Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

Latest newsreel from the Fatafuck front: Anyone who stops patposting only ever does so because they are ENJOYING PRISON STALKER

The message is clear. We have to loudly and regularly call Patrick a fat faggot (with bitch tits) for the rest of our lives if we wish to avoid the dreaded stalker prison.

Its like the movie It Follows, but instead of getting rawdogged outside a 7/11 to throw off an unkillable sex demon we have to keep taunting a rotund queer who thinks he's a Joss Whedon protagonist over the internet to throw off the cyberpolice

 

[b7d495fd19]

The solution to this problem is extremely simple and long overdue, but Patrick of course won't do this because DLTIW and adult ODD. It is also because he's fat.

Would not responding actually work at this stage, or would it just cause the ONA users to go further?

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Would not responding actually work at this stage, or would it just cause the ONA users to go further?

i think its up in the air at this point. But responding definitely doesnt do him any favors and encourages the behavior. We get to laugh at it either way. But as stated #DLTIW is so cemented in his head that we will never know.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I would like to remind people that according to the Supreme Court it's a First Amendment Right to laugh at and call Patrick fat.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/06/29/supreme-court-harassment-ruling-first-amendment/

https://archive.is/QFFQ7

Thanks Taylor!

 

[Judge Holden]

Would not responding actually work at this stage, or would it just cause the ONA users to go further?

This is why "DONT. FEED. THE. TROLLS" was once such an ironclad fucking law of the internet before it became convinient to forget about it in order to milk asspats and exposure for being harrassed and cyberbowled.

Its like how any national park worth a damn has strict ass "DONT FEED THE BEARS YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARDS" policies because the longer a bear knows to expect food whenever it shows up around humans because of dumbasses feeding it, the more it gets conditioned to go after people and the more drastic actions it will take when food fails to be thrown at them.

Fatrick has spent so many fucking years hand delivering the proverbial bears 3 course meals of finest niggeroni on a daily basis despite every park ranger within a thousand mile radius begging him to stop, solely because he has convinced himself that doing so is part of an elaborate legal strategem to have said bears subpoenaed by congress for felony shitting in his half hovel's front porch. If he stops now he is going to have to hunker down for up to a year before the irate collection of bears in his half front yard get bored and decide to go and infest the Packers stadium or visit the Pabst Museum or nose through Rich Evans' garbage or enjoy any of the other landmarks in the city of Milwaukee, and even then hes going to get the random bear skulking around for a couple years longer before they realise the niggeroni has entirely dried up

Long and the short of it is that he has made the situation exponentially worse for himself by going out of his way to feed the trolls for so long, but ceasing to feed them is still the least painful and most effective way out even if it would be infinitely better for him had he stopped feeding them back in 2018

 

[WelperHelper99]

I swear to fucking god fatrick has annihilated my sense of humor.
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Literally the laziest and most weenish baiting imaginable not only gets me sNIGGERing but results in him waddling over to oink empty threats like fucking clockwork

Pat, just... sigh. You just didn't have to answer bro. Now you've responded to a diperfur with a piss stained diaper. Why did you do this? Why not just laugh? You are truly one of a kind Patrick.

 

[AnOminous]

Its like the movie It Follows, but instead of getting rawdogged outside a 7/11 to throw off an unkillable sex demon we have to keep taunting a rotund queer who thinks he's a Joss Whedon protagonist over the internet to throw off the cyberpolice

It's actually somewhat formidable levels of stupid that he now no longer just insists everyone who calls him fat is imminently going to prison, but if they get bored of him and start ignoring him, it's proof they actually WERE in prison (and obviously enjoying it because prison is an awesome and groovy place).

What a complete lunatic.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I would like to remind people that according to the Supreme Court it's a First Amendment Right to laugh at and call Patrick fat.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/06/29/supreme-court-harassment-ruling-first-amendment/

https://archive.is/QFFQ7

Thanks Taylor!

Technically speaking that case only determined the standard to use in prosecution of True Threats.

 

[grapeshark77]

This is why "DONT. FEED. THE. TROLLS" was once such an ironclad fucking law of the internet before it became convinient to forget about it in order to milk asspats and exposure for being harrassed and cyberbowled.

Its like how any national park worth a damn has strict ass "DONT FEED THE BEARS YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARDS" policies because the longer a bear knows to expect food whenever it shows up around humans because of dumbasses feeding it, the more it gets conditioned to go after people and the more drastic actions it will take when food fails to be thrown at them.

