Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

This faggot duck made like 30 videos on Jack and just now finds this out?

I'm sure he knew but didn't give enough of a shit to post about it. August's videos on Fatty get near or over a million views and he said in the middle of last year he didn't want to farm Fatty for clicks anymore because he's obviously a mushbrain(and he thinks it's because of the recent stroke or whatever). I can see not wanting to feature a cripple on your youtube channel on a regular basis.

BUT... he's also been unable to regularly break 500k views a video recently, and the last video he did on Fatty being a crippled retard didn't make 500k so at this point might as well go all in on Fatty being a shitbag to get those clicks again. Notice he left out the napalm palestine part, because he doesn't want to get his video de-monetized. He doesn't give a shit about Fatty beyond getting his own youtube metrics up.

 

[atoi]

He doesn't give a shit about Fatty beyond getting his own youtube metrics up.

Fagust is one of the few YouTubers that seems to refuse to read the comments. Or at least acknowledge them. I noticed this after the stroke, one of his videos he said something like "Well, Jack hasn't uploaded in a while, not sure where he's at" despite his comment section being filled with "Jack is in the hospital, he just had a stroke." He posted about the choke video on Twitter and got people calling out the same thing:


I think you might be right that he just doesn't give a fuck and does this on purpose, but considering what a pretentious faggot he is, he comes off as one of those people who jerks off while sniffing his own farts. So, I wouldn't be shocked if he's just too good to engage with comments from the dirty viewers.

Also, I wish he'd drop that fake mid-Atlantic accent he puts on, he's just a faggot from Arkansas.

 

[AnOminous]

Fagust is one of the few YouTubers that seems to refuse to read the comments.

Just seriously fuck this guy entirely. He is the worst and most useless Jack commenters. Nothing he says is remotely informative and often he's just plain wrong.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Serendipity right here in this thread. Not sure which one I hate more.

 

[curbside2]

Just seriously fuck this guy entirely. He is the worst and most useless Jack commenters. Nothing he says is remotely informative and often he's just plain wrong.

He plays ignorant for plausible deniability. At his age bracket and extremely online status he is absolutely aware of the farms.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack didn't even understand Rob's joke.
Rob is implying that the user engagement is spiking Jack's BP, and Jack thinks he means that he isn't checking his blood pressure at all.

Jack has always used spices on meat like frosting on a cake.

The Hope story is so sad. She wants to go inside because she is cold, but then she sees the fat beast and decides that the cold isn't so bad.
The picture shows both dogs being alert, as if they feel threatened.

Same stance even, ready to bolt in either direction if the fatty comes outside.

August the Shmuck keeps saying he won't do Jack content anymore. Fucking pathetic.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hey dipshit, Hope is doing that because she wants you to play with her, or do anything else than being a fat blob that sits and watches Blue's clues all day.

Ironic that after all that practice watching Blue's Clues, Jack can't figure out what a real-life dog is hinting at. And Hope is only pointing out one item.

 

[a terminal posture]

Duck's video is bringing a flood of angry comments to his videos; gonna be a rough morning for Jack:

Spoiler: Youtube Comments

 

[densedance]

Duck's video is bringing a flood of angry comments to his videos; gonna be a rough morning for Jack:

Spoiler: Youtube Comments

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[rubytintedchix]

Better late than never. I’m slowly catching up on the thread once again.

Spoiler: Jack’s numbers

2/20/24 Grill Update

Spoiler: Too Many Grills

Name	Type	Year	Kitchen Era
Santa Maria BBQ	Charcoal	2010	Green Cali Kitchen
Amana AM30LP-P	Gas	2012	Green Cali Kitchen
Weber Genesis 330	Gas	2013	Green Cali Kitchen
Traeger Texas Grill	Smoker	2014	Tennessee Kitchen
Portable Traeger Grill	Smoker	2015	Tennessee Kitchen
Orion Cooker	Convection/Steam/Smoke	2015	Tennessee Kitchen
Grilla Grills Silverbac	Smoker	2016	Tennessee Kitchen
Char-Grillers AKORN Kamado	Charcoal	2017	Tennessee Kitchen
Vision Grill Kamado	Charcoal	2017	Tennessee Kitchen
Char-Grillers Texas Trio	Gas & Charcoal	2018	Tennessee Kitchen
Member's Mark Kettle Grill	Charcoal	2018	Tennessee Kitchen
Weber Master Touch Kettle Grill	Charcoal	2018	Tennessee Kitchen
George Foreman Indoor/Outdoor Grill	Electric	2018	Tennessee Kitchen
Z Grills (no model specifed)	Smoker	2018	Tennessee Kitchen
Masterbuilt Electric Smoker Sam's Club Exclusive	Electric Smoker	2019	Tennessee Kitchen
Pit Boss Copperhead 5 Series	Smoker	2019	Tennessee Kitchen
Blackstone Griddle w/ stand	Gas Griddle	2019	Tennessee Kitchen
Camp Chef Woodwind Smoker	Smoker	2020	Tennessee Kitchen
Campfire Grill - MMM USA	Campfire Grill	2021	Tennessee Kitchen
Asmoke Portable Smoker Review - FATHER'S DAY GIFT	Smoker	2021	Tennessee Kitchen
ZGrill Smoker Blind Box (ZPG-550C Model)	Smoker	2021	Tennessee Kitchen
Orion Bullet Smoker	Smoker	2022	Tennessee Kitchen
London Sunshine 13" Kamodo BBQ Grill	Charcoal Grill	2022	Tennessee Kitchen
Monument 6 Burner Grill With Clearview Window	Gas Grill	2022	Tennessee Kitchen
Brisk It Origin-580 Smart Grill	Smoker	2023	Thomas Ct
Thor Kitchen Portable Stainless Steel BBQ Grill	Gas Grill	2024	Thomas Ct

