Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
its okay guys, i'll allow you all to send me money in an attempt to prove nick wrong about none of us becoming a millionaires, just remember when the farms needed an hero, buttmunch answered the call

also nick fucking hell, whats happening buddy, literal gollum transition here, is that gay blue one he has now an actual ring of power???
 
I'm gonna just start rating every post I like ITT with the drink emoji. Anyway this is the charisma Nick thinks he broadcasts when drinking.
Even dozen comments can't ignore it.
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I think the only thing saving this guy from an early grave is that he didn't get on the Benzos.
"Hahaha, nice slander. He has been the same weight for quite a while and he has about 5 shots over a 4 hour stream. You people..."

How does somebody this stupid even live?
 
- He revealed his Tuesday and Wednesaday cancelations were for his kid who they tho8ght they needed to take to the A&E (Emergency Room).
This just reinforces my theory one of the kids got into the booze or pills
- Nick has taken out his mustang for a few days when it rose above freezing. It is very fun to drive and he likes to spin the wheels then 'take off' when he gets connection to the road.
I know mustangs probably have shit torque but this is how he's gonna end up kissing a tree or in the ditch again and I'm here for it.

I've drank a fair amount and you don't recover from a hangover that bad and have that much energy the next night without chemical assistance.
I wish people would stop recommending we watch PPP his voice makes me want to drive an ice pick through my ear. Plus why would I want to listen to a fat disgusting retard talk about things I know more about than he does?
 
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Nick has not followed anyone new on Instagram in a while, but within the last couple of weeks, Kayla has changed her profile image to a ghoulish selfie with Nick soyjaking in the background.


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That 1992 streaked orange dye job is almost as tragic as her drunk husband actively ruining their livelihood and calling it a good time.
 
Consistency on Rumble benefits you, but not so much on YT.
I'm pretty sure consistency on youtube helps a lot. Nick even used to say that taking a week off from youtube caused your videos to not get recommended as much.
He says cancelling shows causes him 'trauma'
Spoken like someone whose worst childhood memory was a teacher taking his transformer away.
He wants to change the impression that he is always cancelling.
Then, and hear me out, stop cancelling your shows. If you aren't going to be able to stream, or if there is some doubt, don't commit to the stream then cancel later. Your audience will be much happier getting a "surprise" stream then cancelling your 50th stream in a row.
- He revealed his Tuesday and Wednesaday cancelations were for his kid who they tho8ght they needed to take to the A&E (Emergency Room).
So why the vague posting at the time? He could've said "kiddo is sick, can't stream" people may have mocked him but that's better than the vague posting especially if you're going to give the reason out later.
- Another cancelation was for a family/friend who needed late-night legal help. He has a law degree and he cannot NOT use it when people need help. He does not talk about how much he practices, but he does in a limited way.
Late night legal help sounds like a DUI. I have to assume because of Nick's legal help they were drawn and quartered.
- Nick has taken out his mustang for a few days when it rose above freezing. It is very fun to drive and he likes to spin the wheels then 'take off' when he gets connection to the road.
This retard is really gonna do a burnout into a tree isn't he?
- Nick addressed lacking LOCALS content. He repeated the cope that it is the requirement to stream that demotivates him and makes him not want to stream. Nick is burnt out on 'obligations', but not the actual creation of content. The planning and structure of the show ruins it. LOCALS was supposed to be candid and unscripted.
So Nick hates the requirement to stream but wants to renew his Rumble deal which will most certainly have requirements for streaming. Also, Nick not being burnt out on the creation of content is laughable. When was the last time he actually created NEW content? He has a ton of ideas and promises for new content and segments that never get fulfilled.
- Doing normal shows is hard currently because the show became 'not fun' for a while. It used to be relaxing, but it became work that demotivated him to find show topics, research, and stream.
Turns out when you sign a contract that forces you to treat something like a job it becomes work. Also, he used to have a discord that would feed him show topics and research. Wonder what happened to it.
- He might cover the Carano lawsuit (weeks after everyone else) but he is not sure people like it. He cannot tell how much people like reading court documents.
Weird cause most of lawtube read court documents and seem to do okay. Even Nick got his start reading court documents, weird for him to say he doesn't know if people like it.
His doctor only takes his weight and height with blood pressure, then asks if you are alright. If you say yes, then they charge you hundreds of dollars and send you away.
Doctor: Nick, you aren't looking good. You feeling okay?
Nick: Doing great, Doc.
Doctor: Well, you know what's best, take care.
- Nick did NOT lose weight with Ozempic. He did it by dieting.
Today I learned that drinking all your calories is considered dieting.
 
I think I found the song of Nicks Life
Iconic Beautiful South track, though I think their ode to fat women and a variety of dick sizes is more Nick’s speed. But another Britpop band gives a behind the scenes look at a drunk father’s life that likely approximates what goes on Chez Rekieta:


Does anyone understand Nick’s rant about pulling a chicken wing out of a vagina post-fisting? ELI5, pl0x.
 
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Sitting in a stream chair
Eying black men with bad intent
 
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PPP his voice makes me want to drive an ice pick through my ear.
I have to agree. His weird squeal his very intolerable. However, he was a genius in picking a cohost with an even worse voice. Andy’s permanent dehydrated sounding rasp is so grating that almost anything sounds good by comparison and it definitely gives PPP a boost. To both of their credits though, Nick’s newly developed dehydrated rasp is quickly surpassing Warski’s
 
“Wow I fucked up my nervous system by developing an addiction to depressants.. I guess I gotta level that out by taking some stimulants, and then some more depressants”

ps: there’s 1600 calories in 750ml of 80 proof liquor
That's a lot of calories for a single bottle. Yuck. He really does drink his weight in booze. Rather have that in food I can keep tasting because I'm not drunk
 
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Can't believe I bought into the agenda that Nick's fall was just a "bunch of TradCaths" losing their marbles about "the Nick that always was." Thought the same about Elissa and other clippers too. This is the best egg on my face lol.

It's like Nick tried to be like Drexel, minus the grooming(?), gym routine, sticking to one damn vice. More I thought about it, it's less animorphing into Ralph, but more Nick becoming the amalgamation of all his infamous internet opponents—Ralph, Toye, Shane, Monty, Mad Black, Preston (peg arc when?), etcetera, etcetera.
The religious thing was more that Nick spoke direct heresy and was being full retard about the Sermon on the Mount by saying “Actually Jesus said I can cheat on my wife”.

The Sermon on the mount basically says looking at another woman with bad intents is cheating. Rekieta argued that he was too big brained for anyone to understand.
 
That's a lot of calories for a single bottle. Yuck. He really does drink his weight in booze. Rather have that in food I can keep tasting because I'm not drunk
Yeah but are you even close to being this healthy?

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Nick himself told us he’s in the best shape of is life, even more so than in high school or college when he was active in cheerleading.

Too bad we don't have a kiwi who lives next door. I can't imagine the wild stuff their neighbors have to see or hear.
Why do you think they live in BFE?
 
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