Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 122 36.5%

  • Total voters
    334
don't get too enamored with any of these online personalities.
its also a bit odd how many "beloved" personalities were fake. Nick, Dick, Idubbz. it honestly seems like the most successful people online are people saying opinions they clearly don't believe. A real version of the trad dad nick pretended to be would have never been as "on point" with his opinions or as willing to abandon his 5 kids and wife and law career to pander to weirdos online.

I've noticed in general that part of being successful is crafting a persona that isn't an exact match to you but instead what people want when they look at you. Nick obviously could have been as sexual and offputting way back during the start of weebwars or even the lolsuit, in fact we should ask ourselves why he wasn't that way. But for some reason he wasn't. Dick Masterson could have been siding with the pedos and talking about juju the cow or his hatred of places like kiwifarms way back in 2016 but again he didn't and we need to ask ourselves why that is

The same way most people in the know mock the plebs for believing Taylor "loves british man children Swift and Travis "wigger personified" Kelce are in a real relationship. people need to examine their biases and truely ask themselves if what they're really being fed isn't complete bullshit meant to satisfy us as part of a grift. Dick's biggest thorns were always there same with Nick, its not like Nick's college underwear parties happened last year, those were always stories he could have told. Same with him being a trust fund kid or a drunkard.

As you said we need to be careful to "not put our life in the hands Of an eceleb Who'll throw it all away"
 
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Imagine being this owned by an anime rabbit.
His cope seems to be that Pippa only distanced themselves from him because Phase Connect commanded her too, and they'd otherwise be bosom buddies. As if she completely lacks agency. Claims he's got messages that would prove it. I think he's jumping on the Nijisanji thing because it would bolster his cope these management agencies are controlling and that he was cockblocked by them.


Clip courtesy of @GPrimacado.

It seems kinda obsessive and stalkerish at points.

In the end, he should just drop the whole thing. As the old saying goes "she's just not that into you, dude."

I know this is the Rekieta thread, but we don't really have a Coomy thread. Maybe we should though. He's definitely working towards one with all his cringe lately.

Also, it still weirds me out that I feel like I have to take the side of a vtuber here.
 
His cope seems to be that Pippa only distanced themselves from him because Phase Connect commanded her too, and they'd otherwise be bosom buddies. As if she completely lacks agency. Claims he's got messages that would prove it. I think he's jumping on the Nijisanji thing because it would bolster his cope these management agencies are controlling and that he was cockblocked by them.
This creepy weirdo needs a restraining order. She's obviously not interested in his weird bullshit. He needs to fuck off.
 
Nick is 11 minutes late and counting. He must be adjusting his piss filter.

This creepy weirdo needs a restraining order. She's obviously not interested in his weird bullshit. He needs to fuck off.
He seems to be trying to turn it into an Eric July thing where he tries to force a one-sided feud for attention and no other reason.

Wait, why did Balldo and Coomalot break up??? Was this over Eric July?
If real, it's probably because Nick has become embarrassing to be associated with and he saw EVS distancing himself.
 
I know this is the Rekieta thread, but we don't really have a Coomy thread. Maybe we should though. He's definitely working towards one with all his cringe lately.

Also, it still weirds me out that I feel like I have to take the side of a vtuber here.
Let him crash the cyberfrog car first. Make a great #1 post.
 
So, Nick and Coomy's gay love affair might be over. Or at least Coomy seems to think so.

AFAIK, the last time Camelot was on Nick's channel was when Nick was extremely drunk at the end of December and he hasn't been on since.
Sounds like someone got the dreaded shower call and was wished a million dollars. If only he had been able to understand social cues.
 
If real, it's probably because Nick has become embarrassing to be associated with and he saw EVS distancing himself.
Damn, someone like Coomalot being embarrassed to be around Nick speaks volumes. It has to be something to it other than that...
 
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Classic CGoody
 
Over a half hour late with no explanation.

A few more minutes and he finally gives an explanation:

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I think he might actually be fucking with the piss filter. :story:

If he's going to do the Ralph thing and have a lobby open forever he should play songs in the meantime like Ralph does.

Classic CGoody
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Incorrect. The payments go in the other direction. CGoody has sent, at minimum, a little under $4,000 in super chats and is one of the top super chatters to Nick of all time. (Not as much as MANdy though.)
 
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"Guns and trump" His two favorite most passionate topics that are bound to bring in the viewers. I guess he's ignoring all the big stories that other lawyers are covering in favor of being as boring as possible. Here's hoping he becomes unhinged at someone in chat and has a few drinks.
this is like the Reverse Trump Derangement Syndrome
 
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By the way, are there any content-makers out there covering Nick Rickieta that can give rundown on whether anything he says is in any way correct?
No offense, but who is fact-checking this guy?
After all, he is just a streamer and not a lawyer, right?
Is there any reason at all anyone should trust what he says?
For all anyone knows, if this guy was an actual lawyer, he could be, like, an F-tier one that just talks out of his ass and would lose any case he got involved in...

I can give you a couple reasons why you shouldn't trust a thing he says.

Victor Mignogna v. Funimation Productions, LLC, et al. (2019)

Steve Quest vs. Nicholas Robert Rekieta & Rekieta Law, LLC (2023)

He got himself sued for defamation and ended up costing Vic Lasagna close to half a million dollars due to negligent referral of council.
 
Which will now prevent him from grifting off the current VTuber legal drama, whatever the fuck that is, which Legal Mindset has garnered wild success from.
Yeah, I'm not even following this Nijisanji thing, because I think it's dumb. Something about them treating one of their talents like trash.

But I understand a lot of people ARE interested in it. You can't really argue with Andrew's view numbers. Lot of weirdos in the world.

Just because I don't like something...

After all, plenty of people thought Weeb Wars was dumb, and I followed it closely, so I can't really say shit.

I need the drugs Cory is smoking.

WHAT MONEY?!

LOL. The secret is out, dummy. Even Metokur knows about it based on what he said on the KC. @Potatoherder has been meticulously been tracking his superchat numbers, and they've only been going in one direction: Down.

If he's going to do the Ralph thing he should just play songs in the meantime.
Tucker Carlson clips.
 
Coomalot just got swatted allegedly. I’ll edit with the video in a sec.

Edit; He was coping and sneeding about his terrible Daytona performance when it happened. He heard what sounded like an air horn and then said there was a fire truck in his driveway.

 
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BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA HAS REMOVED THE PISS FILTER!

He must have given up trying to hide the yellow bruise which is very visible now.

Pictured as he sensually licks his bottle:

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This is what his stream looked like for his final two streams last week:

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Nick (after being muted) starts his show by whining about how he wishes he had cancelled tonight's show.

He says that he might not be able to cover trials because of the recent "upheaval" which he does not want to talk about, but the way he does sounds a lot like the nanny quitting.
 
I haven't followed Nick super closely lately, just kind of glancing at this thread for what amounts to a stop-motion animation of a trash fire. Was there a threshold for him to give up on the $20 super chat instant-read thing? He couldn't have waited for that $0 stream to finally relent, right?
 
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