Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Butwhythough2]

Holy shit, I just saw the clip where he's making fun of the viewers that work at McDonald's, he's smoked too much crack. Everyone knows don't shit talk the people that make your food.

 

[SandyCat]

Civic bros..it's over. Gold sisters won.

I refuse to accept this reality. Civic Bros will inherit the earth

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Holy fuck. Suddenly it uploaded. This must be what getting juice is like.

Just as i was about to do something stupid, dudes.

So I was going to do a full episode thing but, in light of the door news, I've just got an intro and outro.

Maybe when Bossman kicks fuck out of his new door, I'll go back to it.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Fuck bro, and he's touching his eyes with them..
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His poor mother must be mortified...

Next thing after the Civic is to get him some real binoculars, 10X at least, a nice pair of Vortex, all the better to spot rats with.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Some weirdo scammer came into Austin's discord to beg cause he can't afford butter for his bread.
Big fan, doesn't know what 'juice' is though.

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He complies (anyone caught the video?) and Austin gets scammed feels bad enough to promise $200, which he'll totally pay tomorrow from the weekly stake.
Hell, maybe he'll even change the charity stream (which is a real thing that's going to take place) to be for Sasan!

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Gets a little suspicious but goes ahead to set a date for the charity stream (it's really happening frfr no cap ong).

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Spoiler: Sasan's full message history

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Spoiler: The Photos

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Real question is, who is gonna end up scamming who?

 

[Justtocheck]

ARRIBA!
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This arriva! Clip caught me off guard with my headphones and now my ears ring

 

[Kees H]

Clip from earlier today. Austin proudly tells his mom that he got 500 bucks from someone he never met, and Bossmom asks him to don't gamble it (Austin lost it, of course, and then memory holed Bossmoms advice).

EDIT: DOOR IS BEING INSTALLED, LFG BOYS. THE CURTAIN IS OFFICIALLY TAKEN DOWN.

 

[Blackstar]

It's happening, Bossman is getting a new door installed

 

[Kees H]

ITS SO FUCKING HAPPENING. DOOR INSTALL PREP:

 

[DOORSTUCK]

Doorbros... we're so back it's incomprehensible.

 

[Kees H]

Austin fucking around while his dad removes the old hinges of the door he smashed.

EDIT: THE NEW DOOR IS SPOTTED. I REPEAT THE NEW DOOR HAS BEEN SPOTTED. It doesn't fit tho.

EDIT2: His father needs to fix the hinges, or some shit, according to Austin. Bossmom makes an appearance to clean his room. Back to gamba.

EDIT3: Rat dad makes an apperance while Austin is gambling and removes a box from his room (possibly the one his bong arrived in).

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Curtain bros...
IT'S OVER

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

RIP CURTAIN
2023-2024
"You were pog as a bitch!"

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Curtain bros...
IT'S OVER
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YouTube rats can’t produce kino like this. A tear is rolling down my face.

We did it, door bros, we actually fucking did it…

 

[Mouse Cop]

Clip from earlier today. Austin proudly tells his mom that he got 500 bucks from someone he never met, and Bossmom asks him to don't gamble it (Austin lost it, of course, and then memory holed Bossmoms advice).

EDIT: DOOR IS BEING INSTALLED, LFG BOYS. THE CURTAIN IS OFFICIALLY TAKEN DOWN.

WAUGGHH

 

[Wodanaz]

today, a door...
tomorrow, a honda civic

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

now someone needs to fix the other curtain with the punched drywall holes inside hahaha

 

[R00T]

Over under on door status taking bets now!

I got 5 to 1 on less than a week the door has a poster covering a hole!

 

[break these cuffs]

Door is already pulling weight and it's not even up yet. No more questions about the towel or the giant hole on its watch.

 

[Justtocheck]

I never grabbed something with as much love as BMJ hugged the curtain during the "OH MY FUCKING GOD" yells. Rip blue fellah, you were a good one. Doorbros, this one is on the house