Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[janny state defector]

At risk of embarrassing myself, I gotta admit I can relate to this exact look of horror and confusion on Ian's face here.
It's a look that says, "Dear god who is this crazy person I've decided to stick my dick into? What the fuck have I done?"

This is still his own fault though so I don't feel bad for him LMAO

 

[DumbDude43]

>tfw your wife is giving the internet more reasons to make fun of you and you have no way to stop her
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[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

>Newest podcast quick notes

• Anisa and Idubbbz go through the comments from the last episode
  • they're on their 19th episode and idubbbz realizes that someone made a groomer joke in the comments on the 18th ep. "sorry we thought you were cringe, we get the joke now"
  • Anisa brings up someone said she sounds like grimes and somehow segways into "it's SOOO hard for me to feminine, I've tried SO HARD for SO many years" NLOG already 5 mins into the podcast
    • Anisa has a pattern of behavior where she gets a huge ego boost when someone compares her to a celebrity.(Ellen page, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez etc)
      • idk how Anisa doesn't realize it's not a compliment when all people say about you is that you remind them of someone else. It means you have no redeeming or unique qualities.
  • Anisa takes this moment to bring up a INCEL H8ER from 5 years ago talking about HER MOUTH and TEETH!!
    • idubbbz: 'I-I like your mouth "
    • The irony of Anisa bringing this up for the nth time. iirc the video was a response to her reactionary video and the guy was critiquing how she fell for fake incel bait. The mouth/teeth thing was a 10sec bit out of a 10min video.
• They immediately plug in their Patreon and try to entice viewers that they're "SO MUCH COOLER AND CANDID THERE, PLS PAY US"
  • Apparently they talked about their ongoing lawsuit and what's happening with that. This sounds creator clash related but I'm not going to pay for that shit.
• Tabogoning/sleds- Anisa plays the IM CANADIAN WHAT IS THIS CARD
• Idubbbz goes on his phone mid podcast because Max sent him a picture of his dog Susan. (I guess they're on okay terms)
• Dane says he finds confidently saying wrong things is funny.
  • Which is why Dane thinks Anisa is VERY FUNNY
  • for example: Anisa thought the word concurrent was "CONGRUENT"
• Dating Advice
  • Idubbbz somehow segways into an analogy about dating and train tracks. Gets to the point of "idc what kind of hair Anisa has: bald, long, short - i don't mind. it's not a factor in getting me off"
  • Anisa admits 4 years ago she stopped shaving. Says she only does it for onlyfans content now LMAO
  • Anisa asks Ian what he needs to get off, because she's curious (not boding well for the dead bedroom theory)
    • 1. Childing Bearing Hips
    • 2. "I like Breasts"
      • Anisa interjects: "well, he likes big, curvy women in general. And it's not like he didn't like it when I had small breasts vs large breasts, he loves me regardless etc etc blah blah speaking for him"
    • bBB-BUT none of that matters because I found love! and marriage!
    • "I've seen you[Anisa] in so many forms with/without tattoos/breasts/hair - none of that matters"
• Sex Culture
  • R word quiz - he regrets making that video, because he projected his own beliefs onto other guys
    • tl;dr he thought: im not a rapist, it's common sense not to rape, so all men dont rape (???)
  • NOT ALL MEN!!!
  • Anisa inserts ALL THE MEN SHE'S DATED were so DIFFERENT and UNIQUE (bingo sheet please)
    • Anisa talks how idubbbz was so "pro condom" compared to the other men Anisa has dated. Other men BEGGED Anisa to go raw dog.
    • Idubbbz is the first guy she fucked that cared about her consent (uhhhhh)
  • Anisa blames her internalized misogynic on other men perpetuating women as lesser. NLOGitis
  • "I WAS a pickme" -Anisa
  • Anisa brings up how this is so ingrained in culture, how parents help teach consent, boundaries, respect etc
    • I don't think she realizes she's unconsciously blaming her parents for the way she turned out on her approach to sex, love, life etc. Typical Anisa not taking responsibility for anyhting
• Horny Level 9
  • Anisa says whenever she opened porn as a teen, she felt intense disgust and shame
    • some of you spoke on it in the previous post but I don't think Anisa enjoys sex. She views it as a tool to make the other party happy. bleak and gay
    • Anisa says she can go her entire life without sex now
    • "I like sex but I have no impulse to have it"
  • idubbbz says he gets "tired boners" where he usually gets one after his bedtime after drinking a fuck ton of Monsters
  • Anisa claims she didn't have enough estrogen as a teen compared to other girls
  • She's the least horny when she's on her period
• AI Art
  • idubbbz is pro-AI
    • His reasoning: If artists don't get replaced with AI prompts, isn't it better that a robot can help speed up production?
    • Says people are emotionally charged with AI art because Artists are/will be upset with someone taking away their dream jobs
    • tl;dw he thinks it's a "TOOK ER JOBS" scenario and people are overreacting
    • I can't tell if he's just pushing devil's advocate hard. I hope someone makes idubbbz AI videos of him saying slurs that are actually funny
  • Anisa is anti-AI because of the possible fake porn that could be created
    • She says she's very gullible and will just believe the AI videos she sees
    • I HAVE OCD TENDENCIES AND IT'LL MAKE MY LIFE HARD!!!!
  • End: Anisa says she should join a pottery class or something to stay off the internet

