Chimpout Megathread

Elwood P. Dowd said:
NYC Gifted and Talented students arrested in horrific, caught-on-video bus beatdown: ‘Weirdo shoulda died’
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Did a new euphemism just drop? 🤔
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I honestly thought, before I read the article, that the "Gifted and Talented" bit was a joke on your part, I didn't expect to see it in the actual article
I skimmed to check but didn't see anything, did they mention the students being a part of some kinda gifted group? Or was that a complete asspull by the writers?
 
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Amin Yasister said:
"...the audition-based, performing arts school".

No doubt churning out pathetic rappers, ho's and Dylan Mulvaney wannabes....
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Exactly as Mark Twain would have wanted it, no doubt.
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Here is something to watch for:

"Badderz UK is an online reality show in which contestants are encouraged to drink, fight and generally behave badly.

It's quickly gone viral, raking up almost 100,000 views in less than a week.

It is - as its executive producer Lani Good admits - unashamedly "extreme". Were it to be on TV, without question she says "it would be watered down".

Britbongs are the pale imitators of Americans.

I should have pointed out that all contestants on Badderz UK are all overweight black women with horrendous over confidence in their worth.

All I see coming are chimpouts.
 
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Seen on Twitter. Context, date and location of shenanigans unknown.
I've also got four files, but it is only letting me attach one per post.
It blows up when I try to attach videos, and keeps attaching the same file over and over when I got that route. Rather than get in trouble with staff, I'll leave it at this.
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Super-Chevy454 said:
Not exactly a chimpout, since it's happened in France but one Muslim lost his temper to a guy because he drinked alcohol and said "stop saying then you're Muslim if you drink alcohol" but still worth to check an eye.
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We of the Sheboon, Heboon, and Ape Council have reviewed your submission and thank you for it. We regret to inform you of its rejection based on the formalized standards referenced in our charters and official study material. Our rejection stems from the following observations.

Firstly. The literal ape noises score a 4/10 on the ook-ook scale, a respectable scoring considering the complete absence of nergroidic apes present. However, a 5 is required for it to become qualified as a chimpout when negroids are uninvolved.

Secondly. There is also the complete lack of poorly dressed females, bloated by indolence, vainly trying to stop or encourage the conflict. Females are present, but not at all proactive. Wratchetness is not a necessary quality for a chimpout, but its absence does impede scoring in certain scenarios such as public transit.

Third and Finally. The low amount of complete commitment to needless violence, that disregards ones own safety and that of all others present, means this fails to rise to even the first level of scrutiny. That of the well documented and respected "Nigga Moment". Which our spiritual founder and esteemed associate, Dr. Riley Freeman, first documented some fifteen years ago.

We appreciate your contribution as both amusing and negro adjacent, but it stands only as an example of what even poor specimens of other races lower themselves to. Which is several degrees above that of the typical negroids baseline average.

Even a sand nigger is better than a nigger. Thank you for your time, and your continued support.

Yours, in whiteness, The SHAC Chimpout Ratings Committee.

If you wish to petition a review by this committee, please go fuck yourself.
 
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