Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Finger Pistols]

It's funny that all it took for the public to go against Keffals, was Vaush's Horse Loli porn collection.
Horse cock was his downfall.

How did we get here?

 

[FlyingBull]

It's so over for lucas holy shit. Vaush's horse loli horse folder destroyed three careers.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

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The coping is palpable.

lmao, lying piece of shit

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That Mahutar guy or whatever is calling Keffals "she", he's gonna cave and apologize and say "trans rights" and "protect trans kids" in 2 days, tops.

 

[Lorgar]

honestly, i'd just be happy if he decided to spend at least 30 seconds making a thumbnail. all his thumbnails are atrocious, or literally screenshots from the video - mega-lazy.

You click on a video with a thumbnail of him sitting in a room and you get a video of him sitting in a room. What more do they need to be?

 

[Hack for crack]

I don't think it's unethical to incite pedophiles into suicide. Hopefully the lads get him over the line.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

honestly, i'd just be happy if he decided to spend at least 30 seconds making a thumbnail. all his thumbnails are atrocious, or literally screenshots from the video - mega-lazy.

I'd gladly take his thumbnails over the now standard garishly coloured font and over-exaggerated soyjack "Keffals did WHAAAAT?!?!?!!!1?!" face pic all the other drama reaction channels do now.

 

[Brutality]

suffer, lucas

 

[Jon Conroy]

At this point I hope he does. Not because of TTD but because I'm so tired of his bullshit. I mean honestly his ass has cried wolf so many times. Sadly he won't ever do the world a favor and exit stage neck. Of course if he does you bet your asses he'll blame all of us for his poor life choices. The note would read the kiwi farms has bullied me into ending it all. You can blame the farms for the invention of racism, homophobia, sexism, buzzwords, the death of every jew ever, taxes, nuclear weapons, aids, guns, Alex Jones, burnt pizza, and of course Harry Potter. God oh God no why did the farms ever do such unholy acts upon humanity. Fuck you keffles. The world is genuinely better off if you'd do it.

 

[Seedling]

How did we get here?
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Every domino in that line was 2 meters apart, but Lucas decided to thumble each and every one of them manualy

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Between Muta's documentary inevitably sourcing from the Farms, Ethan Klein's fans obviously learning about the Catboy Ranch from the Farms, and Keffals hitting back against Ethan with his association with Shad which was also also clearly cribbed from the Farms, I'm going to make the following proclamation:

There is not a single person that actually hates the Kiwi Farms. Everyone likes it until they, or someone that reminds them way too much of themselves, gets a thread. That's the only reason people think the site is bad and everything else they say is a lie to deflect from that fact.

I have a very liberal coworker who basically parrots every current topic popular opinion outwardly but lurks the Farms to get the scoop on public figures or internet drama and admitted this to me after some probing. I wish said coworker would just drop the act with saying whatever is the popular opinion, but I'm not going to sour someone who is learning the truth on their own. Just....encourage them to keep going.

 

[Sugriva]

oooh they've had a few years to come up with this horseshit. the context was clearly that "bathtub" was tongue-in-cheek nomenclature for just an non-sanctioned laboratory. fucking liar.

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I may be the dumb one for thinking troons were literally making HRT in their bathtubs, but in all fairness they've shown themselves to be degenerate enough to do just that.

 

[BiggestKai]

For a moment there I had the bliss of forgetting who the fuck these people are and thought "isn't the catboy ranch something Nick Fuentes visited?".

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

The only question in my mind is will the Street Shitter have the balls to quote the Farms directly cuz we all know that the slimy fucker been trawling this site for his "investigations" and "factual details". As we've got all the dirt neatly arranged and posted for him to milk for his stans.

Come on Mutt; take your balls off the wall and say that you read the Kiwifarms...I dare you.

 

[Anti Snigger]

At this point I hope he does. Not because of TTD but because I'm so tired of his bullshit. I mean honestly his ass has cried wolf so many times. Sadly he won't ever do the world a favor and exit stage neck. Of course if he does you bet your asses he'll blame all of us for his poor life choices. The note would read the kiwi farms has bullied me into ending it all. You can blame the farms for the invention of racism, homophobia, sexism, buzzwords, the death of every jew ever, taxes, nuclear weapons, aids, guns, Alex Jones, burnt pizza, and of course Harry Potter. God oh God no why did the farms ever do such unholy acts upon humanity. Fuck you keffles. The world is genuinely better off if you'd do it.

Wrong, stalker child.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

mutahar, if you're reading this thread: SWALLOW YOUR SPIT and CLEAR YOUR GURGLY THROAT. it is DISGUSTING sounding. people listen to you with headphones

Mutahar we all know you're lurking the thread. So I'll also say my piece:
You're a street shitting nigger that should've stayed in his lane posting about his retarded tinfoil hat OS. Stop pretending you're better than mamamax just because you made a retarded video of "contact polis not mi dms".

Either way can't wait on the catboy ranch video.

 

[NinjaSniffer]

The only question in my mind is will the Street Shitter have the balls to quote the Farms directly cuz we all know that the slimy fucker been trawling this site for his "investigations" and "factual details". As we've got all the dirt neatly arranged and posted for him to milk for his stans.

Come on Mutt; take your balls off the wall and say that you read the Kiwifarms...I dare you.

It really has nothing to do with this site and more to do with the fact that you will be atomized by cruise missiles for not worshiping a tranny. You're right though he will not be uttering the words "cat boy ranch" in a youtube video. That will not happen.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

More Lucas cope:
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Also to the people who archive Keffals's tweets: DON'T use twitter.com with archive.ph. If you archive with the originial twitter domain, archive.ph takes only one tweet and not the whole thread. Use this nitter instance to archive Keffals's tweets: https://nitter.esmailelbob.xyz/keffals/with_replies

yeah you go lucas keep using the dead and the supposedly dead to make you look like the better person when the fact of the matter is that you are the exact type of person chloe segal would have hated and you would not have given a single fuck what was happening to terryberry or near if it was not something you could use to make you look good.

nothing brings me more joy than seeing people like lucas here getting called out for being the awful people they actually are.

you can only play the victim card so many times before you run out of cards and it looks like lucas wasted half of his defending vaush. with the way things are going for lucas it wont be long before somebody points out that he is accused of trying to fuck a chihuahua as well.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

More Lucas cope:
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Also to the people who archive Keffals's tweets: DON'T use twitter.com with archive.ph. If you archive with the originial twitter domain, archive.ph takes only one tweet and not the whole thread. Use this nitter instance to archive Keffals's tweets: https://nitter.esmailelbob.xyz/keffals/with_replies

I like how he practically admits he can't take any criticism beyond "a bit aggressive".

Since growing a pair is impossible (lol) or telling him to neck himself is a bit too much on the nose, he really, really needs a break from the Internet if he values his mental health (which he claims he does).

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

The fact that even Chris distanced himself from Keffals is telling.