Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I was poking around Bluesky and found this. It seems even other Kiwifarmsphobic degenerates despise Keffals for bringing negative attention to their community. Lucas really has driven away everyone, and I mean everyone.

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"Brianna Wu is cis."

And Ethan Ralph is a trad cath conservative.
 
Now that Josh is more active on Xitter, I wish he'd mention the TRUTH more about Doxbin doing all the heavy lifting, and getting none of the heat. Most importantly Lucas & Bobposting constantly didn't want "Website Zero" named, so I really want to see that out there. A mention on the podcast isn't enough, I want it repeated until Lucas admits it.
Lucas literally admitted to this over a year ago. Paraphrasing, “I blamed kiwi farms for the swatting even though I knew KF didn’t do it because I wanted to take them down” “I took the heat off all the other twannies who were being hawassed because I am a martyr.” I’ll try to find it when I get home unless I’ve already missed it being posted in this thread.
 
And only when it became socially advantageous did they begin to make this known to everybody.

I hate these people, these fucking snakes. These fucks that can only stand on principle and what they believe when it’s completely convenient for them to do so. Do you know what makes having the courage to tell the truth matter? When it’s hard for you to do it, when you have something to lose when doing it. That’s the character of men from a bygone age and it’s valued less and less every day.
Fuck these people. They're useful for now, but never forget they're archgrifters who believe in absolutely God damn nothing and will go along with any perceived social consensus no matter how depraved as long as it's unprofitable to speak out against it. Even when they already have more than enough wealth to insulate them from the consequences of speaking the truth, they will refrain from doing so until it's expedient for them. If pedophilia was openly normalized and regular people were losing their livelihoods and getting deplatformed for speaking out against child rape you wouldn't see a single word of dissent coming from these guys until the moment the perceived consensus began to shift against it. Greedy fucking cowards, that's all they are and all they ever will be.
 
Who cares if he's paying for Twitter? It's much dumber to be like Fat Rick Tomlinson, who spends his whole life on that site but refuses to pay for it. Everyone who buys commercial products or pays taxes is giving money to people they don't like, I don't understand why people try to make a big deal out of it.
That should make dear Patrick the more reasonable person, but it doesn't because we know he's paid through the nose to get unbanned to continue his reign of stalker childing his fans.

Yes, a normal person paying for X/Twitter isn't a big deal, but Keffals isn't a normal person - he's a public figure that has loudly and obnoxiously sought the limelight through the status of persecuted minority - Elon Musk being cited as one of those persecutors. Paying for X/Twitter benefits isn't just hypocrisy, it's a fundamental betrayal of what passes for trans ideology that makes every histrionic complaint about Nazi blitzkriegs into his hugbox (which are probably just the relatively sane genderspecials calling out his bullshit) ring the more hollow.

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Doesn't look like we're getting that part 2 of the Paris catacombs.
 
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Doesn't look like we're getting that part 2 of the Paris catacombs.
Oh wow, Lucas starting a project and then abandoning it shortly afterwards? Who could've seen this coming?

He always seems to jump ship when he starts geting heat. If he does decide to keep Scared Awake alive for a little longer, he will first do shit like turning off comments before he finally decides to pull the plug.
 
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Lucas paying for Xitter Blue is the cherry on top of all of this. You can take a wild guess that his recent engagement statistics since Mutahar’s tweet have been hitting an all time low. All that huffing and puffing about Elon being the next internet Hitler for nothing. Josh played the long game and won at the end.

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He's obviously got more money than sense at the moment and the hypocrisy is one he can excuse with weak explanations of "it's only 20 bucks a month, Musk already earns millions" etc. In return he can hide his likes and his account gets that engagement boost, is shown at the top of thread replies and other stuff he can use to seek attention.

My retarded theory is that he's worried Elon will see one of the "trans activist in hot water for selling drugs to minors" headlines and personally ban his account(s) which he would spin into "you can't do that, I paid for twitter", try some chargeback shenanigans or something else for maximum attention seeking and e-begging opportunities.
Why the fuck would you, a troon, throw directly money at someone as Elon who you deem a Nazi, a fascist, a troonhater and whatnot? Why financially supporting someone who allegedly hate? It doesn't make sense.
keffals has already admitted he doesnt give a fuck about politics and just wanted to drama farm and be rich and famous in his recent vaush turncoat meltdown. if he wasnt trans or if he for some reason was the only trans person who was genuinely accepted in society even on kiwifarms sort of like how iron liz and a few others, with people even respecting their preferred pronouns here, then he 100 percent would be the first to say "dont bring politics up on my stream" which would be fine ig except for this pretense he admits he puts on to trick people like his gay twitter bio saying he just wants to leave the world just a little bit better a place than he found it.

i know "they fucking lied" isnt really intellectually satisfying but it really is just the answer for alot of shit for grifters like vaush and keffals and tipster and twitch streamers and well a lot of people.

