Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Remember when Nick was cool person like Sean is? Kiwi Farms remembers!

sean is my go to law guy now for cozy law streams I would still love rekeita if he did streams like sean

 

[feral cat #6385]

How the FUCK is this weird faggot "unable" to go into a room in his own house?

Isn't it obvious. The bulls got sick of his faggotry and banished him to the cuck shed.

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't it obvious. The bulls got sick of his faggotry and banished him to the cuck shed.

What's funny is we know none of his lies and excuses are actually true. But he always seems to pick ones where he is an absolute cuck, and literally "unable" to enter a room in the house he supposedly owns, because he's just that much of a weakling.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

What's funny is we know none of his lies and excuses are actually true. But he always seems to pick ones where he is an absolute cuck, and literally "unable" to enter a room in the house he supposedly owns, because he's just that much of a weakling.

Really the worst part is him actively using that as an excuse to the world. I can buy that he’d rather not go into a room his wife is while they’re arguing or something, that’s a normal reaction to that situation, of trying to give her room, but then going on stream and telling everyone on earth he’s not allowed to go into a room in his own house forces me to draw unfortunate conclusions. At best he’s a drunk mess and oversharing what should be a normal private argument with his wife, at worst it’s the rules for her Jamaica night, and frankly at this point one possibility is as likely as the other.

 

[AnOminous]

Really the worst part is him actively using that as an excuse to the world. I can buy that he’d rather not go into a room his wife is while they’re arguing or something, that’s a normal reaction to that situation, of trying to give her room, but telling everyone on earth he’s not allowed to go into a room in his own house forces me to draw unfortunate conclusions. At best he’s a drunk mess and oversharing what should be a normal private argument with his wife, at worst it’s the rules for her Jamaica night, and frankly at this point one possibility is as likely as the other.

The room he's claiming he's "unable" to go into is literally the streaming room. The one set up with all his equipment. He's claiming he's somehow "unable" to go into that specific room. This doesn't even make physical sense, and is demonstrative of the level of dementia Nick is operating at. He actually somehow thinks this utter lie makes sense for why he refuses to do his job.

 

[Retink Retunk]

The room he's claiming he's "unable" to go into is literally the streaming room. The one set up with all his equipment. He's claiming he's somehow "unable" to go into that specific room. This doesn't even make physical sense, and is demonstrative of the level of dementia Nick is operating at. He actually somehow thinks this utter lie makes sense for why he refuses to do his job.

Didn't he express in the past that the stream room is an old walk in giant gun safe or something of the sort in the basement? Either he's having it converted to his sex swing dungeon he couldn't have built prior that he lamented about, so he doesn't want to address it, or he's blatantly lying.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

The room he's claiming he's "unable" to go into is literally the streaming room. The one set up with all his equipment. He's claiming he's somehow "unable" to go into that specific room. This doesn't even make physical sense, and is demonstrative of the level of dementia Nick is operating at. He actually somehow thinks this utter lie makes sense for why he refuses to do his job.

Well, by Nick’s logic I am then forced to assume that someone who he can’t override is using the streaming room and his equipment for something else. I don’t dare guess what. Either that or he’s a lazy lying drunkard. Or both!

 

[AnOminous]

or he's blatantly lying.

Always a safe guess when it's Nick.

Well, by Nick’s logic I am then forced to assume that someone who he can’t override is using the streaming room and his equipment for something else. I don’t dare guess what. Either that or he’s a lazy lying drunkard. Or both!

Personally, if anyone were claiming I were not allowed to be in a room of a house I owned, that person would be leaving in very short order. Maybe alive, maybe dead.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It seemed sort of obvious to me from his statement that the nanny quit without notice. I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried getting her into the hot tub and between that and the drinking, she decided she didn’t want to work for degenerates.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

What’s that where a pregnant woman will get spots on her cheeks or forehead due to excess hormones like estrogen? Maybe Nick has been taking troon juice & got that.

