Adam Johnston / YourMovieSucks / YourMovieSucksDOTorg / AnUnkindness - It's hip to fuck dogs.

I stopped watching him for awhile because the fur shit was a little too obnoxious for me. One of the things I always find funny is his ability to completely rip apart a movie for not "having enough logic" but if its a movie that he really loves he devolves into the "don't question it" because it looks A24-ish. he will rip into you for not "understanding the film" and how your a county bumpkin if you don't like most of the films at Sundance.
Cause like every other psuedointellect online, they think they're the tastemakers. Considering one of his favorite films is about a hypochondriac making a play about his life, Adam just wants to be percieved as an intellect, and the movies he likes shows that.
 
So is Adam going to do his follow up to his Lion King (2019) review like he promised?
This is like one of those Mauler things where these YouTubers actually do good content when they put in a little special ingredient. That special ingredient is super secret and not a lot of people know about it. But I'll let everyone in on it. This super secret ingredient is called...

EFFORT

For a lot of these critics who got their claim to fame putting actual work into their videos, they eventually devolved into this low-attention-span faggotry that is killing YouTube and making the internet even worse every day. Adam is appealing to the Tik Tok crowd when the critical thinking autists are the ones he should be making videos for.
 
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Fun fact, OP didn’t even know who Adam was or that he was a YouTuber when he made the post, he just saw a dumb take and commented on it.

Friendly drive by to say I hate the fucking highlights guy. I don't even watch his videos anymore but apparently casually enjoying yms means I must really be interested in his pet sperg's community posts.
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Hey, looks like the fur-tranny finally found a way to boost those views: Just post Adam's retarded canuck takes on a politically controversial film while also inserting other people who are more popular than him into the thumbnail.
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Hey, looks like the fur-tranny finally found a way to boost those views: Just post Adam's retarded canuck takes on a politically controversial film while also inserting other people who are more popular than him into the thumbnail.
To give credit where it is due, that is how YouTube works nowadays. I know, it sucks, but YouTube is for kids and low-attention-span autists now. If the thumbnail and title doesn't entice the viewer with "current thing" or "trending topic" then the viewer checks out.

Don't you just love YouTube? Doesn't this just give you every reason to keep watching videos?

In all reality, I think this is a fad. It'll go wayward and things will return to "normal" and maybe Adam will start producing actual effort videos again on a regular basis.
 
Hey, looks like the fur-tranny finally found a way to boost those views: Just post Adam's retarded canuck takes on a politically controversial film while also inserting other people who are more popular than him into the thumbnail.
There's a very likely scenario where he goes full breadtuber for the views, he would make good friends with Vaush they could talk for hours about his extensive collection of horse pictures
 
That doesn't explain why all the videos are 45 minutes to six hours long now.
That's because they're solely put on as background noise
This, basically. Low-to-no effort videos that don't really get that noggin' joggin' and are just there to fill the void for a time to quell the ADHD demons.

Personally, I hate the MST3K commentaries he does with his "Pals" because scooter is an obnoxious faggot who is obligated to continually undercut anything exceptional Adam might have to say about the films they're talking about. This is the main thing I don't get about Adam is he genuinely cares about the medium but its like he also doesn't want to appear like he cares too much. It's stupid.
 
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This is the main thing I don't get about Adam is he genuinely cares about the medium but its like he also doesn't want to appear like he cares too much. It's stupid.
It's what post-modernism has done to caring about shit. If you like a thing you're a faggot autist who needs to chill out, unless it's something twitter says is cool and/or trendy like being a troon or what could loosely be considered a film snob. Everything has to have this smug shitty "sarcastic" edge to it and it's exhausting.
 
Friendly drive by to say I hate the fucking highlights guy. I don't even watch his videos anymore but apparently casually enjoying yms means I must really be interested in his pet sperg's community posts.
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Always annoyed me back when I watched YMS more often that this dude felt the need to interject is opinion on whatever Adum was talking about in the highlight. Like bro who the fuck are you and why should I care?
 
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What's crazy is if you look at the views now compared to where they were four years ago, it's like night and day:
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Of course, back then Adam could at least be seen to be actively producing long form content that required some degree of effort. The better part of the early highlight videos are stream editing highlights and typically linked to Kimba or the Lion King in some way.

Now it's all just low effort reaction content so I guess the drop in views is corresponding to the drop in YMS content quality. I honestly don't see this changing any time soon so the furry pervert will have to live with diminishing returns. Maybe now was a bad time to invest in that fursona :story:
 
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