what's the most gangsta thing you've ever done?

[neurotardvirgin]

we really do b swag mackin out here

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Stabbed a homeless nigga in an alleyway because he was poor. #BTFOHOBO

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

I used to steal electronics when I was a kid. Even managed to trade a stolen nintendo console back to its owner for an upgraded version years later. Shit was gucci, man.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I stole a few Lego pieces in preschool
(I felt bad and gave them back the next day but my gangsta niggas don't know this)

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Stole a twix bar from a food stand.
Stole PlayStation and Gameboy games from my enemies.

Set fire to my mom's bed by accident.


I was a dumbass kid.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Car full of teenagers tried to swoop past me coming to a red light, but they miscalculated. Their lane was ending and they should’ve just merged behind me instead of hitting the gas, but they ended up not being able to get in front before the merge, so I ended up alongside them.

Instead of bitching at them, I flicked my lit cigarette through their open window and into their car.

 

[dick brain]

I have a canted optic on one of my rifles so sometimes I hold it kinda sideways.

 

[Rozzy]

Wearing a baseball cap backwards and playing rap music.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I have a canted optic on one of my rifles so sometimes I hold it kinda sideways.

That triggers me. Is it one with the charging mechanism up top that you’re trying to get around, orrrrrr?

 

[eatler]

I smoked weed once

 

[Reticulan Joe]

Nice try, Fed

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I smoked weed once

It’s not the same thing these days. At some point in the 90’s, the sort of wild, not exceptionally potent weed got replaced with the progenitors of the current arms race.

It’s like the hot sauce thing but if anything under twelve billion scovilles doesn’t exist anymore. I don’t have any interest in weed anymore. I don’t have the time, money or inclination to try to pregame a tolerance level just so I can smoke it and retain some kind of presence of mind.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

I hit somebody so hard it broke his nose, jaw, and cheekbone all in one. Now he has permanent nerve damage in his face. I was 17 at the time and didn't have priors so I only really got a slap on the wrist (a few years of probation) but they told me if I had been a year older I would have done time over it and been marked a felon for life. Also, they didn't drug test during my probation, so I got high the whole time.

 

[el bandito loco]

In elementary school I let a kid borrow my Pokemon game because he said he had a game shark and would hook me up with some masterballs and shit. anyways he claimed after 2 weeks (a lifetime when you're 9) he lost it. I went to the bathroom right before recess and waited for everyone to go outside, reentered the classroom, went into his backpack and stole every game boy game he had EXCEPT my copy of Pokemon and left that there and just waited for that little faggot to say something and he never did so I scored like 10 games lmfao

 

[PFM]

inclination to try to pregame a tolerance level just so I can smoke it and retain some kind of presence of mind.

This has always been my experience with pot. I don't enjoy it unless I smoke it regularly enough to increase my tolerance.

 

[User names must be unique]

I once climbed over the wall of a night club to avoid the queue, ID check and the entrance fees. Jumped down off the 12' wall to applause someone handed me a drink and another handed me a a few puffs on a joint. A bouncer eventually came running in but everyone vouched for me.

I peaked that day, it's all been steadily downhill from there.

 

[el bandito loco]

oh yeah another one was in high school I got suspended for 'gambling and racketeering' because I brought a yahtzee game to lunch and pushed 3 tables together and was charging a cover charge to play and we were betting lunch money and shit for a few weeks every day and I was cleaning up on the cover. my dad came to the school and the VP was explaining this to him and he burst out fucking laughing and was like damn you're going to suspend my straight A student son for being an entrepreneur? and basically my VP (RIP my boy Kevin) was like well I don't want to but he can't be running a gambling ring in our lunchroom.

my best friend and I pivoted to buying beta fish and having a fish dogfighting ring in his basement on Saturday nights that was a similar gambling ring but his mom changed work schedules and came home to a bunch of teenagers in her basement/laundry room chainsmoking cigarettes, drinking cheap beer someone's brother bought and betting on fish fighting to the death like a Vietnamese bar and so that only lasted about a month and a half.

we cleaned up for a while there and bought tons of N64 & ps2 games.

 

[Screamer_2]

I once used a VPN, created a new e-mail and then signed up to a bad people forum.

 

[dick brain]

That triggers me. Is it one with the charging mechanism up top that you’re trying to get around, orrrrrr?

https://sightmark.com/blogs/news/canted-red-dots-and-why-you-should-run-them

 

[SofondaCox]

Ain't giving you that, or I'd probably be reviled and excommunicated, but here's some dirty laundry from my buddy's high school era. There was this relentless faggot who would bully him at every possible opportunity, just a total cunt. One afternoon this kid decided he was gonna stab my buddy with his pencil immediately after sharpening it. He does this thing, buddy reacts like an angry bear you pinched on the butt, and beat the kid within an inch of his life. Before the beating was over, no less than a hundred people bore witness. Lil man was humiliated something fierce, his girlfriend had second hand humiliation and dumped him, he went home and shot himself in the head. Drug my buddy in for questioning, but his dad's a cop, so the story ends there. He never got bullied again. It's a shame that's what it sometimes takes, but I'm so proud of him to rising to the occasion.