Melasma

Alternate theory - Acanthosis Nigricans

Reverse Michael Jackson disease. When God turns you back into a nigger.

 

[AnOminous]

It seemed sort of obvious to me from his statement that the nanny quit without notice.

What a shocker. Why would anyone quit such a wonderful household? Or maybe she just didn't get enough "snack" money to fulfill her cocaine habit.

 

[AltisticRight]

This has little to do with Nick, but Sean undoubtedly reads this thread, so if you will indulge me for just one moment.

*ahem*

Blessed Sean.

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Backstory: Mudahar (4M subs) is joining the anti-Keffals dogpile that kicked off when Keffals and their fat Mexican pet Tipster foolishly decided it would be a good look to defend Vaush. They will be doing a video on Keffals, including mention of the Catboy Ranch. Keffals is freaking the fuck out at the news of this and claiming it will be nothing but full of evil Nazi Kiwi lies. Start here if interested.

Otherwise, carry on.

Remember when Nick was cool person like Sean is? Kiwi Farms remembers!

Isn't it great to see our enemies being exposed as exactly the kind of disgusting creeps documented as their own words in their threads for the world to see?
Anyone who has a thread here at any point likely deserved it.

Three simple steps to not become a lolcow:
1. No parasocial communities such as Discord.
2. Separate IRL stuff (like gooner follow accounts) with online stuff.
3. Your audience likes the content, not you. Don't be egotistical.
Very simple.
Honestly, following #1 plus any of the following 2 would likely shield the person from getting a thread. I have seen dumb streamers expose their internet search history and they just laughed it off.

Instead, most of these people are lonely men who found some success, and then wanted to use their followers to scout for someone to get their dicks wet. That's exactly how a thread is created.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The Fani Willis trial has been such a great grift for Lawtube even Doug Tennapel is getting in on the action.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Jim has just mentioned that he knows that people on kf has graphed out rekieta's stream income (was talking to warski and ppp about ralph's stream income).

I posted this in the wrong thread lol.

Also, PPP is retelling the drexel grooming story to Jim but getting the details wrong. I'm not sure if PPP is doing it intentionally but he tells jim that the kid was 14 and somewhere between 14 and 18, she expressed interest in BDSM to drex and drex fucked her when she comes of age. The real story was that she expressed interest AFTER coming of age. He also didn't mention that Drex's relation ship with the kid and mom goes to the point of where he would take them to disneyland (the most important part imo, because this ties drex to being a father figure and makes it extra creepy).

Jim, the reasonable man that he is, even with the slightly wrong info, thinks it's creepy, because (paraphrased) even if the kid is of age, you still were around when the kid is a kid.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

There's just no understandable explanation for why a supposed man, who supposedly owns his own home, is somehow "unable" to go into a room in his own house. What, is a there a burly Negro guarding the door? What the fuck kind of situation is Nick even trying to suggest with this weirdly phrased bullshit?

How the FUCK is this weird faggot "unable" to go into a room in his own house?

Remember when Nick would go on and on about the importance of being the MAN of the house?

Guess what, that was another thing he lied about.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The room he's claiming he's "unable" to go into is literally the streaming room. The one set up with all his equipment. He's claiming he's somehow "unable" to go into that specific room. This doesn't even make physical sense, and is demonstrative of the level of dementia Nick is operating at. He actually somehow thinks this utter lie makes sense for why he refuses to do his job.

Well, he had people do work for him, and it was too much work for him to click some buttons:

As I collect more and more clips of Nick, the more absurd it becomes.

 

[Particle Bored]

Kayla refuses to leave the stream room as she browses all his various platforms' DMs.

 

[feral cat #6385]

 

[Captain Manning]

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18% of the respondents are wrong and should feel bad.

 

[Retink Retunk]

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Sean can manifest assorted cheeses with his mind, including inside another human to explode them like the overstuffed sack Josh will bring with him to America.