Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[polonium]

Fuck you for that mental image

 

[CatParty]

 

[Super Collie]

What a shame, Shmorky was a cute kiddo.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

The baby pictures of the lost are always so depressing. Where did everything go wrong? Puberty, usually.

 

[Riverface]

Schmork seems to believe that shitposting on a forum creates an internet legend. Tribalistic narcissism is just the best.

Not with that attitude. When we see challenges in our life, we must try to conquer them. Do what you once thought was impossible and you can do anything...

Ahh, who am I kidding? It's impossible.

Hideous 3D klurf porn just might be a fun avenue of sorts to explore. Perhaps I'll dabble. :^)

 

[Internet War Criminal]

fightin the fyad legends

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

Who've been making fun of him for years.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Sounds like it's time for a new Pepe, with a boy/girl hat and a yarn wig...

 

[Beaniebon]

Of course Shmorky would defend the fear of a fucking internet meme.

 

[AnOminous]

Shmorky himself shouldn't be allowed to exist. He is a symbol of degeneracy.

 

[MG 620]

So Daisy now claims they was born in 1982, making they 34?

 

[The Great Citracett]

So Daisy now claims they was born in 1982, making they 34?

Has been claiming that for quite a while. Was born in 1980 but claims 1982. Got called out on it, and now insists that 1980 is fake and he only used it to seem older online, and so he's totally only 34, as if that makes some huge difference.

 

[MG 620]

I guess it makes total sense for someone who's into "klurfs".

 

[The Great Citracett]

With the whole getting triggered over a cartoon frog issue, I'm curious why he hasn't come up with a Clinton klurf or whatever. Seems being a cartoonist, he's in the perfect position to try to counter it rather than just whine.

 

[A Hotdog]

With the whole getting triggered over a cartoon frog issue, I'm curious why he hasn't come up with a Clinton klurf or whatever. Seems being a cartoonist, he's in the perfect position to try to counter it rather than just whine.

Because Babybrain doesn't understand grownup politics, And is probably stuck in his own little fantasy world.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

With the whole getting triggered over a cartoon frog issue, I'm curious why he hasn't come up with a Clinton klurf or whatever. Seems being a cartoonist, he's in the perfect position to try to counter it rather than just whine.

Nazi klurfs, anyone?
Drawn by Ben Garrison, of course.

 

[The Great Citracett]

If I wasn't at work I'd throw together a nice green klurf with a familiar smug face...

 

[PTNR 2.0]

FYAD only tolerated Shmorky as much as they did because you'd literally get banned for "sass" if you talked legit shit about a writer, mod or admin.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Nazi klurfs, anyone?
Drawn by Ben Garrison, of course.

I think nazi, or even just alt-right klurfs would be a pretty kickass kiwi art project, especially if more people got involved.

#MakeShmorkyGreatAgain

 

[The Lawgiver]

He's just salty boys club is more well known than his smurf knockoffs.
Either that or he's seriously the most gullible snowflake ever.