Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potatoherder]

Nick ruined his own life going to a Jamaican swinger club.

That in itself wouldn't have ruined it. The fact Nick NEEDED to shout about his sex life after that is what sealed the deal. That is what started the look into locals and eventually the downfall of Mandy.

 

[Dingus Bingus]

That in itself wouldn't have ruined it. The fact Nick NEEDED to shout about his sex life after that is what sealed the deal. That is what started the look into locals and eventually the downfall of Mandy.

Its really pathetic to see what this whitebread ass retard did to himself over the years, if he wasnt so perfectly stupid his life wouldnt be getting more pathetic by the moment

 

[Vect]

LOCALS blames KF for Nick's current state:

I’m sympathetic to some degree - the awareness that people are constantly observing you and talking about you and have nothing nice to say can weigh on somebody’s mind. If you’re like Nick with a lot of insecurities it’s probably going to occupy your mind a lot - but what that person apparently doesn’t realise is that we used to like Rekeita. The earliest comments in this thread were generally full of praise. The reason he’s so talked about is because it’s darkly fascinating to watch somebody who many of us thought was a humble, considerate family man who did his job well transform into this incompetent, bitter creature who does nothing but vent about banal inconveniences in his life and stupid Internet drama.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Saw the photo, peeked inside.
Lookin Rough, skin isn't yellowed yet though so the liver still kickin somehow.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Why am I gay?
Do you really want me to answer this question Ellie?
Heres why Ellie. Because God wanted ME to walk by YOU.
You to look at me and go "Fuck I want that mushroom stamp on my xiphoid process"
And me to look back and go:
"You're you, I've never seen an attractive version of you but I know that you pretend at least to like dick"
Here's a pity stamp, and anything else beyond that makes me want to shove myself in Hitler's ovens.

Was he ever this badly drunk?
This shit makes no sense. It's vintage drunken rambling.
Another drink should fix it, right, Nick?

 

[Strix454]

This could easily cause a sense of paranoia, Nick might genuinely think all this advice is about making him behave, rather than warning this shyster lawyer he is in the process of ruining his life.

NIck also has his claimed ODD (Oppositional Defiance Disorder) thing. He has warned in the past that any attempt at making him not drink would trigger his ODD, make him drink even more and it would our fault that he did.

He isn't just a drunk. He seems like a gaslighting asshole in his private life whose reaction to any behavioral criticism is to put a metaphorical gun to his head, threaten to pull the trigger and tell everyone that the critic is MAKING HIM DO THIS. That if they don't stop telling him to do things, that he will really pull the trigger.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is Nick nigger LARPing again. Somewhere in his ruins of a mind he really believes that he is a "black guy" born in the hood in Houston. That his skin color makes him a Nigger pretending to be white.

Its a somewhat standard wigger soliloquy. Woe is me. I'm a proud nigger in a white man's body who just wants to be about my nigger business. Its little to do with actual black people. Its all wrapped up in a white guy negative racist fantasy of "the nigger" and wanting to be one.

I interpreted it more as him wanting to be perceived like he grew up under adversity and is a self made man, even though he comes from money.

Or is he was just drunk as shit when he was going in on July. Not as drunk as last night, mind you, but still pretty damn drunk.

 

[Garth]

Rackets lookin' like he was rode hard and put away wet. Dark and lonely in the corner of that cuck cage.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Rekieta looks pretty rough.
see what you guys did, apologize

I know this post is a joke but i need to respond seriously. Not to you, but in general.

I don't have to apologize shit. I warned him (checks OP date) a YEAR ago. Months after the Pull Up meme started. And what was the thrust of my Rekieta thesis? Alcohol was ruining him.

 

[Max Free]

He doesn't take falling from grace very well.
Social validation triggers the same area in your brain as a good old cocaine addiction. Nick had success in the past and was on a high. This is his crash and his attempt of filling the void inside with alcohol, killing him even faster. Deep down, he is very insecure.
'Member guys: Don't chase the love of the public. There is not a single instance it went well.

