Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Neverr said:
Name something that displays your understanding of coffee
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French press is better than regular coffee, so are percolators. Kenyan coffees, specifically Dark Roasts, are better than South American. Such a stupid question, you don't know enough to critique any answers I give anyway. You just want to annoy me because you think I'm some guy you hate. Go play in traffic you fat bitch. Your husband is never coming back and you will die as you lived, alone and unloved. No one will attend your funeral, and Tom will take his inheritance and go on a long gay cruise with his boyfriend Vince.
 
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FinnSven said:
I wonder if bartenders in Milwaukee have their own kind of “Pat posting” when they joke with each other by repeating stuff Pat says all the time.

He probably has a fucking daft and cringey way of ordering a beer, that they all quote when he is out of earshot.
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After seeing that other businesses in the city of Golden, CO were in contact with each other about Daniel Larson (who is his own level of infamy), it does make me wonder if some bar workers in Milwaukee talk to one another about Pat every now and then. Yeah, it's a big city but we all know Pat is bigger, so it's not entirely out of the realm of plausibility.
 
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By the way, I might be terrible 'ist', but do you know who I love to hire at my coffeehouses? Muslimas, they're used to complicated, fussy coffee production. One of them I barely had to train, another one is now the chief trainer and got a big bump in pay as a result. i dropped in on one training session, and saw her go through the entire menu with only one mistake. Very impressive. I'll hire every Muslima who walks through the door looking for a job.
Currently, one works at my airport shop, the other one at my flagship store in the French Quarter.
 
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Taco Santo! said:
French press is better than regular coffee, so are percolators. Kenyan coffees, specifically Dark Roasts, are better than South American. Such a stupid question, you don't know enough to critique any answers I give anyway. You just want to annoy me because you think I'm some guy you hate. Go play in traffic you fat bitch. Your husband is never coming back and you will die as you lived, alone and unloved. No one will attend your funeral, and Tom will take his inheritance and go on a long gay cruise with his boyfriend Vince.
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Agreed on African coffee being superior to South American, but I'm personally an Ethiopia stan. Give me a good natural process Ethiopian pourover and I'm ready to punch Zeus and Thor in the dick and call them stalker childs.
 
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Ethiopian is good, too, but my supplier has a longstanding relationship with some Kenyan firms and gets some staggeringly good deals. I find Kenyan less bitter, in general. I hate that civet coffee and refuse to stock it. There's very little demand, anyway, and anyone that wants it I point to a different coffeehouse that stocks it. I don't thin any form of shit should be involved with coffee and I'll die on that hill. I buy Jamaican Blue Mountain for home consumption, but it's pretty expensive unless you get a deal from a distributor. Mine gives me a few hundred pounds ever Christmas and cuts me a deal whenever I need more, but most people don't have the advantage of owning a string of coffee shops. People can always go to distr8ibutors themselves and try their luck, I tell people this all the time. Mine is actually very normie-friendly, some are very much not. It all depends.
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
After seeing that other businesses in the city of Golden, CO were in contact with each other about Daniel Larson (who is his own level of infamy), it does make me wonder if some bar workers in Milwaukee talk to one another about Pat every now and then. Yeah, it's a big city but we all know Pat is bigger, so it's not entirely out of the realm of plausibility.
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I have tended bar in similar sized cities.
Basically staff tend to know each other because you inevitably mention it to other bartenders when you are out drinking and you all tend to be out and drinking on the same (usually Sunday or Monday) nights.
Plus people swap workplaces fairly regularly.

Drunks also get around, particularly obnoxious ones like Fatrick. Maybe they don’t get outright banned, but they will swap bars when they have misbehaved a bit too much in one so they fade out of recent memory there.
A few also do have a regular daily circuit of pubs.

In my experience, certain customers get a name and reputation bordering on infamy if they are especially a “character”.

The most colourful ones however are the ones which even the other drunks grow to hate and avoid.
I suspect Fatrick is one of those.
 
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MilkThePig said:
It's pretty nuts that he's actually active on all the Twitter clones. Apparently posting 100+ times on Twitter every single day isn't enough to satisfy his social media addiction.
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I'm sure you've heard of the concept of a gateway drug. Twitter is Pat's gateway drug to things like Mastadon and BlueSky. It's like how drug addicts smoke marijuana, crystal meth, and crack.
 
