Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I'mThePatMan!]

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Behold, live feed of Fatrick's tweets. It might feel a little repetitive.

The fact it is unironically hard/impossible to tell how long the loop lasts is just... lynchian.

To see the world through Patrick's eyes -just for 10 seconds - would be either a hellish or a heavenly experience: which one just depends on the real level of self-awareness Patrick secretly holds; how much he actually believes his BS.

One way or another, it would undoubtedly be a life-altering event.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Fatrick should be glad that they're not looking into his pepperoni business or else he'll be guaranteed to be enemy of the state.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

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Behold, live feed of Fatrick's tweets. It might feel a little repetitive.

It really doesn't get old. You'd think that seeing him furiously telling people to enjoy prison would get less funny after it's happened 100 times, but it just doesn't.

 

[Summer of George]

I genuinely hope patposting and lingo spreads to the greater Internet as a whole so that instead of the usual insults or sarcastic comebacks, everyone calls everyone a little baby child or tells them to enjoy prison.

It is already too late. It has already begun, stalker. Enjoy persimmons.


ETA:

Is that black bitch saying that King, who claims he’s hired by “multi-million dollar companies” to tell them what to do, is a Lyft driver and deadbeat dad?

I’m suddenly interested in Milwaukee politics. Let’s hope Pat doesn’t do to this Dr. King what he did to his namesake.

She also appears to level accusations such as drug addiction, rape, doctoring photos/video of her (lol), and falsifying official paperwork. Her cute nickname for her opponent is "D. LYING KING", which I just said out loud, and... oh, heh, heh, that's actually pretty good.

Spoiler: an official, undoctored photo she tweeted out lmao. I actually really like this bitch, I hope she wins

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok we finally have an estimated time in the enjoyable prison all of us face for the crime of porcine persecution.


EDIT: Holy moly we got us a prime WHY US.pig literally moments before I posted this

 

[grey area]

Like fuck he should have apologised.

Imagine calling yourself a comedian who is lucky enough to get ribbed on by Norm Macdonald and then thinking it's something he should apologise for. Only this fucking guy.

 

[Judge Holden]

It really doesn't get old. You'd think that seeing him furiously telling people to enjoy prison would get less funny after it's happened 100 times, but it just doesn't.

I posit that every patposter as a child thought this scene was one of the funniest moments in the Simpsons they ever saw

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

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[FinnSven]

The fact is unironically hard/impossible to tell how long the loop lasts is just... lynchian.

To see the world through Patrick's eyes -just for 10 seconds - would be either be a hellish or a heavenly experience: which one just depends on the real level of self-awareness Patrick secretively holds; how much he actually believes his BS.

One way or another, it would undoubtedly be a life-altering event.

Fatrick’s life almost could be a Lynch directed and co-penned TV series.

Franz Kafka and Bill Burroughs would be the co-authors, with the Coen brothers producing and consulting on the scripts.

Fatrick should have been played by Marlon Brando in his overweight period, but now I don’t think there is a living actor who could really capture the delusional arrogance of Fatrick quite right.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

It really doesn't get old. You'd think that seeing him furiously telling people to enjoy prison would get less funny after it's happened 100 times, but it just doesn't.

It's the breaks in the repetition for me. Like it'll be a neverending storm of "enjoy prison stalker"-ing, and then out of nowhere he's admitting he doesn't wear underwear, or telling the Pests that they aren't his toilet or little brother or hornets or ghosts.

In the eternal repetitive song that is Pat's Twitter timeline, those moments are the guitar solos.

 

[AnOminous]

Fatrick’s life almost could be a Lynch directed and co-penned TV series.

Franz Kafka and Bill Burroughs would be the co-authors, with the Coen brothers producing and consulting on the scripts.

Fatrick should have been played by Marlon Brando in his overweight period, but now I don’t think there is a living actor who could really capture the delusional arrogance of Fatrick quite right.

D'Onofrio could probably pull it off.

Also if anyone is wondering about Pat's chances at next cow of the year award, this is what Nick Rekieta currently looks like, as of last night:


Seething about the Farms, utterly unhinged, looking barely alive, losing his mind on stream, staring at things that aren't even there. He might only be eligible for "Put Out to Pasture" this year, so Pat has a solid chance.

