Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[waffle]

I've never really got how him professionally malpracticing by doing literally nothing about the Judge using that woman's constutional right to counsel against her was supposed to be some epic win for him. Making a show out of objecting on the record is way "cooler", might actually do something for the client, and is literally just what you're supposed to do.

 

[Swole McPole]

Daxipad is like a caricature of the people from the DARE workbooks or a children's Sunday school class teaching about sinners.

If Jack Chick was still about and was creating a tract about how moving to LA is equivalent to selling your soul to the devil, he could focus it around Dick. It could take a biographical approach -- a Rake's Progress, showing how Masterson went down the slippery slope to hell. Alternatively, Dick could play the devil himself, seducing those around him into embracing the dissolute lifestyle so they all wind up with Dick in hell.

I would so love to see what Chick would have made of the likes of Dick and Vito.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The dude is just an autist who can't pick up social cues.

“Hey Nick, what’s your favorite band?”

“Uhhh.. Aerosmith, DUH”

 

[WelperHelper99]

“Hey Nick, what’s your favorite band?”

“Uhhh.. Aerosmith, DUH”

When someone says Aerosmith I know that means they're doing a ass pull. Those fuckers only had one song. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band is where it's at.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

As part of his endless jihad against Eric July, Ethan Van Sciver had Juju the cow on his show tonight and they watched the Kino Casino thing with Jim Metokur. They tried to get Nick on as well, but he declined. Juju defended Nick at some points (including Nick's diet) and the general attitude was that all was well with Nick. He is just fine.

EVS and Juju are still too scared to dare go after Jim directly. The script was to the effect that Honest, Wonderful Jim is being tricked by that wicked Kiwi Farms. If Jim only knew the real truth of everything rather than those Kiwi Farms lies, he would be Juju's side and fully supporting Ethan Van Sciver.

It may be worth reviewing and clipping for the Nick related stuff.

I feel dirty even watching this guy's decline as entertainment. Especially now that he looks like he's nearing hospice care levels of health. That Dax and EVS are sitting here enabling his self-destructive delusions is disgusting.

It's been a common thought on the farms that Ralph is not long for the world. However, Rekeita ain't from white trash stock and clearly can't handle the same substance abuses as someone like Ralph can. Ralph might seriously outlive Rekeita at this point.

I'm wondering if the wife and kids don't live somewhere else right now and his sudden cancelations are him being too sick to get out of bed.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

When someone says Aerosmith I know that means they're doing an ass pull. Those fuckers only had one song. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band is where it's at.

Yeah the point is that they’re glorified elevator music that only autistic people would take seriously.

Anyways, for the time period between 1988 and 1992, the correct answer was GnR

 

[AnOminous]

I've never really got how him professionally malpracticing by doing literally nothing about the Judge using that woman's constutional right to counsel against her was supposed to be some epic win for him. Making a show out of objecting on the record is way "cooler", might actually do something for the client, and is literally just what you're supposed to do.

That was a moment to go all Phoenix Wright. "Your Honor, are you saying you are actually giving my client a more harsh sentence simply because she is represented by counsel?"

No he decided being a creep in an elevator was a better idea. This is his own version of the story too.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

That was a moment to go all Phoenix Wright. "Your Honor, are you saying you are actually giving my client a more harsh sentence simply because she is represented by counsel?"

No he decided being a creep in an elevator was a better idea. This is his own version of the story too.

Nick and Drexel are sitting at the bar

Matthew Lesko walks in dressed like the Walmart version of the riddler. Drex says “Hey Nick, get a load of this guy!”

Nick says “Ok!” and starts pulling off his Hot Topic belt

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Why are you gay balldoman?
Why am I gay?
Do you really want me to answer this question Ellie?
Heres why Ellie. Because God wanted ME to walk by YOU.
You to look at me and go "Fuck I want that mushroom stamp on my xiphoid process"
And me to look back and go:
"You're you, I've never seen an attractive version of you but I know that you pretend at least to like dick"
Here's a pity stamp, and anything else beyond that makes me want to shove myself in Hitler's ovens.

Quoting again because that clip made it to twitter and people reacted:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ktOHU

https://twitter.com/AtomicDenny/status/1760135366949089363

 

[AnOminous]

I would so love to see what Chick would have made of the likes of Dick and Vito.