I haven’t watched the August the Duck video yet, but as a veteran of 14+ copyright strikes from Jack, prepare for an incoming war, August. He WILL strike that video and if he doesn’t the Coffee Talk podcast owner will. That video has been uploaded several times if my memory serves correctly.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

He WILL strike that video and if he doesn’t the Coffee Talk podcast owner will.

I almost want him to, my contempt for zoomer commentary youtubers supersedes my contempt for Jack.

 

[atoi]

The "LIAR LIAR" livestream has some good ones too:

 

[VenomPlug]

Of course the idea of selling a single nugget triggers fatty. Ignore how it's Switzerland BIG BOI NEEDS HIS BIG NUGGUS OK MOM? We just know each time he visits McTrash he devours at least 40.

 

[Pig Cups]

Walking with Jack

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I DON'T LIKE THIS THING.

It's incredible how a cheap 3D model can have more soy than all of East Asia.

The perspective bothers me more than the soyface. It literally looks like the view angle from a POV blowjob video. All that’s missing is the glistening black schlong hovering over the bottom-right of the picture, with the bitmoji lovingly gazing at it from below.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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More retarded merch nobody except Jack and his family members will buy.



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Ladies and Gents, Jack did it again. He made yet another video talking about his time in grocery stores judging people. While he is sitting there in his motorized scooter with a thread of drool stretching from his mouth to his protuberant belly down bellow, Jack feels down that clueless shoppers are tearing their bodies apart eating SHUGAR and popcorn.

 

[p1138]

Fatty seems to have gotten angy again about something he likely saw in tiktok and doesn't understand

Also seems to have started himself a new FB group chat so he can have his special safe space and not constantly have people calling out his carnivore larp "WE ARE NOT ARGUING"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Ladies and Gents, Jack did it again. He made yet another video talking about his time in grocery stores judging people. While he is sitting there in his motorized scooter with a thread of drool stretching from his mouth to his protuberant belly down bellow, Jack feels down that clueless shoppers are tearing their bodies apart eating SHUGAR and popcorn.

Of course Fatty has to tell us he doesn't care. That's a classic sign that he does. Somebody who truly doesn't care wouldn't bother even trying to explain it, say it time after time or make a video where he spergs about it for a minute. Also this faggot can't judge others for what they eat when he's been eating like shit his entire life. The difference is people with normal weights with good health can get away with eating junk food. He can't and it chaps his ass that SHUGUR is no longer something he's allowed to eat. At least on camera. You know he's still sneaking it from time to time. And anybody who says they don't feel they're missing out after 6 weeks on a diet is lying.

Also you can see how pissed he is that Paul is doing better on it than he is. And of course. Paul is probably actually following the diet unlike fatty who's still eating carbs because he's "leaning carnivore" and won't admit it.

I'm betting most of those are bots. Jack's videos for the most part get maybe a few thousand views, the exceptions being his more infamous ones that other YouTubers cover.

He was a lot more popular when he started when he had some life in him, seemed like an upbeat guy then time, his shitty diet and the comments on Youtube started catching up to him and he's just a shell of his former self now.

Walking with Jack

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It's always about him. He needs to describe every step when the dog wants in.

The truth is, Hope wants Fatty to come outside and exercise a bit instead of being a fat lump eating chunks of meat.

Also, I wish he'd drop that fake mid-Atlantic accent he puts on, he's just a faggot from Arkansas.

That's not really a mid-Atlantic accent. If anything it's an attempt at a Midwest "TV News" accent.

 

[ddlloo]

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Carnivore TRUTH
Actually laughed out loud

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Jack is now arguing with people about his Chineseses hacker post

 

[fag0rz]

Fatfuck will get wound up over his internet troles until he strokes out again. Seems perfectly fitting.