 

[MilkThePig]

This is real btw...

 

[Dean Pentel]

Look, when it comes to Joshuas I'm with the spongemonkeys. "We like the moon 'cause it is close to us." Accept no substitutes.

Do us oldfags that understand that reference have to go to regular prison? Or do we get a special elderly prison?

Fuck, sign me up then. I wanna go to prison.

This is why your life is over, stalker. Enjoy, uh, prison.

Fatrick’s life almost could be a Lynch directed and co-penned TV series.

Franz Kafka and Bill Burroughs would be the co-authors, with the Coen brothers producing and consulting on the scripts.

Too bad H.R. Giger isn't still alive to design the sets.

I bet all of them, to a man, would be like, "Hey, what the fuck? There is something very wrong here." when presented with evidence that Patrick actually lives the way he does.

Also if anyone is wondering about Pat's chances at next cow of the year award, this is what Nick Rekieta currently looks like, as of last night:

...can Nick still win if he's actually dead by the time we're voting on this?

 

[FinnSven]

D'Onofrio could probably pull it off.

Also if anyone is wondering about Pat's chances at next cow of the year award, this is what Nick Rekieta currently looks like, as of last night:
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Seething about the Farms, utterly unhinged, looking barely alive, losing his mind on stream, staring at things that aren't even there. He might only be eligible for "Put Out to Pasture" this year, so Pat has a solid chance.

He looks like an alcoholic.

I am Not intending to being mean to him.
It’s the look that long term drinkers get, especially the ones who live in the pub or just sit all day in the park drinking cheap beer.

Like a weathered look, without actually being weathered.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

We will have an incredibly awesome prison created just for us, that we can enjoy each and every day. We will have all the vidya we can play, giant LGTV screens in our rooms, it will be AMAZING.

Maybe Jennifer is running for political office. And prison is just a gated community that he intends to put his supporters in when he wins

This is real btw...

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This isn't how you win over voters Jennifer

 

[deadtofaunus]

Another chimes in on the inevitability of jail time for our behaviour, sweet fellow stalker children:


This can't possibly be an actual human being, can it?


Oh...

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

D'Onofrio could probably pull it off.

Who btw was one of the earlier civilian casualties from Pat's Twitter. D'Onofrio blocked Patty after a few interactions.

 

[FinnSven]

Who btw was one of the earlier civilian casualties from Pat's Twitter. D'Onofrio blocked Patty after a few interactions.

Why?

Was D’Onofrio trying to get into character for a film about an unrepentant cannibal?

 

[Law]

Franz Kafka and Bill Burroughs would be the co-authors, with the Coen brothers producing and consulting on the scripts.

The Coen Bros would be perfect for a Pat biopic. No one writes a well-paced idiot plot like those guys.

this is what Nick Rekieta currently looks like, as of last night

Faces of Meth Streaming
Seriously is there a profession that's worse for you than livestreaming?
Both Rick and Rackets let social media completely invade and disrupt their lives, and both just can't stop. Like has Patrick ever, ever gotten a positive result from typing out "No, child. Your life is already over, stalker."? He posts that phrase like 5000 times a day, surely if he got something good out of it, he would've gotten it already?
If Andrew Dobson could stop posting, it's possible for anyone.

 

[DumbDude43]

Both Rick and Rackets let social media completely invade and disrupt their lives, and both just can't stop. Like has Patrick ever, ever gotten a positive result from typing out "No, child. Your life is already over, stalker."? He posts that phrase like 5000 times a day, surely if he got something good out of it, he would've gotten it already?

he has created this delusional fantasy plan for the future in his mind, where everything he is currently doing is building up to a grand finale which consists of a court sentencing hundreds of stalker children to life without parole for dozens of counts of attempted murder and hundreds of counts of felony telephone harrassment. in his fantasy, he will stand outside the stalker childrens jail cell and say "told you so."

every time he types out "your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison." this is what he is daydreaming about, it's the only thing that keeps him going.