Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I can't even imagine what alimony and child-support would look like for five kids. More than half of every superchat going to the ex to maintain the lifestyle she's "grown accustomed to."


That is also when I completely tuned out.

Imagine him and the gunt splitting a 2 bedroom apartment taking turns sharing the webcam.

 

[not william stenchever]

It would truly be hilarious and weird if Nick is getting divorced because the nanny walked in on Rackets getting his ass reamed out by the Steel Toe guy and the sheer humiliation that Kayla felt in that moment broke through her pill haze and made her ask "Is this what my life has become?"

 

[Truly Rural]

This dude tumbled into bed next to our sleeping wife smelling like wiskey soaked rag mumbling about Josh's suicide and there are no problems in their marriage.

 

[Harambe]

I'm sorry but what the fuck is this thumbprint mark he has on his forehead today? Maybe the theory of him just stumbling into shit like a full drunk retard were correct after all. Also Jesus Christ it looks like the man hasn't slept all month. The stress must really be getting to him hard.
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He's a drunk his skin is gonna look like shit and have weird uneven blotches
everyone's making a mountain out of a molehill this is just normal for alcoholics as they hit the gas to the wetbrained, epileptic, shaky, bruised up, pathetic, slurring, incoherent messes. It's perfectly normal when you are fucking crashing the plane into the mountain
nick get help

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

I can't even imagine what alimony and child-support would look like for five kids. More than half of every superchat going to the ex to maintain the lifestyle she's "grown accustomed to."

It’s going to look like alcohol poisoning for Nick

 

[Captain Manning]

Looks like I missed a doozy last night after I went to bed. This might be the most unhinged yet based on the clips I've seen.

I am not really sure what happened on KF since Nick last stream which would cause him to melt down like this.

I don't think it was anything the Farms specifically said recently. It seems a bit late to do so based on your MANdy post, for example.

I just think his life is in the shitter and he's lashing out at everybody on and off the Farms. He's been shedding goodwill like mad. He's straight up lost Sean and Andrew. EVS seems to have distanced himself. Even Coomy seems to be running from him. He seems to hope a terminally ill man (Jim) dies. Etc.

Like I've often said, he's seems incapable of taking responsibility for his own actions. I don't think he wants to accept he got to the place he is now because of his own poor life decisions.

Also, it goes without saying that nothing screams "I don't care what the Farms thinks" while drunkenly ranting about how you don't care what the Farms thinks. This is a return to form from the early days of this that Elissa documented in some of her earlist post-Rekieta cow transformation clips. I don't care, now let me tell you how much I don't care. That sort of thing.

Anybody know whether, in the midst of all this, he actually talked about Trump and guns? Or was it just this insanity?

 

[Pedophobe]

WHO must commit suicide?

 

[zimzam88]

Imagine him and the gunt splitting a 2 bedroom apartment taking turns sharing the webcam.

He needs to just pile all of his whiskey into the balldomobile and take it down to mexico and live with Gunt. They could team up and do a mexican Kino Casino where they live together and stream together everyday as drunk and pilled up as possible.

 

[CHARizard]

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GOD DAMN You look like shit bro!
This is what you drank everything away for? Fuck it looks like you're trying to beat ralph to the grave. Why don't you grow tf up rackets?

BingAI make me a webcam collage of a middle aged alchoholic livestreamer. White male, brown hair, gaunt eyes, philadelphia bruises on face, looks like he hasnt slept in days.

 

[Space Pope]

Anybody know whether, in the midst of all this, he actually talked about Trump and guns? Or was it just this insanity?

Once his wife or the grandparents report to the local sheriff his scary behavior that's a threat to himself and others, he will have plenty to talk about regarding guns and the red flag law that just took effect on January 1st in Minnesota.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Seeing Nick's skeletal deathly visage reminded me of the novel The Brethren by John Grisham. Short synopsis: three former judges locked up in a minimum-security federal prison run a scam to deceive and blackmail closeted gay men.

One of the supporting characters is the judges' lawyer, Trevor Carson, who acts as their assistant - he carries letters to and from prison and hires PIs to track some potential targets for blackmail. In exchange he pockets one third of the blackmail money.

In the novel, Trevor is presented as an utter failure: he's an alcoholic, he has almost no clients, he doesn't have a family, friends, hobbies, iirc he's also addicted to gambling. Him being killed by the CIA as part of a larger plot almost seems like a blessing.

Yet even this wretched human being is better and more sympathetic than Nick. Consider the following:
1) If I remember correctly Trevor doesn't have any embarrassing fetishes - he's not into swinging, homosexuality, cuckolding, odd sexual toys or any of that shit.
2) He actually manages to outwit and escape the freaking CIA who have him under constant surveillance - for a time. He eventually gets killed by them in the Bahamas.
3) Despite being bad at it, he IS a practicing lawyer who does have SOME clients (even if very few low paying ones). Additionally, at no point in the book does he allow his lawyer license to lapse.

Back when I first read this novel I thought that this character was patently unbelievable - "surely a lawyer would be better put together and couldn't be such a giant failure?". Now I realize the horrible truth.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think it was anything the Farms specifically said recently. It seems a bit late to do so based on your MANdy post, for example.

Remember, though, he's totally not mad and has no ill will about anything he seethes about for hours in a completely unhinged manner while visibly losing his mind.

 

[Kurohige]

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Holy shit that photo is unreal, he's unironically become a living caricature of himself. the ai generated ones look tame by comparison...

The man is animorphing into Ralph and becoming more Rasputin-looking by the day without the gigaschlong he wishes he had.

Le "Trump and Guns" show last night just shows the state of affairs. His channel isn't going to crawl into 2025 unless the former guy loses again, and he can successfully grift the Boomers again (while surepititously telling them to fuck off for being retarded and unrealistic).

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

You've brought this on yourself, Nick. Keep chugging yourself in alcohol and keep blaming everyone else for the shit you've caused. I'm sure this will improve your miserable condition, if you don't die from cirrhosis first.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

My oh my, how the mighty have fallen.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Man, I think this will make me stop drinking in general. It’s time to pick up some good habits.

Thanks, Rekeita. Your downfall will serve as a warning to everyone else.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

You walk away for twelve hours, and holy moly…

I would definitely rank this as Nick’s Pillstream moment. Only thing that’s missing is telling his kids to go walk or take an Uber to the doctor. To echo @John Andrews Stan above, I really hope he’s just shitting on us and not taking it out on them. Difference between Ralph and Nick, is that Ralph livestreams every second of his life, but we don’t know what’s going on outside of the cuck shed.

I’m genuinely sad. I want to point and laugh at a guy I was once a huge fan of, but I should go pray for him instead. Sincerely. No wishing a million dollars. There’s children involved.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Man, I think this will make me stop drinking in general. It’s time to pick up some good habits.

Thanks, Rekeita. Your downfall will serve as a warning to everyone else.

I'm reminded of one of those Despair posters that were a popular parody of the motivational ones in offices for a while there.

"MISTAKES - It could be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others"

 

[keytar]

Fucking hell, I've met 60-year-old bottle-of-whisky-a-day alkies who look and sound better than this. Nick doesn't have the Ralphamale's resilient white trash genes, he is going to fucking die.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Elissa's got her work cut out for her. There's so much shit just from last night.