Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

Look at his nose. Is it getting bigger? Is it getting more Jewish?

Yes.

That yellow spot is probably a bruise from getting slapped after Kayla caught him replacing the $5 from the Tooth Fairy with loose change. Randazza and studded belts aren’t going to pay for themselves.

 

[The Lonely Man]

Is there anywhere I can read a summary of what exactly is going on with Rackets? I went back a couple pages and I still don’t know what’s going on or how much of that is jokes.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

We're about to hit 3100 pages, just one and a half months into 2024. Here's to reaching 4000 pages before 2024 ends and winning yet another lolcow of the year award, Nick!

 

[Merry]

I'm gonna Dr. House this and say it's related to his liver based on the bruising and his jaundice filter

Fits his alcoholism

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I'm gonna Dr. House this and say it's related to his liver based on the bruising and his jaundice filter

Fits his alcoholism

thrice weekly dialysis appointments won't be cheap. Does Balldoman even have health insurance? I guess he probably does for the kids and plastic surgeries but still.

 

[AnOminous]

Yet again, Balldo Man can't do his so-called "job," for reasons he can't explain in any coherent way.

It's a really hard "job" though, that you can just not show up to with no coherent explanation.

I'm gonna Dr. House this and say it's related to his liver based on the bruising and his jaundice filter

Maybe it's actually lupus, for the first time ever.

 

[Null]

bro i was dead certain the piss filter was to hide his total lack of life and increasing likelihood of being HIV+ but it being to cover up a huge bruise from drunkenly falling on his fucking face is even funnier

 

[Vulkan]

Is there anywhere I can read a summary of what exactly is going on with Rackets? I went back a couple pages and I still don’t know what’s going on or how much of that is jokes.

Here’s the quick and dirty and is very much TL;DR and details are probably wrong but hey if you don’t wanna read all the thread best I can do

>Started as a conservative, family focused lawyer who wanted to add a comedic style to law tube
>Started hanging out with Dick Masterson when he covered the lolsuit
>Made tons of money off the Rittenhouse case
>Went to a resort either at or near a exhibitionism event with his wife, has discussed he’s into it before
>Started to do more drinking streams and making a complete ass of himself, saying he was never a law YouTube channel, kept talking about how he would have sex with certain women if his wife was ok with it, simped for a person named “Mandy” in his chat who turned out to be a dude
>Has made swinger jokes some in front of his wife who was obviously uncomfortable with it
>Since then he has cancelled bunch of streams due to unspecified health and personal reasons

Edit: also forgot he went after Eric July a conservative comic artist for seemingly no reason while Dick also had a beef with Eric for seemly no reason, proving he’s Dick milk fed gimp

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

bro i was dead certain the piss filter was to hide his total lack of life and increasing likelihood of being HIV+ but it being to cover up a huge bruise from drunkenly falling on his fucking face is even funnier

More so than wrecking his mid-life crisis sports car?

 

[Neetorino]

Look at his nose. Is it getting bigger? Is it getting more Jewish?

I think that the aids/starvation has just thinned his face so much that it accentuates his massive nose.

I didn't expect the served divorce papers arc to happen so soon.

This is my guess too unless someone had to go to the hospital or some shit. All the best in health to the rest of his family; if it's just a gay lying excuse though (most likely) then fuck him (which I wouldn't, he's far too fat and alcoholic).

 

[Desktop User2]

Seems like those DRC swinger expeditions were a bad idea after all... just load up on AZT, Nick, I heard by professor doctor Brett Weinstein it does wonders for you.

 

[Captain Manning]

Breaking Balldo News, presented without comment.
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This might be the most ominous one yet.

Ideas?

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Everytime I come back to check on this thread I see that Nick somehow looks and behaves even worse than before, like at this point I fully expect him to disintegrate into dust by the end of the year, his final words being that there's nothing wrong with having an open relationship as well as taking it up the ass from time to time.

 

[East_Clintwood]

This might be the most ominous one yet.

Ideas?

Honestly? my guess it's a complete nothing burger and he's being an overly dramatic faggot to deliberately stoke speculation in some sort of lame and gay attempt to own his haters.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I wanna know if he thought he would get away with using a new vegas filter

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I'm wishing the judance bruise a million dollars.

 

[AnOminous]

Edit: also forgot he went after Eric July a conservative comic artist for seemingly no reason while Dick also had a beef with Eric for seemly no reason, proving he’s Dick milk fed gimp

I believe you forgot the getting catfished by a dude pretending to be a woman who he promised his personal love to forever. And the trips to cuck resorts during cuck week in Jamaica. And getting utterly owned by a vtuber who is an anime rabbit.

I mean there's just a bunch of ways this guy has failed.

 

[DAT DIGGA]

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It's been like this for weeks now. What's wrong with his face?

Bull pulled out and as he turned his cock slapped him in the face

 

[Sam Losco]

Where is this $3,000 for snacks coming from? I thought he only said it was $1,000 before.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

bro i was dead certain the piss filter was to hide his total lack of life and increasing likelihood of being HIV+ but it being to cover up a huge bruise from drunkenly falling on his fucking face is even funnier

This might be the most ominous one yet.

Ideas?

I'm sure Nick just drunkenly fell down the stairs and the quote-unquote "pretty frustrating personal news (sorry, not discussing it) that makes our life pretty...complicated...until we can sort it out" that forced him to cancel tonight's show is totally unrelated.

Stop asking questions.

He's not discussing it. Except when he's publicly announcing he's not discussing it in order to make excuses.