uhhh 5/10 bleak, dead bedroom, sexless etc

 

[Clancee]

Can't reply to the previous post, but join a pottery class to stay off the internet? Isn't that what the guitar phase was for?

 

[2020chan]

• Anisa says she can go her entire life without sex now
• "I like sex but I have no impulse to have it"

OMG what amazing timing!

Anisa is anti-AI because of the possible fake porn that could be created

What, like someone could use her image to try making something people could actually get off to?
Not possible.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Anisa has a pattern of behavior where she gets a huge ego boost when someone compares her to a celebrity.(Ellen page, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez etc)

>ellen fucking Page
how the fuck can you get an ego boost when you're compared to that fucking thing

edit: I now have doubts if Ian ever fucked Anus, like holy shit why would you give away that you only shave for her shitty selfies

 

[JelloJerk]

Whaaat, new podcast already? But it's not even Tuesday for them yet!

Apparently they talked about their ongoing lawsuit and what's happening with that. This sounds creator clash related but I'm not going to pay for that shit.

This might actually be the first time they might be talking about something juicy. We have heard nothing else about this lawsuit so I assumed they dropped it.

But ah... is there a place to pirate Patreon? I know years ago there was a site, but idk if that was just for lewds.

Alternatively... it's likely iDubbbz could've spoken about it on stream recently since they seem to talk about shit they talk on the podcast on the stream because they have no other content. I haven't kept up with those at all recently. Oops.

Anisa admits 4 years ago she stopped shaving. Says she only does it for onlyfans content now LMAO

Jeeeesus

Anisa asks Ian what he needs to get off, because she's curious (not boding well for the dead bedroom theory)

• 1. Childing Bearing Hips
• 2. "I like Breasts"
  • Anisa interjects: "well, he likes big, curvy women in general. And it's not like he didn't like it when I had small breasts vs large breasts, he loves me regardless etc etc blah blah speaking for him"
• bBB-BUT none of that matters because I found love! and marriage!
• "I've seen you[Anisa] in so many forms with/without tattoos/breasts/hair - none of that matters"

Chriiiist
Could you imagine asking your s/o of nearly a decade what they're into in the bedroom?

• Anisa says she can go her entire life without sex now
• "I like sex but I have no impulse to have it"

Are they reading the thread? the timing of this is phenomenal. We're all talking about how Anisa is asexual and it's likely a dead bedroom and they come out with a whole episode fully corroborating the theory props to them for pandering to the hate-watchers.

idubbbz is pro-AI

Aren't they trying to pander to a commie-adjacent audience? Why does iDubbbz constantly argue for big corporations and automation taking away labour from the workers? What a retard.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Anisa says whenever she opened porn as a teen, she felt intense disgust and shame

• some of you spoke on it in the previous post but I don't think Anisa enjoys sex. She views it as a tool to make the other party happy. bleak and gay
• Anisa says she can go her entire life without sex now
• "I like sex but I have no impulse to have it"

You know how blue hairs on Tumblr will claim to be asexual and it's just bullshit for attention? I feel like Anisa might actually be asexual.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Anisa has a pattern of behavior where she gets a huge ego boost when someone compares her to a celebrity.(Ellen page, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez etc)

She must love us given how many times we've called her Yoko Ono.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Anisa talks how idubbbz was so "pro condom"

Probably the single good call he's ever made about Anisa.

