Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

because theyre retarded

Amazing how something like 90% of questions starting "why do people" have that as the answer.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't think losing out on Gators 2 person audience and charisma vacuum appearances is what is doing Nick in. Calling him a "golden ticket" is wild, lmao.

I don't think that's what they're saying exactly. I think they're saying that the topic they're discussing is the "golden ticket." Not Gator specifically. The numbers LM is getting seems to back that up.

I noted earlier in the week that Nick could be making at least some money right now if he dogpiled Vaush, Tipster, and Keffals. There's plenty of interesting topics he could discuss.

Instead, his subject matter selection has been utter dogshit, and when he does pick topics people are interested in, he's a day late and a dollar short (i.e. Gina Carano).

Pretty soon I imagine he'll just be playing Tucker Carlson clips, like Ralph.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Apparently slowly healing bruises is a sign from alcohol abuse (and HIV lol).
That is a very long time for such a small bruise to heal, though. I had much bigger and angrier bruises heal quicker than that while in not great of health, albeit with zero alcohol intake.
Rekieta is really a good example of how much alcohol abuse can change you and your health visually over time. He could be in textbooks.

Just saw a picture of him from only 2022 and he was looking good. He looks really gross and bad these days. Aged like 10 years and just generally looks weak and sick.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I don't think that's what they're saying exactly. I think they're saying that the topic they're discussing is the "golden ticket." Not Gator specifically. The numbers LM is getting seems to back that up.

I noted earlier in the week that Nick could be making at least some money right now if he dogpiled Vaush, Tipster, and Keffals. There's plenty of interesting topics he could discuss.

Instead, his subject matter selection has been utter dogshit, and when he does pick topics people are interested in, he's a day late and a dollar short (i.e. Gina Carano).

Pretty soon I imagine he'll just be paying Tucker Carlson clips, like Ralph.

Idk I think not having Gator on and not talking about vtubers is actually a Rekieta W.

 

[Orc-Chud]

This is her bread and butter, this guy is probably the least weird guy in her audience. Imagine, if you pretend to be a 3 year old anime rabbit going "goo goo gaga, I am stinky" for men on the Internet that you may attract some creeps.

LMAOing at All the vtubecels SEETHING at this TRVTH NVKE!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

thats just the cover story, what actually happened is he tried to approach his wife for a romantic balldo session and she wasn't having any of it so she hit him across the face with one of the many empty whisky bottles that he keeps leaving all around the house

My belief is she pulled the bottle out of his ass and clocked him with it hard enough to leave his shit tattooed into his skin.

 

[Captain Manning]

Idk I think not having Gator on and not talking about vtubers is actually a Rekieta W.

That's because you hate vtubers.

And I'm sympathetic. So do I. So does @Balldo's Gate, I think.

But in this Sektur, having an audience and making money is the metric for success. Under that metric, Rekieta is failing hard.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

the way Nicks acting makes me happy for the upcoming poor arc. $0 streams, actively pissing off his audience, fights with bigger youtubers. I'd say Nick is on par to start surpassing ethan ralph by the end of the year.

Pretty sure its based off of income made in the previous year & assets over a certain dollar amount are counted too

they check by month and assets don't count. At least thats what i read.

 

[elb]

- He gave an update on his case that was basically what he said before. He said that they are just waiting. He think he will win, but if not, a jury trial could be 'fun'.

- Nick has NOT heard about Josh's fundraiser. He wished him to make 'a million dollars' then clarifies he was serious--he knows it is a joke. He likes the Farms and Josh, but they do weird things ans he isn't sure if they can be defamed. He doesn't know why he has alienated people who could help.

- He hates the Carano case and covering it. He does think there is anything there to rationalise the government stepping on people's individual rights or business rights. Protecting a right or category is different than protecting the ability to advocate against an ides. How can they compelling some business to keep someone they do not want to? Actors are different than any other general employee because they are highly specialised workers in an industry that needs the flexibility in personnel decisions, that requires skill and entertainment editorial decisions.