Doesn't look like we're getting that part 2 of the Paris catacombs.
fuck true crimes, keffals should do troon crimes, a series where he covers things in the usual mamamax nexpo overly dramatic way but all the criminals are transvestite freaks and the like. when catboy ranch comes under siege they can even narrate themselves as the subject of a video!
 
keffals has already admitted he doesnt give a fuck about politics and just wanted to drama farm and be rich and famous in his recent vaush turncoat meltdown. if he wasnt trans or if he for some reason was the only trans person who was genuinely accepted in society even on kiwifarms sort of like how iron liz and a few others, with people even respecting their preferred pronouns here, then he 100 percent would be the first to say "dont bring politics up on my stream" which would be fine ig except for this pretense he admits he puts on to trick people like his gay twitter bio saying he just wants to leave the world just a little bit better a place than he found it.

i know "they fucking lied" isnt really intellectually satisfying but it really is just the answer for alot of shit for grifters like vaush and keffals and tipster and twitch streamers and well a lot of people.

It was more of a rhetoric question. Keffals has absolute no true convictions or principles and no spine. It's not the first time he lied.
 
It was more of a rhetoric question. Keffals has absolute no true convictions or principles and no spine. It's not the first time he lied.
has he ever told the truth now that i think about it? everytime i see him hes literally lying, not even just lying about his gender but all of his statements, any sound ive heard escape from their mouth has been a complete and utter lie, every typed statement ive seen has been a knowing lie. ive actually never heard him say the truth i dont think. not even for mundane things like "i had bacon and eggs for breakfast today". even their fart porn was a lie.

edit it sounds like im just being silly but im being serious when i ask this. its cartoonish but thats on them im not exaggerating my post.
 
has he ever told the truth now that i think about it? everytime i see him hes literally lying, not even just lying about his gender but all of his statements, any sound ive heard escape from their mouth has been a complete and utter lie, every typed statement ive seen has been a knowing lie. ive actually never heard him say the truth i dont think. not even for mundane things like "i had bacon and eggs for breakfast today". even their fart porn was a lie.

edit it sounds like im just being silly but im being serious when i ask this. its cartoonish but thats on them im not exaggerating my post.

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I believe Keffals when he says he is insane.
 
Caught this stream by a guy named ChrisTheNarc
Bringing it back under the exact same name as the original server he desperately wanted to memoryhole was such a textbook Lucas move. He can't look even a few steps ahead to see how things could catastrophically blow up in his face. He clearly wasn't a very bright guy to begin with, and the drugs eating holes in his brain haven't helped his situation. Even the rest of the #DropKiwiFarms gang seems to recognize what a liability Lucas' short-sighted impulsiveness is to their own cause, which is likely why Brickface and his minions kept him at a safe distance.
Ironic because these faggots like Metokur and are fans of him. Metokur made a stream on Keffals in Aug 2022 at the peak of the DropKiwiFarms nonsense and got his twitter account suspended as a result because he stood by his principles. These faggots stayed quiet throughout of 2022 and ONLY started criticizing Keffals in 2023 when his influence had started to weigh down. Josh had to deal with a lot of bullshit, being deplatformed by domain registrars, DDOS mitigation services, ISPs etc and despite that the site it's still up because Josh never gave up. These people if they encountered the same situations they would immediately cower and give up because they want that constant paycheck of criticizing bad people when it's financially and politically convenient.
 
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Lucas literally admitted to this over a year ago. Paraphrasing, “I blamed kiwi farms for the swatting even though I knew KF didn’t do it because I wanted to take them down” “I took the heat off all the other twannies who were being hawassed because I am a martyr.” I’ll try to find it when I get home unless I’ve already missed it being posted in this thread.
Did Josh ever go over the allegations of Kiwifarms suicide claims? I know Destiny did in his manifesto and did a REALLY good covering them. If Josh didn't do it than it might not be a bad idea at all just to cover the allegations and call them out for what they are. A retarded troon.
 
I wanna formerly apologize for reintroducing Keffals to the CrackedRack song. I don't know if anyone cares about that but I made an OP on CrackedRack and the same morning I finished it, Keffals instantly xeeted about some hater that made a song about him and now it's the intro song for every stream.

My fault
 
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