Foods we hope will be discontinued

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Mayonnaise. I just don't understand it. Why is it on every sandwich and wrap in existence. Literally every other condiment is better, yet it infests every slice of bread I come across. I don't want egg flavoured cum sauce on my food. Fuck you mayonnaise.

Just call it aioli and pretend you're not eating mayonnaise.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Mayonnaise. I just don't understand it. Why is it on every sandwich and wrap in existence. Literally every other condiment is better, yet it infests every slice of bread I come across. I don't want egg flavoured cum sauce on my food. Fuck you mayonnaise.

Award for most original, heterosexual and on-topic post goes to...not this one.

 

[Camo Fox]

Award for most original, heterosexual and on-topic post goes to...not this one.

Hellmann's worker spotted.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Hellmann's worker spotted.

Damn straight, love mayo. There's also 5 pages worth of posts discussing mayo in the thread relevant to your post "Unpopular opinions about food."

A food I want discontinued is Taijin Outshine bars. Stores started stocking that instead of the far superior Simply Indulgent Outshine bars for no damn good reason.

 

[Super Guido]

Yeah those are glorified fragrance waters. The marketing team did really well convincing people to drink that crap. Some aren’t too bad but la croix is awful. I guess that’s what I get for drinking something with a French name

I hate how everyone pronounces it "La croy". Nobody knows what you're talking about if you use the actual French pronunciation, but I'm also a massive autistic faggot, so that's probably why I care.

La Croix and all similar products. Just drink water, juice, or soda, you faggots. Stop trying to combine all three. It just sucks.

That sounds more like you're talking about Spindrift. It's not very tasty - it's lightly carbonated water with a bit of juice. Some sodafriends who hate seltzer like it, but I think it tastes too watered-down to be enjoyable.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

That sounds more like you're talking about Spindrift. It's not very tasty - it's lightly carbonated water with a bit of juice. Some sodafriends who hate seltzer like it, but I think it tastes too watered-down to be enjoyable.

I've never had Spindrift. I have, unfortunately, had La Croix. It doesn't even rise to the level of "carbonated water with juice". It's more like someone ate some fruit, then farted in a can of soda water.

 

[eatler]

I live off of sparkling water. It helped me quit soda and sugary energy drinks.

you know what man at the end of the day, if it got you to stop drinking soda then you truly are the winner. I even don't drink much soda aside from the occasional rum and coke.

Also, American ketchup needs to be replaced 1:1 by unsweetened ketchup

we used to have a runner in my family that would cross the bridge to Canada solely just to buy us ketchup. it really does taste different, when the ketchup plug stopped going we resorted to adding vinegar to our ketchup because that was the closest we were going to get to it.

Mayonnaise.

If you want great burgers you have to put some mayo on it and fry it. Don't knock it till you try it.

La croy

how would you pronounce it? I only ever heard retarted youtuber Arin Hanson pronounce it.

 

[Super Guido]

how would you pronounce it? I only ever heard retarted youtuber Arin Hanson pronounce it.

It's hard to do it over text due to French language's rolling and garbled Rs. You say the R like you're gargling jizz, but not with your mouth open all the way, and the oix is closer to 'ah' like in 'almond', but not quite. It should be closer to 'kraw' than 'croy'.

That's how my Frenchie dad pronounces it, at least.

It translates to 'the cross'.

Spoiler

Fuck the word 'chevrefeuille' in particular. It's the French word for honeysuckle, and that euille sounds like 'oy' but distorted.

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

we used to have a runner in my family that would cross the bridge to Canada solely just to buy us ketchup. it really does taste different, when the ketchup plug stopped going we resorted to adding vinegar to our ketchup because that was the closest we were going to get to it.

Heinz now makes a pretty decent no sugar added Ketchup, it doesn't taste much different to the added sugar version in my opinion it's just noticeably less sweet (this is a good thing).

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Panera Bread and everything similar to them. What is even the point of going to a place with bread and soup as the primary draw and they're all fucking re-heated and super processed shit they don't even make in house?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

It's not even close to any actual energy drinks. It's just potassium spiked sugar water intended to be drank casually by gamers and not even actual athletes with electrolyte needs.

Also, American ketchup needs to be replaced 1:1 by unsweetened ketchup. I don't understand the diabetes sugar obsession with adding that shit to literally everything. Same goes for the mass produced white breads. It shouldn't be some weird conspiracy tier lifestyle choice to try and buy goyslop without added HFCS, sugar or seed oils.


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These things taste like compressed sewage and I'd believe you if you told me that they were. I can't believe Little Debbie products still exist.

I don't remember those Cosmic Brownies tasting like compressed sewage. Is it really a diamond in the rough?

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Heinz now makes a pretty decent no sugar added Ketchup, it doesn't taste much different to the added sugar version in my opinion it's just noticeably less sweet (this is a good thing).

Don't fall for it.

Heinz No Sugar Added has no sugar. Instead, it has Stevia. That why it doesn't taste much different.

If you want unsweetened ketchup, you can get it. Primal makes one. Kroger for a while had a knockoff store brand version, but they discontinued it fairly recently.

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

Heinz No Sugar Added has no sugar. Instead, it has Stevia.

Damn, I honestly didn't even think they'd do that but it makes sense in hindsight. Zero sugar isn't "unsweetened". I'll make sure to check for Primal next time I'm out. Thanks for the recommendation.

 

[eatler]

I don't remember those Cosmic Brownies tasting like compressed sewage. Is it really a diamond in the rough?

They’re actually kind of similar to circus peanuts, weird texture weird taste. I had them a little while ago. I will agree with him though little Debbie is just all processed crap now.

discontinued it fairly recently

let me guess it’s because it wasn’t a brand name?

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

let me guess it’s because it wasn’t a brand name?

I have no idea? Probably just wasn't selling well. Kroger's store brands are usually pretty good - there are some of them I buy by preference over the name brand.

 

[Horus]

Peeps got to go. If you must eat some sort of super processed combination of corn syrup and petroleum (or whatever the hell we make candy out of these days), there are better options out there.

 

[Super Guido]

Peeps got to go. If you must eat some sort of super processed combination of corn syrup and petroleum (or whatever the hell we make candy out of these days), there are better options out there.

Peeps never tasted right to me - they always tasted like the dye that tended to coat them, so that means they were weirdly bitter.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Peeps never tasted right to me - they always tasted like the dye that tended to coat them, so that means they were weirdly bitter.

That's their only saving grace... The sharp chemical taste cuts the overpowering sweetness.

 

[polar bear]

Rosemary. It's nice when you can barely taste it, just enough to know it's there, but for some reason a lot of people treat it like it's parsley or thyme and put way too much of it. Oh, you'd like to taste beef in this beef stew? Well too fucking bad, it's now a rosemary slop. Roasted potatoes? Not so fast, I need to kill the potato flavor, and replace it with H E R B. You want a glass of sparkling water? Here, lemme stick a sprig of rosemary in it for no fucking reason.
I want more tarragon and dill. Rosemary sucks.

 

[eatler]

Peeps got to go. If you must eat some sort of super processed combination of corn syrup and petroleum (or whatever the hell we make candy out of these days), there are better options out there.

You don’t know how many peoples world I have shattered telling them that some store bought maple syrup is just glorified cornstarch.