- People are mad at him for sharing his opinions about Carano v Disney, so he doesn't like talking about it. He wished Gina luck and Disney a million dollars.

 

[Ventrue]

Nick probably got that bruise from practicing to not lick the bottle and in an attempt to knock back the last drop he smacked himself in the face with the bottle.

 

[AnOminous]

That's because you hate vtubers.

And I'm sympathetic. So do I. So does @Balldo's Gate, I think.

I think it's a pretty popular opinion here. And I mostly do too.

This may be a product of my standards of faith in the human race being incredibly lowered after the last ten or so years, but just not telling insane lies about us incessantly is enough for me at least not to hate them.

 

[feral cat #6385]

"You spent $3,000 on snacks?!? Well... I mean... I DO like Doritos

The price increases are out of control!

Breaking Balldo News, presented without comment.
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When someone feels the need to give an overly complicated excuse I just assume they are lying.

bro i was dead certain the piss filter was to hide his total lack of life and increasing likelihood of being HIV+ but it being to cover up a huge bruise from drunkenly falling on his fucking face is even funnier

Talk shit to the bull. Get hit. Simple as.

Coomalot looks and acts like a massive sex pest. I wouldn't trust him around a mannequin, let alone human women. Balldo has really good company here.

A sex pest to men maybe. COOM looks much gayer than Nick and dedicates a portion of his show to swallowing a large amount of a semen-like substance.

If you didn’t know who Rekieta was and someone showed you this picture, what would you think his sexual orientation is?

I would think he was an HIV positive gay man who loves getting fucked in the ass by big muscular men of various swarthy ethnicities. Probably two to four at a time.

Double anal is also a possibility. Cum facials are a definite.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Here’s a question beyond Gay Clubs. Do any gay Bathhouses exist close to Nick? Maybe he’s not running to the Twin Cities, maybe he’s just running to Truck Stops to be a lot lizard? It makes a lot more sense if some Trucker beat him after he tried to bring out the Balldo.

Also, what guns did Nick mention owning in the past? Was he a faggot who likes 5.7?

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I've seen someone argue that Nick is lying about the 3k snack bill, that it would be impossible to spend that much per month on snacks alone. So either Nick actually does spend 3k on snacks because he's a dumbass or he's lying about spending 3k because he thinks it raises his social status. Either way he just looks like a retard.

Has he ever specified what kinds of snacks they get? Assuming this is/was a monthly budget and doing the math with party size Doritos as a baseline you're looking at:

$5/bag(currently $4.93@walmart.com)=600 bags, or 75 bags per person in the house (including the nanny)

75/30=2.5 bags/day

15 servings/bag, 150kcal/serving=2250kcal/bag

2250kcal/bag*2.5bags/day=5625calories per person per day in snacks, let alone real meals

I'm really into biking and have needed close to 5000 calories a day when my training was at its most intense and it's legitimately a challenge to pack that many calories in. I was doing it with real food (chicken/salmon/brown rice/etc) and not junk food which is probably easier to gorge on but I imagine you just have to be constantly snacking all day to get that down

Nick is a fucking skeleton at this point and last I saw Kayla certainly wasn't more blob than woman so I can only assume neither of them are eating that much.

@HodgePodgeRogerDodger
Also, what guns did Nick mention owning in the past? Was he a faggot who likes 5.7?

I don't remember him ever specifying beyond the time that he used a 1911 to try and kill a racoon and just ended up shooting a hole in his shed. He also asked fuddbusters what kind of shotgun he should buy but beyond that he's always joked that he doesn't own any guns because he lost them all in a boating accident. I don't think he knows enough about guns to hit that perfect middle ground of knowing enough about guns but not too much to be excessively enthused by 5.7x28

 

[Anticipointment]

they check by month and assets don't count. At least thats what i read.