 

[Slur Generator]

100 others have said this before but this is why she cant be sexy, even when she looks at sexy photos she cant understand what people find appealing about them so when she tries to replicate them you get the uncanny valley effect, close but so very wrong.

Even if she is willing to have sex with Ian, if she isnt in the mood its going to be terrible, like its not even worth it.
If at least she was a succubus in the bedroom I would understand a bit why Ian is such a giga simp.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

I wonder what age Anisa started watching porn, and what kind of shit she consumed.
I can't imagine it helped her pubescent brain develop in healthy way.
This might be another piece in the puzzle of "How is Anisa so incapable of being sexy", she subconsciouly asociates sex with the disgust and shame she claims to have felt when opening porn as a teen.
Pretty fascinating.

 

[skunt]

Could you imagine asking your s/o of nearly a decade what they're into in the bedroom?

Here's a different take on that quote:
Whether anisa knows or not is funny, but it might also be her trying to further shame him by putting him on the spot and asking a private question publicly.

stupid bitch, both of them.

 

[lurkin]

I was never into idubbz at all so it tickles me to see him suffer like this.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

You know how blue hairs on Tumblr will claim to be asexual and it's just bullshit for attention? I feel like Anisa might actually be asexual.

That would be hilarious given the only pursuit she sticks with is sex work

 

[DumbDude43]

You know how blue hairs on Tumblr will claim to be asexual and it's just bullshit for attention? I feel like Anisa might actually be asexual.

idk i don't think this level of "i literally never feel like having sex" stuff happens naturally
i've previously brushed off her occasional "i was sexually assaulted" talk as just another one of the many stories she tells to bait for attention, but now i wonder if maybe she really did get traumatized at a young age

 

[DeusVult]

• idubbbz says he gets "tired boners" where he usually gets one after his bedtime after drinking a fuck ton of Monsters

Nigger, what?

idubbbz is pro-AI

• His reasoning: If artists don't get replaced with AI prompts, isn't it better that a robot can help speed up production?
• Says people are emotionally charged with AI art because Artists are/will be upset with someone taking away their dream jobs
• tl;dw he thinks it's a "TOOK ER JOBS" scenario and people are overreacting

Was this retarded hot take made before or after Sora was announced? It's very easy to play devil's advocate when you are not personally affected.

 

[Active User]

But ah... is there a place to pirate Patreon? I know years ago there was a site, but idk if that was just for lewds.

Kemono.party. Someone posted it over on the Wendigoon thread a while ago to grab his deleted patreon, but it's mostly porn.

 

[JelloJerk]

Kemono.party. Someone posted it over on the Wendigoon thread a while ago to grab his deleted patreon, but it's mostly porn.

Yup, as I feared, no results. They only have one available tier and it's 5 American dollars. Not willing to shill out just yet (or ever).
They have a 2 min preview of the extra episode there and it opens with Anisa saying how Kailey (her only friend) said HER BOOBS WERE HEALING AMAAAAZINGGG GUYSSS. I'll see if I can at least figure out how to snag these previews later.

On another topic, I just noticed the camera they use for the podcast is awful wtf. It's almost looks VCR levels. You telling me YOUTUBERS with a whole ass set can't afford a decent camera?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

On another topic, I just noticed the camera they use for the podcast is awful wtf. It's almost looks VCR levels. You telling me YOUTUBERS with a whole ass set can't afford a decent camera?

"Omg I'm lowkey so happy you noticed this, thank you! Yes it does and it's supposed to look like a VCR because I've always loved analog"