Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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What must truly gnaw Luke from the inside is the fact that all the suffering he's currently experiencing is completely self-inflicted. Voluntary castration, humiliating pornography, sexually inappropriate behavior with teenagers, encouragement of child poisoning, scamming bleeding-hearts for a whole fortune and snorting it all, on-and-off nonce guarding and so on, and so on... That's where all his smugness and aggression comes from - he can't admit that he's doing any negative or harmful things and to prove his righteousness he doubles down and keeps lashing out at the ontologically evil haters. In his mind, if he wins and triumphs over the trolls and bigots, that proves that he's better and, therefore, done nothing wrong.

I see just a single outcome where this whole mess ends somewhat favourably for Lucas. No, not a public apology and an attempt to make up for his his wrongdoings - he's in too deep, and it would take a miracle for him to do so. The only way out is to change all his passwords to gibberish, log out of every account he owns and completely abandon the Keffals persona. I'm not sure how he's gonna make a new life for himself and survive offline without a constant stream of attention and validation, but, in the end, that would be better than the alternative. And, considering the current trajectory of his life, I think we all understand what this alternative is going to be.
 
log out of every account he owns and completely abandon the Keffals persona. I'm not sure how he's gonna make a new life for himself and survive offline without a constant stream of attention and validation, but, in the end, that would be better than the alternative. And, considering the current trajectory of his life, I think we all understand what this alternative is going to be.
Simple, become an ethical potato farmer. Gee he can even enroll Irish Laddie Vorse as a farmhand and Tipster for quality control, tasting every batch. Everybody happy and at last productive members of society. The end.
 
Now that Josh is more active on Xitter, I wish he'd mention the TRUTH more about Doxbin doing all the heavy lifting, and getting none of the heat. Most importantly Lucas & Bobposting constantly didn't want "Website Zero" named, so I really want to see that out there. A mention on the podcast isn't enough, I want it repeated until Lucas admits it.
this would be great as it would showcase that there are in fact other sites out there that offer dox info in a much more direct fashion than KF.

however people are retarded and the exposure of doxbin to the general masses would most likely result in them going "wow i cannot believe the owner of kiwifarms also made an entire website to host all the doxxing info stored on kiwifarms and managed to keep it hidden for so long."

so while it would be nice if people knew the truth about doxbin being the place where lucas had his dox first show up it is most likely better for KF that we do not also get blamed for everything on doxbin as well since that is most likely what would happen.
I want Lucas to set up his own Fediverse instance only to watch it fall and break as pathetically as his wiki did
if he set up his own fediverse instance he would end up getting the whole site hacked like chudbuds.lol did. which on second thought yeah maybe he should do that god only knows what awful things him and his followers would be saying and doing while thinking they are totally hidden.
He is "spiteful" and doesn't want to give the heckin Nazis a W.
that is a weird way to say he is a twitter addict who wants all the attention to be on him at all times but ok. if he really did not wanna "give nazis a W" then he would simply not talk about them. he would not get all upset on twitter and claim to be leaving forever every couple months and he would not be making posts about how he hates drama and just wants to make fun spooky youtube videos instead. if anything i would say keffals cant stop giving nazis a W. dude just hands out so many wins that if this was world war 2 hitler would be the supreme god king of the entire world by now.
He's really doubling down on the DIY HRT for minors is based and cool angle, huh? Lmao, there are literally archived tweets of him trying to walk it back because it's illegal like saying "it wouldn't have to be done behind parents's backs if minors could legally access it!" and trying to distance himself from it by downplaying his involvement to merely hosting ads of the directory on his website. What a shitshow. :story:
nothing cooler than getting a kid to buy bathtub chemicals with hair in them that could very well kill the child. the one thing i have always wondered about the DIY HRT stuff is what happens if the kid getting them has a legit medical issue which hormones would make way worse but they dont know this because they are kids doing this out of site from their parents and doctors.