Looked it up for Minnesota & you’re right! Too lazy to figure out the requirements on getting cash money or medical but for food benefits, yeah Nicks family probably does qualify. Although for food it does involve an interview, after reading & filling out a 16 page application, & it is noted that food cards can not be used to buy or trade to other people for alcohol or its a serious felony, so really, from Nick’s perspective, what would be the point.

Edit reply @TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve He’s said those snack bars that are like $2 for each, breakfast foods, trail mix, chips, muffins, individual wrapped cheese and meat sticks, drink boxes or capri sun, the little kids like fruit snacks, those little apple sauce & yogurt that come in tiny pouches, stuff like that. If the large size of all was purchased it would be less but they do the prepackaged, don’t need utensils types of things so the kids can have them without making dirty dishes or needing adult help.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is a fucking skeleton at this point and last I saw Kayla certainly wasn't more blob than woman so I can only assume neither of them are eating that much.

You don't really need to do any math to figure out Nick is just lying again.

I don't think he knows enough about guns to hit that perfect middle ground of knowing enough about guns but not too much to be excessively enthused by 5.7x28

Isn't that a calibre favored by one of the troonicorn ranch weirdoes?

If the large size of all was purchased it would be less but they do the prepackaged, don’t need utensils types of things so the kids can have them without making dirty dishes or needing adult help.

There's no "adult help" to be found in that home. Just a pilled-out gurning weirdo bitch and a Balldo-adorned coomer.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I love how Nick was all about how there would be no interesting cases to cover post-Depp, but what a retard. I imagine Rumble is pissed that he isn’t doing Live/ nightly coverage on the Trump cases on the bullshit going on for each of those. If he covers them he’s either days or weeks behind and most of those cases will be time spent on him making gay jokes about himself.

The point of his channel was the bring cases forward or cover notorious cases in-depth. It seems like everyone else on Lawtube understood that big cases like Amber Heard- Johnny Depp aren’t yearly occurrences, it’ll be feast and famine. But it’s a fucking election year. They’ll likely have enough that everybody can have something without egos clashing too much.

Nick’s fall from grace is so much worse the more you look at it.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

You don't really need to do any math to figure out Nick is just lying again.

Isn't that a calibre favored by one of the troonicorn ranch weirdoes?

There's no "adult help" to be found in that home. Just a pilled-out gurning weirdo bitch and a Balldo-adorned coomer.

5.7 is a meme caliber because while it is factually really good the joke is its so expensive to shoot you're better off just letting them fucking rob you

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

He’s said those snack bars that are like $2 for each, breakfast foods, trail mix, chips, muffins, individual wrapped cheese and meat sticks, drink boxes or capri sun, the little kids like fruit snacks, those little apple sauce & yogurt that come in tiny pouches, stuff like that. If the large size of all was purchased it would be less but they do the prepackaged, don’t need utensils types of things so the kids can have them without making dirty dishes or needing adult help.

I might try and math it out with a mix of things later then, just out of curiosity. If it's little prepackaged things it becomes a slightly less preposterous number of calories. Now that you mention prepackaged stuff that the kids can handle I remember him saying that one of his kids went through a phase of not wanting to eat anything but those applesauce pouches to the point of refusing actual meals

I'll do a mix of those applesauce pouches, mott's fruit gel things, mini muffins since Kayla had some recently, meat/cheese sticks, and some kind of sugar drink. I know Nick has mentioned trying not to drink soda and he definitely doesn't have the calories to spare and still maintain his svelte physique and he also doesn't have the willpower to not drink them if they're there so I'll assume they just don't keep them in the house since Drex used to have to bring his own if he wanted one.

 

[waffle]

food cards can not be used to buy or trade to other people for alcohol or its a serious felony, so really, from Nick’s perspective, what would be the point.

Every EBT dollar he spends on those damn kids is one more real dollar he has free for sweet sweet whiskey.