 

[Law]

He seems like a gaslighting asshole in his private life whose reaction to any behavioral criticism is to put a metaphorical gun to his head, threaten to pull the trigger and tell everyone that the critic is MAKING HIM DO THIS.

It's only ODD if it comes from the Oppositional Defiance region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling emotional abuse.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I interpreted it more as him wanting to be perceived like he grew up under adversity and is a self made man, even though he comes from money.

 

[Preacher ✝]

 

[mindlessobserver]

Member guys: Don't chase the love of the public. There is not a single instance it went well.

All he had to be was not a drunk retard. And then he would be doing fine. I think he's convinced himself it's all OUR fault. Because his slide coincided with him coming out in support of the forum during the Keffals dropkiwifarms incident.

But he did it while absolutely shit faced drunk. It was no help at all and of course he got banned off youtube for his drunk ranting about wanting to stand Keffals up on the wall. It was completely counter productive. Both for us and him.

But somehow it's OUR fault he was a drunk retard in public.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

The Magi-Chan demon is real and moves onto new hosts when it turns them into ravaged husks of their former selves.

No Nick that’s not true, don’t listen to them. In fact you should put the Sonichu medallion on again to own the Farms. We would all be so felted.

NIck also has his claimed ODD (Oppositional Defiance Disorder) thing. He has warned in the past that any attempt at making him not drink would trigger his ODD, make him drink even more and it would our fault that he did.

ODD is a paediatric only diagnosis. Like Ralph, Nick just has a personality disorder. Mostly likely BPD.

 

[not william stenchever]

But somehow it's OUR fault he was a drunk retard in public.

And now it's our fault that he got even drunker and more retarded while we make fun of his continual spectacular disassembly.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Old audience: Quit talking weird shit and talk about law

Nick: Fuck off

Old audience: OK

New audience: Why would KF do this to Nick?

 

[arc minsk]

i have this theory on rekieta and it's a traditional addict occurrence: he used to always talk about his narcolepsy and how he had tried multiple amphetamines and "ThEy JuSt DonT woRk oN mE!!" but then he finally found one that kept him awake if he ever needed it. he always had these long winded, 7 minute stories about the 3 times he ever used the amphetamines (i forget what they're called, someone must know) on his 17 hour car ride to florida and that's the only time he's ever used them! please believe me!

it sounds like every person who slips into opiates with taking a few vicodin and how they "only ever use them on the weekends" and it's not even a problem! he looks like he's been hitting the vyanese real hard and as most addicts do; his "NO DRUNK JANUARY!" or whatever, if you aren't ready to cope with kicking your addiction you will immediately, day one, find a new habit. that medicine cabinet with prescription amphetamines meant for your ailments is the easy choice to replace it with. he looks fucking cracked out.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He isn't just a drunk. He seems like a gaslighting asshole in his private life

Reminder that Nick insists that his public and private personas are the same, and in this case I believe him. I'm guessing that while when he turns the camera on Josh Moon and Kiwi Farms are the evil bad guys making him do all this insane self-destructive shit, when he turns the camera off and talks to his wife it's her and the kids who are ruining him.

He doesn't take falling from grace very well.
Social validation triggers the same area in your brain as a good old cocaine addiction. Nick had success in the past and was on a high. This is his crash and his attempt of filling the void inside with alcohol, killing him even faster. Deep down, he is very insecure.

What's funny is hearing about how he demands permanent loyalty from Andy Warski because he answered a phone call from Andy at 3am or whenever (his prime hours anyway) or how he blacklisted a VTuber because she made one joke about the Balldo. To go from insisting on total control of your image and basically succeeding because of how big you are to Lolcow of the Year is a massive shift.

I know this post is a joke but i need to respond seriously. Not to you, but in general.

I don't have to apologize shit. I warned him (checks OP date) a YEAR ago. Months after the Pull Up meme started. And what was the thrust of my Rekieta thesis? Alcohol was ruining him.

That implies that the alcohol is ruining him and he would be fine without it.

He might be successful, but the only reason why he would be was because he started drinking to the point where he couldn't put on the fake persona that he had for years which slowly slipped over time.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I dunno, I really think he can drink his way out of this.