does he think that is cool and based as well? regardless of his level of involvement in it he is still supporting kids taking drugs without the consent of their parents or doctor if anybody else in the world started handing out free drugs to kids they would be branded a bad person so what makes him so special?

all that being said the amount of effort he puts into defending DIY HRT while claiming to have never had any himself is no different than those gym bros that sell weight loss pills. he knows nothing of the risks and is only there to get profit.
He's so self aggrandizing. "When I was spearheading the campaing for cloudflare to drop kiwifarms as a customer their stocks PLUMMETED". "There are accounts that were made by nazis specifically to harass me!". "Journalists have talked about what happened to me!" God what an asshole. You will never be anything other than a laughing stock and a punching bag, Lucas. Nevermind actually, Lucas is many other things: a human failure, a disappointment to his late father, a hypocrite, a groomer, a sex pest, a fart faker, a smelly hunchback, a leech, an egotistical asshole, and A MAN.
his own father was dying right in front of him and all he cared about was himself and even then that same father gave him every last penny he had in hopes that his son could be happy and lucas ditches his real last name and just skinwalks as his mom. everything he does is based around him and his needs.

nobody would know or care about keffals if he did not do everything in his power to make every single thing on earth about himself and i fully expect him to "relapse" if this current trend of people calling him out on things continues.
 
his own father was dying right in front of him and all he cared about was himself and even then that same father gave him every last penny he had in hopes that his son could be happy and lucas ditches his real last name and just skinwalks as his mom. everything he does is based around him and his needs.
Wasn't Keffals also stealing his pain pills? I seem to remember Keffals mentioning that as part of the pity campaign.
 
Queef KAHWEEEEN Keffals seems to be nuking the public facing discord. If you want to be groomed you gotta pay now!

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EDIT: Archived the public channel stuff the weird discussion sections did not work with discord chat downloader but i tried my best with copy and paste
This is the behavior of someone who totally doesn't have something to hide.

I hate his usage of the words "harassment campaign". There is no harassment campaign, you're just being held to account for your actions by someone with a platform and goodwill built up. Accountability scares you, so you're trying to milk whatever sympathy your audience has left for you. The "Harassment Campaign" is all in your head, Lucas.
 
You're just being held to account for your actions by someone with a platform and goodwill built up.
The fact that he purged his server again after Mutahar announced that he is going to make about the Catboy Ranch means our boy is scared as fuck and cries muh harassment to hide his fear. Also, in his deleted stream the moment he saw the Mutahar tweet his voice started cracking.
 
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"Couldn't handle it".


OH BUDDY IF YOU THINK YOURE UP SHIT CREEK NOW WAIT TILL THE MUTA VID DROPS.

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"Couldn't handle it".


OH BUDDY IF YOU THINK YOURE UP SHIT CREEK NOW WAIT TILL THE MUTA VID DROPS.

EDIT: Tweet source
Lucas certainly never learned the saying "If you don't want to get burned stay away from the fire" He fiddled with fire by going after all kinds of people only to have his own stupidity and evil deeds be revealed to everyone. Now he is a literal pariah ostracized from every community he was part of (except his own little catboy cult)
 
His fucking IRA larp is making me real fucking mad at the internet. Fucking moving to another country and sperging secessionist nonsense, migratory traitors will grovel at Satan's feet in the center of Hell.
He needs to get a visit from the UDA, UVF and the boys in the black and tan.
With apologies to the Wolfe Tones:

Come out you dickless man
Come out and troll us if you can
Tell your wife how you sold hormones to miiiiinors
Tell her how the Kiwi Farms
Is at fault for your self-harm
As you cope and seethe and mald and diiiii-late
 
It's funny that streamers like Turkey Tom and Mutahar covering him in an unfavorable light stress him out so much. No shade but in the scope of YouTube they're not even that big. Honestly H3 calling him a liar for 20 minutes is the biggest coverage he's gotten. I think it's finally hitting him just how few allies and how many critics he actually has, and that he's picked the wrong side every time.
 
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