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Taco Santo! said:
Go play in traffic you fat bitch. Your husband is never coming back and you will die as you lived, alone and unloved. No one will attend your funeral, and Tom will take his inheritance and go on a long gay cruise with his boyfriend Vince.
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So her gay husband finally dumped her? I know gay dudes sometimes pick an ugly fatass as a beard because they aren't interested in sex with women anyway, but her personality was apparently so repulsive he decided he couldn't even put up with it to have a beard.
 
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Taco Santo! said:
Currently, one works at my airport shop, the other one at my flagship store in the French Quarter.
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why are you doxing yourself. there are not that many coffeeshops in the french quarter that are also at an airport, so i'm guessing it's a pj's franchise... i could dig deeper but i'm too lazy. just saying you have now advertised the specific businesses you own and also are all over the farms saying "nigger." wise up.

Edit: ok i glanced at your post history and you're also FROM new orleans... if you are in fact one of the Ballard brothers i'll laugh my ass off
 
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why are you doxing yourself. there are not that many coffeeshops in the french quarter that are also at an airport, so i'm guessing it's a pj's franchise... i could dig deeper but i'm too lazy. just saying you have now advertised the specific businesses you own and also are all over the farms saying "nigger." wise up.

Edit: ok i glanced at your post history and you're also FROM new orleans... if you are in fact one of the Ballard brothers i'll laugh my ass off
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Also he is Pat posting on this very thread.

Is a fatsuit worth the risk? I know it will fail from Patrick’s end, but it runs a chance of making the papers.
 
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Summer of George said:
From the other forum, Pat is spending his weekend doing outreach to local black-owned businesses

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Hopefully we'll see some replies on Pat's twitter by Monday, but regardless, the creative writing still stands as a good bit on its own.
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I hope the gay retards who do this stuff actually get sued by Patrick and he wins. There is a reason we don't allow trolling plans and harassment on the Kiwi Farms. It's not funny, it ruins lolcows, and it makes Pat into the protagonist and his alogs into the villains. I don't want to root for Pat, I want to laugh at him.
 
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Stephanie Bustcakes said:
I hope the gay retards who do this stuff actually get sued by Patrick and he wins. There is a reason we don't allow trolling plans and harassment on the Kiwi Farms. It's not funny, it ruins lolcows, and it makes Pat into the protagonist and his alogs into the villains. I don't want to root for Pat, I want to laugh at him.
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You're absolutely right, but you gotta remember these are the Brothermen. They have zero regard for the rule of "look, but don't touch".

And while ONA has come up with some hilarious shit in the past, Pat is best when he's left to his own devices and hubris but YMMV.
 
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It really galls people like Patrick to not have complete control over what others are allowed to say.
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There is never going to be another law-suuuuoooeeeeeeyyyyyy. There's no money for one. Even if Pat becomes Jennifer and tries to start a tranny crowdfund, it'll still fall flat on its fat face (well, it might bounce a couple of times).

Moreover, my dude is thoroughly buckbroken by the ongoing outcomes of his initial legal foray, and he is stuck in a stagnant state by a steady stream of soporific spirits. Alcoholics in an advanced stage of depression tend to lack the will to initiate much of anything.

Regarding the philosophy of funster trolling and ONA vs Kiwi culture, this has all been discussed at length in this thread, to no real satisfactory conclusion. I'm of the opinion that Kiwi patposters kind of get the best of both worlds: we get to laugh at the trolls, we get to laugh at the tard, and the fact that someone else is doing the "dirty work" means we keep our hands clean. I mean, one can contemplate the cringeworthiness of any dirty work being done in the first place, and that's fine, it's all part of the discussion. In the event that gayops happen, Kiwis pretty much always sniff them out immediately, and the perpetrators become new targets for hilarious discourse and ridicule.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I can't help but laugh at the irony of a Grade-A Phony (blm! drumpf! white guilt! ukraine! twaw!) being purported to request lynching supplies from an African-American party supply company.
 
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