Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

Maybe they couldn't afford the full-time nanny any more and had to let her go?

She wanted extra to polish the balldo

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Holy he'll! I have no clue what spurs on these spergouts, but Nick is truly exceptional!

I almost feel bad for him, until I remember it was all self-inflicted. I hope the kids are alright.

He has an entire second house that's down the street, why doesn't he just make that his studio sex dungeon instead of spending $100,000 on an extension that the kids are going to walk in on anyway?

Are those grifters still living there rent free?

As far as we know, yes. Otherwise Nick wouls sell it ans squander that cash. If he gets very hard up, he might evict them and cause more family drama.

So, Nick and Coomy's gay love affair might be over. Or at least Coomy seems to think so.

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Cap courtesy of @GPrimacado from the CG thread.

Oh, and he's live crying about the goddamn rabbit AGAIN. and trying to get in on the Nijisanji thing.

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Yeah, I was about to say...

"Look guys, he hasn't been exiled to the cuck corner. He's just building his sex dungeon."

Oh, that's SO much better.

Wait, why did Balldo and Coomalot break up??? Was this over Eric July?

This is probably driven by EVS who has taken an Anti-Vito stance. Coomalot is trying to grift that crowd and Nick the dry teat gets abandoned.

He just said he didn't shut down his Give Send Go and went to go look at it and was shocked to find out it's not there. He only put it up because people begged for it, he doesn't really care and never really cared. He thinks he got the money, or it was directly given to Ramdazza. Or maybe it was given Nick, and then Nick gave it to Ramdazza, but Nick doesn't know. He didn't realize it was shut down until just now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Holy fucking shit. On its face, absolutely retarded. Consider how often he lies.

*Snort*

Yeah, I believe none of that. NONE.

He took that shit down because it completely stalled out and served as a monument to his present ineptitude.

Lie. At about the first time it was discussed in this thread, someone superchatted him about it, and he said he would look into it.

That incident, combined with the lapsing of his law license or LLC, was the confirmation that A: Nick reads his thread obsessively, B: That he has people who keep apprised, or C: Someone ITT here is doing harm shite to mess with him, when it is more hilarious if his registration is lapsed for 6-9 months before he fixes it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This is probably driven by EVS who has taken an Anti-Vito stance.

When did that happen? EVS teamed up with Vito to destroy Eric July for exposing him as a lazy grifter.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

When did that happen? EVS teamed up with Vito to destroy Eric July for exposing him as a lazy grifter.

Think he got uncomfy with the pedo angle

 

[WelperHelper99]

Lie. At about the first time it was discussed in this thread, someone superchatted him about it, and he said he would look into it.

That incident, combined with the lapsing of his law license or LLC, was the confirmation that A: Nick reads his thread obsessively, B: That he has people who keep apprised, or C: Someone ITT here is doing harm shite to mess with him, when it is more hilarious if his registration is lapsed for 6-9 months before he fixes it

It's crazy to me he would let his law license lapse. Probably took a long time to get. Probably would be more productive rn. But that would take away from drinking. Whiskey, not even once. Turns you into this train wreck.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

When Nick wakes up he will still be so drunk if he watches any of this back he won’t be able to process how bad it is.

If he starts drinking again on waking, as it’s been reported he is a man of the liquid breakfast persuasion, he might never have a moment of clarity to see how shocking these clips are from the outside. He will definitely start drinking immediately, because I feel sick just watching imagining the hangover coming waking up after that.

No-one can tell Nick anything, so any criticism, concern, worry will be blocked out by another drink.

It‘s really fucking funny though.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Yeah no shit. Nick is an absolute garbage human. Try as I might, I can’t think of even one redeeming quality he possesses. I mean I guess he exhales carbon dioxide necessary to plant life, but that’s not really a character asset.

I feel for Metokur tearing into Nick the other day. If Nick had one quality and skill, it's that he was great at pretending to be a conservative Christian who emphasized fatherhood and being a good husband. I think the biggest thing blocking Nick from a redemption arc is that unlike your usual addict musician/actor/whatever or even televangelist fuckup, Nick put his entire life for us to see. And despite the name of his show, his show is clearly about his life and struggle with people like Eric July, Null, and John Son of Hokens.

It's crazy to me he would let his law license lapse. Probably took a long time to get. Probably would be more productive rn. But that would take away from drinking. Whiskey, not even once. Turns you into this train wreck.

His law loicence is still good, it's his LLC which is dead. About a year ago he reluctantly listened to Kiwi-Daddy and did his Minnesota-required continued legal education credits.

 

[northstar747]

Nick need to evolve and become a gay magical girl v tubber!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

When did that happen? EVS teamed up with Vito to destroy Eric July for exposing him as a lazy grifter.

Yeah this is news to me. I've been reading the comicsgate thread and it's never mentioned there.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I feel for Metokur tearing into Nick the other day. If Nick had one quality and skill, it's that he was great at pretending to be a conservative Christian who emphasized fatherhood and being a good husband. I think the biggest thing blocking Nick from a redemption arc is that unlike your usual addict musician/actor/whatever or even televangelist fuckup, Nick put his entire life for us to see. And despite the name of his show, his show is clearly about his life and struggle with people like Eric July, Null, and John Son of Hokens.

I'm replying to both because you wrote some good shit homie. Nick putting his life on the big screen is probably making him feel he needs to double down. His ego is too big for him to admit he has issues.

