Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
Racket's booze nose is really weird. Normally it would be inflated and flush red like Shemp from The Three Stooges, but his is hawk-billed and starting to deflate. Signs of another health ailment besides blackened shrunk liver?

An example of an alcoholic boozer nose via Lady Di

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I miss the water buffaler, she was a true OG. It's too bad she caught alcohol induced dementia. So much classic radio was made after she lost her job at the Budweiser bottling plant due to alcoholism: abandoning her son, driving her baby daddy to suicide by trainsplat, becoming homeless, sucking on hobo cock, and watching her SO/parasitic host Bill vomit blood to death. Nick's a "shock jock", I wonder if he watched OnA?
 
As part of his endless jihad against Eric July, Ethan Van Sciver had Juju the cow on his show tonight and they watched the Kino Casino thing with Jim Metokur. They tried to get Nick on as well, but he declined. Juju defended Nick at some points (including Nick's diet) and the general attitude was that all was well with Nick. He is just fine.

EVS and Juju are still too scared to dare go after Jim directly. The script was to the effect that Honest, Wonderful Jim is being tricked by that wicked Kiwi Farms. If Jim only knew the real truth of everything rather than those Kiwi Farms lies, he would be Juju's side and fully supporting Ethan Van Sciver.

It may be worth reviewing and clipping for the Nick related stuff.
 
If Jim only knew the real truth of everything rather than those Kiwi Farms lies, he would be Juju's side and fully supporting Ethan Van Sciver.
This fucking argument of "Jim would be on my side" is the most immensely gay thing I've seen these cows do, as if Jim is this holy arbiter of all that is good and pure on the Internet. I've seen Ralph do it in the Null call, Rekieta did it a few months back, and I'm sure there's others who've done it too. Call it Argumentum ad Hatman or something.
 
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Watching this clip is surreal. This dramatic rambling about incomprehensible nonsense in a hostile tone made me feel like I was playing MGS2 when the AI starts malfunctioning.

He even has AI Campbell's robotic vocal fry. I didn't tune his audio.


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I can hear a version of Rekieta's 'it's funny' justification as 'create context'.
"I don't seek to be an incel prude like those Kiwi Farmers. Instead, it's about being funny."
 
It's not even March yet, Balldo.
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It's like his brain is misfiring and in the process of shutting down, Ralph takes it to the extreme but Nick is well on his way. Wouldn't surprise me if he's mixing meds with his alcohol, though we haven't gotten Nick to shake the pill bottle on stream yet. It's all pretty messed up, I actually wish this stuff would shame him into fixing himself for his kids sake. Though any fix would likely need to include addressing a deeper personality disorder and attain humility.
Motherfucker might have given himself serotonin syndrome from prolonged MDMA and or ecstasy use. (Can you even get E pills anymore?) Plus whatever he's getting has probably been stomped on half a dozen times before it got up his nose and or butthole or down his gullet. Everything is so fenty now, I really hope for Racket's sake, he's getting tester kits for his molly.
 
Re: Life is NOT Kicking Rekieta in the Balls

This pudding-for-brains man-child is saying that if you have a personnel change in your house that requires you to readjust your schedule, you might cancel your stream!

How was this dumb fuck ever a lawyer? Real lawyers actually go to court and then go home and spend the remainder of their waking hours preparing. They are notorious for never missing their work engagements. This dumbass can't be bothered to drunkenly comment occasionally because Who Would Care for the Children (other than the wife, the teenaged children, the involved family, and the hired help)?

Weird how the need to look after the children never requires him to stay sober.
 
Having listened to the recent drunk clips now, Nick sounds like either he's terminally ill or someone very close to him is. I'm also basing this on something Metokur said during Kino Casino.

He asks them "did something happen? Like, is there some horrible thing that happened? Has he alluded to that? Why he's doing this?" PPP replies emphatically "No!" Then there's this way Metokur presses him with "Didn't he say he had his worse day ever?" as if he's knowingly prompting for some reply. PPP goes off on the Mandy situation, finishing with "...it might be something behind-the-scenes that we don't know about that's caused this-" Metokur quickly interrupts there with "I thought maybe like, you know, a family tragedy or maybe he found out about an illness, something sad happened and he's really fucked up over it..."


Maybe that's a stretch, but it felt like Metokur knows something and he was fishing to see whether it was already public so that he could discuss it. Looking at Nick's own words recently about the weight loss, he is making a conceited effort to call it an "intentional" weight loss. Despite this, he goes on to describe a separate "incidental" weight loss in the same rant. How does a self-employed millionaire "incidentally" lose weight besides health complications? He already lives a sedentary lifestyle, so putting the weight back on should be easy for a man his age, but he phrases this as a genuine challenge.


He must have been concerned enough to schedule a doctor's appointment. If he's dying and he feels detached from his family then that loneliness Rekieta was describing during Mad at the Internet would make sense. If not him dying himself, then perhaps his wife or a child is ill and the impending loss fills him with loneliness. Metokur cited the "worst day ever" too by name in relation to this health decline, perhaps that was a day they found out the news? As much as people say he "hates" his family, losing one of them like that would surely still be devastating. This is all merely a theory.
 
