Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
I think Nick only has a couple guns that were passed down to him and they live in a safe.
He streams from the gun safe. Unless that's why he couldn't go in there the other day...

A transcription of this LOLworthy comment:
Nina Infinity: Did you get rejected by Camelot or something?

MY SIDES!!!

If Panoptipes is still working, might be worth a scrape? This is a goldmine!

@AnOminous is onto something here, folks:
That's a liar's tell but at this point he lies as often as he breathes so it isn't as if you even need tells. Is his mouth open? Is there not a dick in it? He's lying.

You can do an easy fact check on Nick any time you like.

Any time he opens his mouth, unless it's to take in a dick, it's a lie.
 
You couldn't be more correct about the power of purpose. Unfortunately, rare is the junkie/alcoholic/addict/whatever that doesn't have to hit rock bottom before they're unable to deny shit needs to change. Nick hasn't hit rock bottom yet.
He looks pretty rock bottom. Maybe he needs to start smoking actual rocks to get there though.
A video tribute to Nick's spaz stream. With credit to the Mountain Goats.
I love how you don't even have to listen to a single word he says, just look at his spastic mannerisms and deranged gurning. You can just see you're watching an insane, drunken dude completely losing his mind.
 
Somebody from the sharty should soyjak this one, lol
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If Panoptipes is still working, might be worth a scrape? This is a goldmine!

It is, but I scrolled through the actual chat (hid chat is a lot less active) and I pulled everything somewhat interesting. The rest was background noise, IMO.

FWIW, the SS are in chronological order, but mobile does not show timestamps.

I'll keep watching the chat for more developments.
 
rock bottom is real, but for nick to hit it would involve losing so much that i don't think he could cope with all that loss without killing himself.
Rock bottom is kind of a personal thing. It's the moment you realize you need to reach out to Jesus or whatever. That can be just you fucked up your life to the point you're done, or it can be you're homeless, on your knees, and sucking dicks behind Arby's.
 
You couldn't be more correct about the power of purpose. Unfortunately, rare is the junkie/alcoholic/addict/whatever that doesn't have to hit rock bottom before they're unable to deny shit needs to change. Nick hasn't hit rock bottom yet.

He looks pretty rock bottom. Maybe he needs to start smoking actual rocks to get there though.

I dunno, I think Null was right when he said (in this very thread, in fact), that "Rock bottom is a myth perpetuated by gambler's fallacy."
There are those that hit "rock bottom" and wonder what has happened to their lives.

Then there are those that trade out the shovel for a pickaxe.

I'll give you 3 guesses as to which one of these Nick is.
 
rock bottom is real, but for nick to hit it would involve losing so much that i don't think he could cope with all that loss without killing himself.
A divorce and/or his parents cutting him off are a couple things, but what would really crack the dam further would be Drexel slowly distancing himself before ultimately betraying him.

To connect multiple lolcows, the icing on the cake would be Drex cucking Nick and coveting Kayla, as well as the kids. And to crumble the whole damn thing, Drex grooms Nick's daughters until "legal age," and turns the sons into huwite clones of himself (basically Camelot).

If Nick is that much of a coomer as I've heard, then it's over and he's awaiting the day. I can only hope he remembers the email he got from that "religious lunatic" who said that Drexel is plotting against him to really drill in the inevitable final nail.
 
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