Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[MaxMouse]

Not sure if the switch has 15 million this year in it, 2022 it did 19.6 million and from what I can tell has slowed down since then. Doubt Nintendo will stop making them when the Switch 2 comes out, plus a low price for it will help it as well push it past the PS2 numbers, just don't expect it until 2025 to get past that.

As a fan boy nothing would make me happier! Also with Xbox going multi platform how bout they put Killer Instinct where it belongs, home on Nintendo

 

[starborn427614]

I think they'll need good bundles and a killer swan song to make it happen at all, especially if Switch 2 releases this year.

Metroid Prime 4, perhaps? It'd be a good cross-gen game if the rumours of Switch 2 boosting Switch games are true.

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

I still don't believe it's just going to be Switch 2. Nintendo can't help themselves to base their system around some bullshit gimmick. Neither am I sure that the hardware got delayed because they want to make sure the launch software line up is good. Maybe the backwards compatibility can be believed, at least cautiously.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

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Who's up for another year of speculation?

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintendo-switch-2-could-now-launch-in-2025-its-claimed/

If it is true, I can say I WAS RIGHT because I've been saying all along that we wouldn't get it until 2025.

I think we're getting MP2 this year, and MP 3 as a Switch 2 launch title and MP4 on Switch 2 later on.

Also I found this amusing.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

As a fan boy nothing would make me happier! Also with Xbox going multi platform how bout they put Killer Instinct where it belongs, home on Nintendo

Rareware and Mistwalker stuff would be most welcome. It'd be nice if they dug deep into their backlog and brought stuff like Blinx too, I've always wanted to try that series.

Metroid Prime 4, perhaps? It'd be a good cross-gen game if the rumours of Switch 2 boosting Switch games are true.

That's what I'd pick, but I imagine Nintendo wants a Mario or Zelda related franchise there day 1. Ideally MP4 would be there too, but I'm thinking Donkey Kong might be the choice.

If it is true, I can say I WAS RIGHT because I've been saying all along that we wouldn't get it until 2025.

I think we're getting MP2 this year, and MP 3 as a Switch 2 launch title and MP4 on Switch 2 later on.

Also I found this amusing.

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Anybody who legitimately believed Steam Deck was gonna be a Switch killer was crazy. However, it did very well for what it was, especially considering its limited availability.

Steam Deck 2 could theoretically have a chance, but it would need to do a lot different and Nintendo would need to drop the ball.

 

[TVB]

If it is true, I can say I WAS RIGHT because I've been saying all along that we wouldn't get it until 2025.

I think we're getting MP2 this year, and MP 3 as a Switch 2 launch title and MP4 on Switch 2 later on.

Also I found this amusing.

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Don't forget
Kinect: "This is going to be the Wii killer"

 

[NerdShamer]

Don't forget
Kinect: "This is going to be the Wii killer"

Well, we got Steel Battalion out of it, FWIW

 

[TVB]

Well, we got Steel Battalion out of it, FWIW

Sure, it may be the best Kinect title and even outdoes bullshit like Kinect Adventures and whathaveyou, but it's not saying much. It's still forgettable, especially after almost an hour playing it

 

[whatever I feel like]

Sure, it may be the best Kinect title and even outdoes bullshit like Kinect Adventures and whathaveyou, but it's not saying much. It's still forgettable, especially after almost an hour playing it

Wasn't it famously broken to the point where most people couldn't even get past level one or two on it? Like Donkey Kong Bongo Racewhatever on Wii was?




Anyways, out of total boredom today I decided to sequentially rank all of my played Switch games in order of "best" to "worst." Apparently I've only played 71 Switch games, what a light weight!