As part of his endless jihad against Eric July, Ethan Van Sciver had Juju the cow on his show tonight and they watched the Kino Casino thing with Jim Metokur. They tried to get Nick on as well, but he declined. Juju defended Nick at some points (including Nick's diet) and the general attitude was that all was well with Nick. He is just fine.

EVS and Juju are still too scared to dare go after Jim directly. The script was to the effect that Honest, Wonderful Jim is being tricked by that wicked Kiwi Farms. If Jim only knew the real truth of everything rather than those Kiwi Farms lies, he would be Juju's side and fully supporting Ethan Van Sciver.

It may be worth reviewing and clipping for the Nick related stuff.
Know what I like about Eric? During the meltdown stream, I noted Eric was too hostile and nasty to his detractors. Not that he shouldn't dislike them, but he shouldn't egg them on. Well, he basically did that, essentially scrapping all the online drama and focusing on his comic company. That's fucking excellent.

Meanwhile we have EVS and fucking Diddler Dax over here (and Nick drunkenly from the sidelines) trying to dunk on him, and its just not working.
  • Nobody trusts EVS to deliver a product anymore - shut the fuck up about Rippaverse, log off and draw your gay little frogs for your paying customers.
  • Nobody gives a fuck about Dax. His last bit of real relevancy was a Dr Phil episode from like 2 decades ago.
  • NOBODY - not even his biggest simps can justify Nick Rekieta anymore. The pope of lawtube has become a DSP clone mixed with Ethan Ralph.
All this to say, these people keep shit talking Eric July, but eric understood his faults and decided to change they way he moved. THAT is the difference between living your dream and being a fucked-up worthless bitter has-been blaming kiwis for all life's problems.


Also I know I'm like late as fuck or whatever, but What's up with Jim? I assumed the dying thing was a meme, but now it doesn't feel that way.
 
I miss the water buffaler, she was a true OG. It's too bad she caught alcohol induced dementia. So much classic radio was made after she lost her job at the Budweiser bottling plant due to alcoholism: abandoning her son, driving her baby daddy to suicide by trainsplat, becoming homeless, sucking on hobo cock, and watching her SO/parasitic host Bill vomit blood to death. Nick's a "shock jock", I wonder if he watched OnA?

Nick isn't too far off from admitting soon that he had anal sex in an abandoned warehouse behind a door in the 80s and also showing signs of dementia soon too.

Off-topic, any updates on Lady Di? Is she still alive?
 
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but ‘worst day ever’ was said around the Mandy panel simping incident.

Seems like a big miss for Jim (who said he’s caught up on the lore) to attribute that to Rekieta’s recent health posts.

So Jim was bullshitting to fish for info he might’ve missed in the lore which he was probably lying about getting caught up.

Or

He had a boomer canceraids moment, and forgor.


I doubt Jim has insider info.
 
“Don’t be poor”

There’s the real Nick. The guy who knows he’ll never have to worry, because there’s a million dollar trust fund somewhere with his name in it. Don’t like him? Must be because you’re jealous! Well don’t be poor!

The rest of it is just psychotic whisky babble.

It’s like walking into a bar and starting a conversation with one of the old hardcore alkies, who sways back and forth while he drunk-mumbles something about a fist in a vagina and something else you don’t quite can’t make out so you just nod and keep moving.
 
Nick isn't too far off from admitting soon that he had anal sex in an abandoned warehouse behind a door in the 80s and also showing signs of dementia soon too.

Off-topic, any updates on Lady Di? Is she still alive?
Last I heard she's at sea (dementia) on the navy ship (nursing home paid for by her estranged son). This info comes from the Beige Frequency doc. For any curious Kiwi who wants to travel back in time and learn about an OG lolcow, here you go:
 
The latest Nick stream was surprisingly chipper and coherent given his state the night before. Maybe he had a little help from the narcolepsy meds. Fast talking and exaggerated mugging. Very brief mentions of last night in a "Haha, that was a bit wild!" kind of way, no indication that he thinks there might be a problem. Ten minute piss break. Three glasses of whiskey over 2.5 hours. Coomalot swatting leads to vtuber talk around 1h13m. Did you know the Nazis invented cuteness? Medical update around 2h10m: Everything's fine! Covers a topic relating to suicide where he talks about how terrible it is and that he doesn't wish it on anybody. One of the kids walks in a few times, so the family is still there. He'll attend some sort of live event on Thursday.

Most of the actual content was just discussion of last week's news with little of value added. First time I watched in a over year, and I don't think I'll come back until the next drunk stream.
 
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People like to post comparison photos about how Nick looked in 2019 or whenever, but even just a year apart is stunning.

These photos from 2022, 2023, and 2024 are each a year less a day apart.
And this could be reversed in the same amount of time. Stop drinking, get some exercise, eat better, etc.

Oh, and stop streaming. Get off the internet. For the sake of his wife and his kids. Streaming is not important and adds zero value to his and his family's life.

...or, in hindsight, stream your recovery.

Nick should set a plan for himself and go through a bunch of steps to stop drinking and improve his health. Show, on stream, pouring all alcohol down the toilet and flush it. Go smash the bottles somewhere in righteous fury. He talks about his day, what he spent doing. Did he play sports with his kids? Did he go on a walk with his wife? Did he do some home renovations? Dude, so many stream ideas to let his viewers know he is on the road to recovery. Such protentional for positive influence!
 
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