Fatrick has spent so many fucking years hand delivering the proverbial bears 3 course meals of finest niggeroni on a daily basis despite every park ranger within a thousand mile radius begging him to stop, solely because he has convinced himself that doing so is part of an elaborate legal strategem to have said bears subpoenaed by congress for felony shitting in his half hovel's front porch. If he stops now he is going to have to hunker down for up to a year before the irate collection of bears in his half front yard get bored and decide to go and infest the Packers stadium or visit the Pabst Museum or nose through Rich Evans' garbage or enjoy any of the other landmarks in the city of Milwaukee, and even then hes going to get the random bear skulking around for a couple years longer before they realise the niggeroni has entirely dried up

Long and the short of it is that he has made the situation exponentially worse for himself by going out of his way to feed the trolls for so long, but ceasing to feed them is still the least painful and most effective way out even if it would be infinitely better for him had he stopped feeding them back in 2018

Also the funniest thing was that week when they ignored him and he started picking fights with randoms on Twitter. He not only feeds trolls but actively looks for them. There are no OandA guys on Threads yet and he's calling people idiots and child.

 

[AnOminous]

Technically speaking that case only determined the standard to use in prosecution of True Threats.

Oh no, SCOTUS said (again and again and again and again and again) that people are allowed to say things that make ridiculous idiots like Taylor Lorenz mad. I wonder why those weird old white slaver dudes wrote this archaic "First Amendment" shit into the foundational document of our government.

 

[b7d495fd19]

I would like to remind people that according to the Supreme Court it's a First Amendment Right to laugh at and call Patrick fat.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/06/29/supreme-court-harassment-ruling-first-amendment/

https://archive.is/QFFQ7

Thanks Taylor!

That's not what the court case said. It was specifically about what standard needs to be met for a message to be considered a "true threat":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counterman_v._Colorado#Opinion_of_the_court

There's also forms of harassment other than threats.

 

[AnOminous]

That's not what the court case said. It was specifically about what standard needs to be met for a message to be considered a "true threat":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counterman_v._Colorado#Opinion_of_the_court

There's also forms of harassment other than threats.

Watts is the real case for "true threats." Every case since has basically followed it. A retard being angry isn't a "true threat."

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Would not responding actually work at this stage, or would it just cause the ONA users to go further?

There was a time a not too long ago when Pat activity was low that ONA declared Patposting over. Then Pat started being more active and they went right back to it. Pat could easily end it if he ignored the trolls for a month or two. He won't, of course.

 

[AnOminous]

There was a time a not too long ago when Pat activity was low that ONA declared Patposting over. Then Pat started being more active and they went right back to it. Pat could easily end it if he ignored the trolls for a month or two. He won't, of course.

Most lolcows really could just stop the trolling nearly instantly by just not feeding the trolls. But there are some mega-cows like Pat who have fed them so much and established such a solid reputation as easily-baited morons that people would still go at him for years.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That's not what the court case said. It was specifically about what standard needs to be met for a message to be considered a "true threat":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counterman_v._Colorado#Opinion_of_the_court

There's also forms of harassment other than threats.

I know, but it's what they think it said. That's what matters.

There was a time a not too long ago when Pat activity was low that ONA declared Patposting over. Then Pat started being more active and they went right back to it. Pat could easily end it if he ignored the trolls for a month or two. He won't, of course.

Wasn't that in the fall? I guess that's a long time ago in internet years.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

Watts is the real case for "true threats." Every case since has basically followed it. A retard being angry isn't a "true threat."

Reminds me of Patrick's court case where the judge was like "did you really threatened an internet troll and invited him to fight?"
Patrick almost childed the judge

 

[Judge Holden]

Someone inform wendigoon he needs to update the MLK conspiracy video

PNG of navy walrus patrick. Do have fun child.

 

[deadtofaunus]

Reminds me of Patrick's court case where the judge was like "did you really threatened an internet troll and invited him to fight?"
Patrick almost childed the judge

No, sweet baby child judge, I did noT inviTe To fighT him. ThaT is noT whaT OCCurred. Enjoy my ruling.

Wait for the gavel.

 

[Judge Holden]

MFW the judge fails to recognise my legal brilliance in trying to fight my toilet IRL

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Would not responding actually work at this stage, or would it just cause the ONA users to go further?

Not sure, maybe, but they would eventually lose interest.

What SHOULD be done is changing his phone number. But like I said, his parents may have instilled the lesson of DLTIW a little too hard.