His law loicence is still good, it's his LLC which is dead. About a year ago he reluctantly listened to Kiwi-Daddy and did his Minnesota-required continued legal education credits.

Ah. Well, that still isn't good. You can't do anything with the licence if you don't have a buisness to practice with. His life is crumbling man.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

 

[LimeRikki]

Nick has lost weight because he's on a liquid diet of whiskey and bull semen.

Below the spoiler I've done some bull cum math to estimate Sippy Nicky's daily splooge intake. All numbers are approxomated from quick searches or pulled from Our Wife's ass.

Spoiler: Doritos to semen caloric conversion

1 bag of vending machine Doritos is 260 calories ( Not doing snackpack size because a full bag is funnier)

1 ejaculation is about 1 teaspoon of semen and is 5-20 cal. We're gonna say twenty calories because Kayla wouldn't settle for weak 5 calorie shooting bull.

260/20=13

Nick is swallowing ~thirteen loads a day on top of his whiskey intake to maintain his current manorexic figure.

The real question is, are all loads coming from the same bull or is there a rotating lineup daily?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is probably driven by EVS who has taken an Anti-Vito stance.

It only took him a few years. I guess Vito’s degeneracy got to be too well known for EVS to keep ignoring it. What an upstanding guy.

ETA: We’ve been corrected, EVS is still pro-Vito and pro-pedo.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

When did that happen? EVS teamed up with Vito to destroy Eric July for exposing him as a lazy grifter.

Yeah this is news to me. I've been reading the comicsgate thread and it's never mentioned there.

Apologies. I looked for what I thought I remembered, and I cannot find it. I thought there was an EVS rift with someone Nick was close to, but I cannot find it. I try to post accurate information, but I posted without checking this one. Appreciate the correction!

Maybe EVS is just ditching Nick for being worthless at this point...?

It's crazy to me he would let his law license lapse. Probably took a long time to get. Probably would be more productive rn. But that would take away from drinking. Whiskey, not even once. Turns you into this train wreck.

His law loicence is still good, it's his LLC which is dead. About a year ago he reluctantly listened to Kiwi-Daddy and did his Minnesota-required continued legal education credits.

This is what I get for phone-posting: it was his LLC, or legal education classes, or his dues of some sort that was about due. I need more sleep.

What I was trying to say is that things mentioned ITT make their way to Nick who addresses it silently. This is why I have stopped posting 'Nick should do X' type of posts related to his show.

What Nick needs is therapy, disconnect from the internet, and rehab.

When Nick wakes up he will still be so drunk if he watches any of this back he won’t be able to process how bad it is.

If he starts drinking again on waking, as it’s been reported he is a man of the liquid breakfast persuasion, he might never have a moment of clarity to see how shocking these clips are from the outside. He will definitely start drinking immediately, because I feel sick just watching imagining the hangover coming waking up after that.

No-one can tell Nick anything, so any criticism, concern, worry will be blocked out by another drink.

It‘s really fucking funny though.

Incoming MAN-dy apology 2.0 incoming? It seems his wife may have shamed him into that. He had a similar 'apology' for Faran's drunkstream where he pulled down some of the video archives for it, but then did jot take down the others when she asked... It was weird.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It only took him a few years. I guess Vito’s degeneracy got to be too well known for EVS to keep ignoring it. What an upstanding guy.

EVS is still a big Vito fan, that poster is mistaken.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I almost feel bad for him, until I remember it was all self-inflicted. I hope the kids are alright.

Now I have this concept for a Nick montage.

Clayderman’s “Marriage of Love” is playing as clips show Nick’s rapid drug induced aging through highlights. He’s laughing during weeb wars, sort of chuckle-sneering while pressing rittenhouse about balldos, and working it’s way to last night

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Maybe EVS is just ditching Nick for being worthless at this point...?

Yes. Remember that EVS bailed on Nick's stream cause he wouldn't shut the fuck up about american beauty when all he wanted was a tag team of shitting on eric july. Later in his own streams he admitted as much and also in other streams also noted that nick looked sick and vaguely talked about his alcoholism.

 

[WelperHelper99]

This is what I get for phone-posting: it was his LLC, or legal education classes, or his dues of some sort that was about due. I need more sleep.

It's all good man

What I was trying to say is that things mentioned ITT make their way to Nick who addresses it silently. This is why I have stopped posting 'Nick should do X' type of posts related to his show.

What Nick needs is therapy, disconnect from the internet, and rehab.

Nick needs to detox. No alcohol for a year, not even the weakest can of beer a lightweight wouldn't have a problem with. Most of all he needs to put his energy into his work and kids. He'll feel way happier having a purpose.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Coomalot just got swatted allegedly. I’ll edit with the video in a sec.

Edit; He was coping and sneeding about his terrible Daytona performance when it happened. He heard what sounded like an air horn and then said there was a fire truck in his driveway.

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He has the same head shape as Fatrick Tomlinson.

 

[Pedophobe]

Ah. Well, that still isn't good. You can't do anything with the licence if you don't have a buisness to practice with. His life is crumbling man.

I'm pretty sure you don't need an LLC to practise but you'll be severely disadvantaged on taxes and trusts and other $$$ accounting shit without one. Which is moot because we all know he's never going to practise law again anyway.