Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

Ladies and Gents, Jack did it again. He made yet another video talking about his time in grocery stores judging people.

You can just immediately look at this stroked-out retard and tell he is in no position to judge anyone else's life decisions at all. He can't aim his eyes in the same direction or speak intelligibly. He's obviously just retarded.

This is literally the thumbnail:

What the fuck even is this? Retard face.

 

[Gruntmaster-6000]

What the fuck even is this? Retard face.

The newest rendition of his Lazy Man's series. Lazy Eye, I'm just counting my blessings it's still his and in his skull. Not too long before the Wendigo craves the juicy forbidden gnocchi.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I only just realised that Jack's youtube channel has over half a million subscribers. I can't help but think his inflated ego stems partially from that number. Obviously it's mostly the likes of us, but still

I'm betting most of those are bots. Jack's videos for the most part get maybe a few thousand views, the exceptions being his more infamous ones that other YouTubers cover.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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He looks like he's wearing some fruity earring in his right ear.

 

[wew lad]

The newest rendition of his Lazy Man's series.

Lazy Eye On A Queer Guy

 

[VenomPlug]

Walking with Jack

 

[densedance]

I only just realised that Jack's youtube channel has over half a million subscribers. I can't help but think his inflated ego stems partially from that number. Obviously it's mostly the likes of us, but still

It's because of his hay-day with Youtube. I think the majority aren't even on YT anymore or forgot about his channel, or simply don't give a shit anymore. That's why his average viewer number don't add up with his subscribers.

 

[topshrek]

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If I was at the grocery store and some fat droopy-eyed mongoloid rolled up to me on his scooty-puff to lecture me in his gurgly-slurred speech about how I'm ACKSHUALLY killing myself by purchasing a bag of popcorn and not following his undercooked red meat and shredded cheese "diet", I'd assume that I had just encountered the local retard that managed to survive into middle-age who got away from his 'tard wrangler and I'd probably help guide BIG BOY back to the customer service desk to reunite him with his mommywife

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Walking with Jack

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Hey dipshit, Hope is doing that because she wants you to play with her, or do anything else than being a fat blob that sits and watches Blue's clues all day.

 

[Sonic T]

Walking with Jack

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Even with all the neglect, the dog still finds ways to troll Jack. Bless that pupper

 

[Vect]

I DON'T LIKE THIS THING.

It's incredible how a cheap 3D model can have more soy than all of East Asia.

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

August has finally discovered how big a shitstain Jack is.
But proceeded to call him "alt-right"
Dumbass

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Ladies and Gents, Jack did it again. He made yet another video talking about his time in grocery stores judging people. While he is sitting there in his motorized scooter with a thread of drool stretching from his mouth to his protuberant belly down bellow, Jack feels down that clueless shoppers are tearing their bodies apart eating SHUGAR and popcorn.

Placebo effect is pretty powerful in how all of these diets magically make tissue injuries pain-free so quickly. Plus losing 21 lb (mostly water weight) will help a lot with knee pain, too. It's not from the carnivore diet, but Jack is a retard

August has finally discovered how big a shitstain Jack is.
But proceeded to call him "alt-right"
Dumbass

Jack is pretty much alt-right except the Israel support. He is a dyed in the wool MAGA simp, bigotry included.

 

[Blasterisk]

Jack is pretty much alt-right except the Israel support. He is a dyed in the wool MAGA simp, bigotry included.

imo his political affiliation is retard

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

imo his political affiliation is retard

Can't argue with that

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

August has finally discovered how big a shitstain Jack is.
But proceeded to call him "alt-right"
Dumbass

Walking with Jack

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That should be Jack locked out there. With his phone bricked via the find my app.


There is no way he can make it to a neighbors house.

 

[atoi]

August has finally discovered how big a shitstain Jack is.

This faggot duck made like 30 videos on Jack and just now finds this out?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

He looks like he's wearing some fruity earring in his right ear.

That’s his washing machine behind him

 

[Sonic T]

Ducky man is annoying, and how he missed the choking story until now I have no fucking clue, but he has a lot of subscribers so at least more people will see that Jack is a piece of shit.

 

[Marc]

I think the majority aren't even on YT anymore or forgot about his channel, or simply don't give a shit anymore.

Alternatively: Many of Jack's subscribers have been killed by his recipes, rather than maimed as he has been.