Spoiler: AUTISM

TLoZ: Breath of the Wild
Dragon Quest Builders 2
Ittle Dew 2
Super Mario Odyssey
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Okami HD
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
The Witcher 3
TLoZ: Tears of the Kingdom
Rise of the Third Power
Ara Fell
Xenoblade Chronicles: DE (including Future Connected)
Collection of Mana (did not play Trials yet)
Return of the Obra Dinn
Sakuna: Of Rice and Ruin
Stardew Valley
Assassin's Creed 3/Liberty
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
Dragon Quest XI
Party Hard
Pokemon Legends Arceus
Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna
Party Hard 2
Hogwarts Legacy
Lego City Undercover
Smash Ultimate
Picross S 8
Picross S 7
Picross S 6
Picross S 9
Picross S 5
Picross S 4
Picross S 3
Pokemon Shield
Octopath Traveller
Sid Meier's Civilization VI (complete with gamebreaking bugs that the port team never bothered to fix)
Picross S Sega Edition
Picross S 2
Metroid Dread
What the Golf?
Yoku's Island Express
SteamWorld Dig
New Pokemon Snap
Goblin Sword
MudRunner
Ittle Dew
Pokemon Scarlet
Picross S
Cat Quest
Monster Sanctuary
Picross Lord of the Nazarick
Pure Mahjong
Bit Orchard Animal Valley
Captain Toad Treasure Tracker
Immortals Fenyx Rising
Jenny LeClue Detectivu
Time on Frog Island
The Touryst
SteamWorld Dig 2
Shin Megami Tensei V
Poi Explorer Edition
Bloodroots
Divinity Original Sin 2
Aer Memories of Old
8Doors
Mushroom Quest
Good Night, Knight
Crown Trick
Baba Is You
Snake Pass
Elli

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

TLoZ: Breath of the Wild
Dragon Quest Builders 2
Ittle Dew 2
Super Mario Odyssey

Stopped reading here

 

[Buttigieg2020]

I think they'll need good bundles and a killer swan song to make it happen at all, especially if Switch 2 releases this year.

Well looks like that’s not happening.
Some shitty Pokémon Black and White remakes should do the trick. 16 million is easy over a year and a half.

Even the Wii managed to sell ~15 million units from its last primary year onwards.

Also the Wii outsold the WiiU in its launch year lmao.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Stopped reading here

Have you even played the game? Its by far the best LttP clone ever made.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Chibi-Robo could make a return.

 

[Baraka Obama]

Have you even played the game? Its by far the best LttP clone ever made.

I wouldn't go that far but it is very good. The load times on Switch suck unfortunately.

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Chibi-Robo could make a return.

Might as well make a new Codename Steam game if they want to burn money.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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Chibi-Robo could make a return.

I liked the 3DS game where you had to take pictures of objects and the more accurate it was, the higher your score, but a lot of those items were very "japan-only" specific. I had to look them up on Google images to get things that looked exactly like the silhouette

 

[Joey-The-Chud]

If it is true, I can say I WAS RIGHT because I've been saying all along that we wouldn't get it until 2025.

I think we're getting MP2 this year, and MP 3 as a Switch 2 launch title and MP4 on Switch 2 later on.

Also I found this amusing.

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The funny thing is that those systems are just as good if not better than Nintendo's handhelds, what made Nintendo so much more successful than it's competitors is the simple fact that Pokemon is exclusive to they're systems.

 

[whatever I feel like]

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Chibi-Robo could make a return.

I give you: a straight port of Zip Lash.

Actually, if it does happen its probably a straight port of the GCN game, and most people would be over the moon to not have to shill out hundreds for it.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Well looks like that’s not happening.
Some shitty Pokémon Black and White remakes should do the trick. 16 million is easy over a year and a half.

Even the Wii managed to sell ~15 million units from its last primary year onwards.
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Also the Wii outsold the WiiU in its launch year lmao.

Since the Wii U launched in early November you're giving the Wii 22 months in its "last primary year". Thats not exactly a viable comparison to giving the Switch 14. Though the Switch will probably blow through those totals anyway. Especially since they will probably continue making Lites, at least, for another three or four years to satisfy the Shittymon Company and their desire to put out as low a quality game as they can get away with.

 

[Never Scored]

Also the Wii outsold the WiiU in its launch year lmao.

Shakedown Hawaii was the last physical release for both Wii and Wii U; It was released on both platforms in 2020. You will pry my Wii U out of my cold dead hands, but it's kind of comical what an abysmal failure it was compared to Wii.

 

[TVB]

Wasn't it famously broken to the point where most people couldn't even get past level one or two on it? Like Donkey Kong Bongo Racewhatever on Wii was?

Yes