Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Galeocerdo]

I wish trolls left him alone for this arc, I think without the "trolls" to rally them together we would have gotten way better content. Before trolls started calling the cops, clint, the fire department, and doordashing condoms and pregnancy tests they were seconds away from fighting on camera. Trolls gave them a common enemy instead of having to deal with themselves. It's sad the people who fuck with Cobes are equally as stupid as he is.

It's all reddit faggots who think this kind of shit is hilarious. During the stream when Cobra was late the chat was blowing up with people demanding wellness checks, lo and behold when he goes live 5minutes later cops turn up to check on him.
He's passed out in the chair, clearly alive but just asleep, people call a wellness check on him.
They always make up bullshit ass excuses which're ridiculous as well, like Jessica is a child who is flashing on camera... Which for fucks sake don't be that guy, if you keep crying wolf to the cops with shit like that there might come a day (Let's hope not) where it does happen and cops won't respond.
I fucking hate internet retards who abuse cop's time and resources like this.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I wish trolls left him alone for this arc, I think without the "trolls" to rally them together we would have gotten way better content. Before trolls started calling the cops, clint, the fire department, and doordashing condoms and pregnancy tests they were seconds away from fighting on camera.

Creative door dash deliveries are great, e.g. the Cat Food Big Mac. It's like sending the Boglim a puzzle for an impromptu food-hack. Cops is bad though, that makes him reluctant to stream.

I just can't see it getting any better, these assholes are out for blood, and NALs shenanigans in Casper has worked them up into a frenzy. Hopefully it fizzles out a bit, but I'm not counting my lizards.

 

[Slim Boglim]

It's all reddit faggots who think this kind of shit is hilarious. During the stream when Cobra was late the chat was blowing up with people demanding wellness checks, lo and behold when he goes live 5minutes later cops turn up to check on him.
He's passed out in the chair, clearly alive but just asleep, people call a wellness check on him.
They always make up bullshit ass excuses which're ridiculous as well, like Jessica is a child who is flashing on camera... Which for fucks sake don't be that guy, if you keep crying wolf to the cops with shit like that there might come a day (Let's hope not) where it does happen and cops won't respond.
I fucking hate internet retards who abuse cop's time and resources like this.

I know some people who get swatted frequently will literally call the police department before they go live to let them know they’re live streaming and any calls reporting their address will be bogus. I’m nit sure how well that works cause cops and paramedics/fire dept are obligated to check in anyways otherwise it’d be as easy as saying “hey somebody is gonna prank call saying there’s a maniac shooting up a Wendy’s just ignore it.” And then go shoot yo a Wendy’s but there might be a precedent if there’s many swatting attempts, bogus wellness checks, etc on the record

Creative door dash deliveries are great, e.g. the Cat Food Big Mac

Hard disagree. Out of the many MANY troll DoorDash there was like two that led to anything funny (cat food, garlic cups) and the rest just derailed the stream or made him want to go offline and discourage him from streaming altogether when he doesn’t want to deal with it. The first time somebody sent an order of just sauce sandwich it was mildly amusing. After the 59’th time it’s just fucking annoying.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

cops

Cobra has a high chance of actually dying on stream, and all the faggot wellness checks will insure when he actually needs help he won't get it. The only time I could say a wellness check was valid was when he passed out walking and smashed his head behind the chair on the ground and didn't get up for 30 mins. He luckily was fine besides the gash on his head, but that was the only time I would've considered calling someone appropriate. Every other time is extremely homogay.

 

[Galeocerdo]

Creative door dash deliveries are great.

There has been like a handful of these, then when it's worked/funny the first time every single reddit retard with $5 does the same thing over and over like they've never heard of the concept of "Diminishing Returns". At this point Cobra is very "oh well" about these orders and barely reacts. NAL reacted because she HAS to react to everything with an over the top reaction, which unfortunately might encourage these ding dongs to continue doing it when she's about.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Hard disagree.

Ah, I am fairly new to this whole thing. I must be biased due to the highlight channels content (Bitesize, BogChon, SR5k), it seemed like it was mostly a good time.

Now that you mention it in streams over the last few weeks he will often refuse to answer the door until the end of the stream, so you are right.

I will add one nice tid-bit from the NAL visit streams: on one of the deleted streams someone delivered a very large bag of pig feed, which he accepted. Josh carried it in over his shoulder and put it down in front of his window. Later that day, woodchips were in fact delivered, but he refused to accept them! These were different circumstances though.

My theory why he was so hopped up to get the door was because he was managing NALs behaviour, he knew she'd make a lot of noise and piss of the neighbours so he was trying to prevent that from happening.

Another thing, on that final stream when the EMTs came, they damaged his front door, allegedly.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Call local PD and let them know this happens. Ask they give you a call when get these calls come in. Hell, he could give them his YouTube channel link so can see his stream and him just being a drunk retard. I know Cobes is too dumb/lazy to actually do anything like this, but Papa nips could arrange it.

 

[Halloween23]

Call local PD and let them know this happens. Ask they give you a call when get these calls come in. Hell, he could give them his YouTube channel link so can see his stream and him just being a drunk retard. I know Cobes is too dumb/lazy to actually do anything like this, but Papa nips could arrange it.

I feel like they have to know who he is at this point. They get called nearly every single time he's on stream.

