manning]

His most ridiculous lie is he was never a law channel. Imagine still maintaining that his channel called "Rekieta Law," introduced every episode by pointing out Nickhole was a "small law firm," never had anything to do with law. Then he gets a contract with Roomble and immediately turns it into the Balldo Channel and gets catfished by a dude.

Even more ridiculous is him seemingly not understanding why Rumble might not want to re-sign him.

 

[AnOminous]

Even more ridiculous is him seemingly not understanding why Rumble might not want to re-sign him.

You clearly don't understand social cues. He's definitely getting another six figure contract any day now for the Balldo Channel where he earns like ten bucks a show or whatever.

 

[PhoBingas]

Has he ever specified what kinds of snacks they get?

I'm pretty sure the kind of 'snacks' Nick's talking about is nose candy.

 

[genericwhitemale]

His most ridiculous lie is he was never a law channel. Imagine still maintaining that his channel called "Rekieta Law," introduced every episode by pointing out Nickhole was a "small law firm," never had anything to do with law. Then he gets a contract with Roomble and immediately turns it into the Balldo Channel and gets catfished by a dude.

I really don't know who he even appeals to at this point? He's manufactured this identity crisis over the last year that it's shifted into an actual identity crisis for his channel and for the people who want to watch him, because he doesn't do the law coverage that got him popular, and he's abandoned the tradcon image, but it's not like he's trying to branch out into other grifting spheres. He's in that same niche that Dax is in of lolbertarian coomers who don't have any real politics or principles and only exist to be as hedonistic as possible, and that naturally has a limited appeal. It's this super niche subset of people who aren't there for law content and are willing to stick by him through all his embarrassing drama and are also interested in his drunken ramblings. I guess at this point it's just brand loyalty. Die hard simps for Rekieta who follow him religiously will stick by him no matter what because their e-celeb is something they need to support like a football team.

 

[AnOminous]

I guess at this point it's just brand loyalty. Die hard simps for Rekieta who follow him religiously will stick by him no matter what because their e-celeb is something they need to support like a football team.

And the football team is entirely comprised of gay dudes who publicly blow each other, haven't won a game in years, and have no expectation of ever winning a game again.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Isn't that a calibre favored by one of the troonicorn ranch weirdoes?

I wouldn't be surprised but one cow in particular who's a fan is Fatrick. He keeps a PS90 as his home defense weapon in addition to his 'tarded out Glock

 

[Some Badger]

I really don't know who he even appeals to at this point? He's manufactured this identity crisis over the last year that it's shifted into an actual identity crisis for his channel and for the people who want to watch him, because he doesn't do the law coverage that got him popular, and he's abandoned the tradcon image, but it's not like he's trying to branch out into other grifting spheres. He's in that same niche that Dax is in of lolbertarian coomers who don't have any real politics or principles and only exist to be as hedonistic as possible, and that naturally has a limited appeal. It's this super niche subset of people who aren't there for law content and are willing to stick by him through all his embarrassing drama and are also interested in his drunken ramblings. I guess at this point it's just brand loyalty. Die hard simps for Rekieta who follow him religiously will stick by him no matter what because their e-celeb is something they need to support like a football team.

I feel like Nick could try to retvrn and attempt to maintain the veneer of a law channel, but that would take actual work, restraint and a willingness to clean up his act online, to say nothing of all the shittalking he's done of other lawtubers over the years once the grift started making money.

 

[obsdj]

He could be raking in winemom bux covering the Adam Montgomery trial right now.

Crap, I didn't even know that had proceeded to trial. Who's got coverage, since Nick can't be bothered to do the thing he signed up to do?

 

[AnOminous]

I feel like Nick could try to retvrn and attempt to maintain the veneer of a law channel, but that would take actual work, restraint and a willingness to clean up his act online, to say nothing of all the shittalking he's done of other lawtubers over the years once the grift started making money.

Lmao no he can't. He had that opportunity. He was told to pull up.

Instead he told that audience he had to fuck off and go away. They did. He can't really suck dick hard enough to get them back. That isn't even on the table any more. They've moved on to better creators without Kaposi sarcoma on their faces, who actually know things.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Crap, I didn't even know that had proceeded to trial. Who's got coverage, since Nick can't be bothered to do the thing he signed up to do?

I've been listening at work through GrizzlyTrueCrime. She starts 2.5 hours later to skip sidebars and breaks. Otherwise it's CourtTV or Law and Crime.
Only been 7 days so far. He refuses to be in court citing he won't be strip searched but he was searched every day he attended his weapons trial.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I love how Nick was all about how there would be no interesting cases to cover post-Depp, but what a retard

On the subject of potentially interesting trials that Nick could cover but won't because he's lazy he's retarded he's a lazy retard he's not a law channel and never was, next week is the trial of Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, the armorer for Rust aka that movie where Alec Baldwin shot two people and then lied, badly, about it.

 

[AnOminous]

On the subject of potentially interesting trials that Nick could cover but won't because he's lazy he's retarded he's a lazy retard he's not a law channel and never was, next week is the trial of Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, the armorer for Rust aka that movie where Alec Baldwin shot two people and then lied, badly, about it.

What a great choice law followers who like watching YouTube have. They can watch any of a dozen people who are capable of speaking intelligibly describe something on the same day it happened. Or they can watch a drunken retard who can barely even talk be wrong about shit that happened a week ago.

And that's if he even shows up without bailing with some utterly nonsensical excuse.