Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[The Queen of Autists]

Still none.

From some of his charges, it’s possible Clrncce “Gang Gang” Marlow may be going away this time. If memory serves me correctly, wasn’t he also the one with worms in his dick?

Worms in his dick?!?!? What the holy fuck! Lmfao please tell me that’s not a real thing!!!!! Lol

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Someone needs to ask her stupid ass why she capitalizes every word

I would like an explanation for “&&” while she’s at it.

Maybe Courtney can handle it for us...paging Courtney!

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I fucking love this song. If Sammie ruins it for me so help me God...

 

[Vi0l3t]

She deleted her adoption bs too. I think she throws tantrums to get Darnell back. Although hes not back because he thought the baby would be up for adoption he just wants easy pussy.

It's not even their anniversary. I swear they got together in September. Also Darnell is fucking ugly lol.


We all know ma shart got the kids ready not Sammies lazy ass. She also used a filter on them, looks creepy.


I'm sure Darnell will be there to support his woman. Not.

 

[TheSunSets]

Man those poor kids.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Other than the terrible filter, the kiddos look nice. It's sad they lost the only father figure they've ever known. I hope Ma Shart can hang on for them until they're adults.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

"Mane I'm not ready for today" (re seeing her father's body)

immediately followed by

Laugh if your pussy good
"Thats why I'm knocked up"

 

[Trombonista]

I realized last night that Sammie was willing to sleep with a guy whom she knew had dickworms. She should never breed again.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Sammie after the funeral mostly posted random bs about pregnancy and babby daddies. She did post a few things about her dad but I cant take her grieving seriously when she posts about sex in between.


A family friend did post a few pictures.

Spoiler: Funeral deceased pa shart

 

[lindsayfan]

i come to this thread hoping for cheap sheet cakes with misspelled words on them and fat people with AND1 brand gym shorts stuck in their ass crack, but instead it's this genuinely poignant "sparse yet dignified" scene that makes me feel weird about the farms. 0/10, needs more kim with her tongue out

 

[Vi0l3t]

i come to this thread hoping for cheap sheet cakes with misspelled words on them and fat people with AND1 brand gym shorts stuck in their ass crack, but instead it's this genuinely poignant "sparse yet dignified" scene that makes me feel weird about the farms. 0/10, needs more kim with her tongue out

Right not much was posted, his burial is today.

Lol sammie you wanted to get rid of it and hated him 2 days ago. You are a clown.

 

[ZB927]

I wonder what Skylan saw and heard when her momma posted on Facebook yesterday that she wasn't wanted.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

In a pure and just world, this bitch would have been born with zero eggs in her ovaries

 

[Even more 8008135]

In a pure and just world, this bitch would never have been born with zero eggs in her ovaries.

Fixed that for ya.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Countdown to Sammie and getting back together, and suddenly no adoption, they're going to be a family!

Lol sammie you wanted to get rid of it and hated him 2 days ago.

We can predict Sammie with clockwork regularity...

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Hopefully it's the filter, but that poor unfortunate little girl seems to have inherited Sammie's syndrome face, hopefully she grows into her features. I am actually excited for Sammie's upcoming birth because I absolutely cannot wait to see the mug on this walking Interspecies Protocol violation

I remembered just now that in Star Trek 2009 that we actually do see a glimpse of what looks to be a descendent of our lovely couple, but sadly could find no information that gives us any more insight into Darnell's potential origin.

Spoiler: bar alien

 

[Vi0l3t]

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I wonder what Skylan saw and heard when her momma posted on Facebook yesterday that she wasn't wanted.

Sammie darnell dont give a single fuck about the baby lol.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

A family friend did post a few pictures.

According to the obit, Kayla Sheeks is his daughter. I don't recall Kayla and Stephanie being discussed much in the thread, but I think Stephanie is/was some kind of addict (?) and they have a different mother (mothers?) than Sammie and Sabrina.

 

[Vi0l3t]

According to the obit, Kayla Sheeks is his daughter. I don't recall Kayla and Stephanie being discussed much in the thread, but I think Stephanie is/was some kind of addict (?) and they have a different mother (mothers?) than Sammie and Sabrina.

I think shes a friend but they call her daughter, I think shes like Sabrina's bff since being kids.

I cant wait for the birth and Darnell disappearing.

 

[sour patch kid]

Is it too early to start baby watch 2024?

 

[Alaska Thunderfuck]

It would be funny if she wasn’t actually pregnant. Again.