 

[Aquinas 2]

WOOP WOOP, A FARTHUFFER IS ABOUT TO POST

 

[Galeocerdo]

I feel like they have to know who he is at this point. They get called nearly every single time he's on stream.

This, whenever he has answered to them the past few times they've gone "Hey Josh!", they've actively said (without prompting from him mind) "Your trolls called us..." so it's blatantly obviously the cops know who he is, when he is streaming and so on. The retards just phone in serious things (Wellness checks, pedo shit, actual felony crimes) because legally cops cannot ignore that kind of crap. I imagine any other calls are flat out ignored by the cops.
The cops show some knowledge of who he is and what he's about when I've seen them (just before NAL got there) asking to see his staff, asking about stuff in his life. It shows that at least one of them checks the streams or has decent knowledge of who he is outside of surface level cop shit. I do feel for Cobes in this because like, imagine cops coming to your house for no reason because some underdeveloped mong called them claiming you're doing some weird shit and it's basically to the point you know these cops (probably) on a first name basis. It's wasting so much time and money just so some retard can spit up and clap to himself and his little discord buddies that he "Made the cobra mad". It's ween shit like this which ruins watching a lolcow, especially when cobra is one of those lolcows which doesn't need poking or goading for the most part, this is even more the case with NAL becoming a mainstay, they're both entertaining in their own right without any of this. I doubt it'll make them stop streaming, but it has now made them mute stream/cover camera to limit what we get out of it, which could become way more common and lead them to leaving the stream muted (and therefore, making it boring af) as time goes on.

Just let the tardos graze in their natural habitat without interference people.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

R8 me L8, buuuuttt in this clip Jessica states that she had just gotten over her period before leaving to see Josh. Women are most fertile a week after their period ends and sperm can live for several days in a Wendy's Baconator. Simply put, the chances are better than average that she might (intentionally or not) be baby trapping Wyoming's goth bad boy.

 

[Galeocerdo]

R8 me L8, buuuuttt in this clip Jessica states that she had just gotten over her period before leaving to see Josh. Women are most fertile a week after their period ends and sperm can live for several days in a Wendy's Baconator. Simply put, the chances are better than average that she might (intentionally or not) be baby trapping Wyoming's goth bad boy.

Let's just hope the amount of alcohol and drugs they've both ingested has made it less possible.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

Nal is currently live, and apparently Josh DoorDashed her 2 2liters of Coke, and 2 packs of Trolli Peachie rings. Y'all are just mad your man doesn't send you sugary snacks while you rage at the trolls.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Nal is currently live, and apparently Josh DoorDashed her 2 2liters of Coke, and 2 packs of Trolli Peachie rings. Y'all are just mad your man doesn't send you sugary snacks while you rage at the trolls.

Soda and candy, the diet of a ten year old lol

 

[el bandito loco]

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Nal is currently live, and apparently Josh DoorDashed her 2 2liters of Coke, and 2 packs of Trolli Peachie rings. Y'all are just mad your man doesn't send you sugary snacks while you rage at the trolls.

next time she's out there they'll be telling us about how they use one of those as a cock ring

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

baby trapping Wyoming's goth bad boy.

I know I'm probably thinking way too hard about this but is all of this just for attention a worn-out whore can no longer get?
What is her thought process in baby-trapping a jobless hermit on SSI? What does she want to gain?
Because the basic steps end at getting pregnant, then what? Hospitals will contact CPS if they suspect that the parent's lifestyle will hurt the child and place it under Clint or the system, and one way or the other they will, very easily, come to know that the father is autistic with addictions, and the mother a bog witch with bpd.
So, is all of this for 6-9 months of a "legs on a stool" position at the apartment while Josh, a known hermit with 0 instincts for aiding other living beings cleans? Cooks? Studies up on child-rearing and goes out for groceries? All things he will LOVE doing as they provide no immediate gratification.
Again, thinking in too deep, but man does it leave you wondering what that diseased quadragenarian mind has rolling around it.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

I know I'm probably thinking way too hard about this but is all of this just for attention a worn-out whore can no longer get?

A lot of women have kids for this exact reason. There was even a woman who killed her kids because she wasn't getting pregnancy attention anymore and wanted to move on with her life. We are not talking about deep thinkers here.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

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Nal is currently live, and apparently Josh DoorDashed her 2 2liters of Coke, and 2 packs of Trolli Peachie rings. Y'all are just mad your man doesn't send you sugary snacks while you rage at the trolls.

Sugar Daddy Saga coming in nicely, facebook

Is this the first time Cobes has started to spend money on an e-whore? I know he spends a lot of time on chaturbate, but has he thrown money at cam-thots for attention before? That'd be hilarious if it was NAL that finally got him to go full low-IQ findominated simp.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmRYfAC3Lnw

Josh's most recent FB video, guitar tribute to Tommy Iommi. Rare angle of posters on the wall behind the TV (at the end)!

 

[Slim Boglim]

Cobra has a high chance of actually dying on stream, and all the faggot wellness checks will insure when he actually needs help he won't get it. The only time I could say a wellness check was valid was when he passed out walking and smashed his head behind the chair on the ground and didn't get up for 30 mins. He luckily was fine besides the gash on his head, but that was the only time I would've considered calling someone appropriate. Every other time is extremely homogay.

Even now when they do show up they don’t give a shit at all. Remember that stream when Josh fell the paramedic asked if Josh knew what day it was and Josh’s answer was WAY off and they were like “alright then” and then left?