I think Jack Chick would reject Dick and Vedo as such stereotypical caricatures they were just not believable enough to be in a Chick tract.

 

[Captain Manning]

I've never really got how him professionally malpracticing by doing literally nothing about the Judge using that woman's constutional right to counsel against her was supposed to be some epic win for him. Making a show out of objecting on the record is way "cooler", might actually do something for the client, and is literally just what you're supposed to do.

That was a moment to go all Phoenix Wright. "Your Honor, are you saying you are actually giving my client a more harsh sentence simply because she is represented by counsel?"

No he decided being a creep in an elevator was a better idea. This is his own version of the story too.

Both of you left out the best part. That judge, Jennifer K. Fischer, that he said he bitched out in the elevator, is the judge presiding over Monty's defamation case.

 

[DumbDude43]

Both of you left out the best part. That judge, Jennifer K. Fischer, that he said he bitched out in the elevator, is the judge presiding over Monty's defamation case.

could he demand her to recuse herself from the case due to this personal history between them?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Rekieta v Null: The Kiwi Farms Filings and Upcoming Litigations

@0:21 Grift Pope has given us his blessing. The lawsuit is surely doomed now. RIP
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@1:21 Also he lets its slip that he did ask Null to do something, for a split second.
"I'm frustrated with some of the stuff Null has said, that I asked him to do..."

This is actually consistent with his usual seethecope, where he angrily seethes for hours about Null not doing something that he totally didn't ask him to do, because Null is a giant autist who can't pick up on social cues. So basically he's a passive-aggressive pussy who expects you to read his mind and wants you to do things he would never ask you to do, so he can pretend he never asked you to do anything.

He is just an absolute faggot.

I think that this is a mis-read of Nick's words due to his speaking style. Remove the comma pause and it reads:

"I'm frustrated with some of the stuff NULL HAS SAID THAT I ASKED him to do..." (EMPHASIS mine)

Thatr is Null says he asked, but he did not ask for anything.

Take that as you will, but it is co sisters with what he has said before and Nick does repeat his copes almost verbatim. I do not believe this is the smoking gun that Nick asked Null to censor the Farms.

Re: Life is NOT Kicking Rekieta in the Balls

This pudding-for-brains man-child is saying that if you have a personnel change in your house that requires you to readjust your schedule, you might cancel your stream!

How was this dumb fuck ever a lawyer? Real lawyers actually go to court and then go home and spend the remainder of their waking hours preparing. They are notorious for never missing their work engagements. This dumbass can't be bothered to drunkenly comment occasionally because Who Would Care for the Children (other than the wife, the teenaged children, the involved family, and the hired help)?

Weird how the need to look after the children never requires him to stay sober.

He play acted a lawyer. Just like he has play acted his whole life since uni. He pretended to get an education and got a worthless degree (he admits as such about his degree), then he play acted a traditional family man that had a lot of kids, then he pretended to be a good working boy at banks and retail while hating it, then he moved on the pretending to be a lawyer, and his most recent act as a political streamer ans commentator has imploded.

Nick has never had to commit to being anything in his life and does not even know who he is himself. He has no identity and that makes him an insecure little man driven by vices.

Metokur cited the "worst day ever" too by name in relation to this health decline, perhaps that was a day they found out the news? As much as people say he "hates" his family, losing one of them like that would surely still be devastating. This is all merely a theory.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but ‘worst day ever’ was said around the Mandy panel simping incident.

Seems like a big miss for Jim (who said he’s caught up on the lore) to attribute that to Rekieta’s recent health posts.

So Jim was bullshitting to fish for info he might’ve missed in the lore which he was probably lying about getting caught up.

Or

He had a boomer canceraids moment, and forgor.


I doubt Jim has insider info.

I agree Jim was probably just trying to connect dots on what he heard in passing, but he was asking the worst guardians of the Rekeitalore to explain it.

FYI, worst day happened during the end of the Depp trial or shortly after.

 

[AnOminous]

Both of you left out the best part. That judge, Jennifer K. Fischer, that he said he bitched out in the elevator, is the judge presiding over Monty's defamation case.

Yeah, I thought everyone knew that, but that is definitely one of the more awesome parts of that.

And one of these social cues is, if you are in a small, enclosed space with a female, that is NOT the time to talk shit. I don't know how an adult gay male like Nick didn't know this. And then to use that to say shit he should have said in court. Just pure tism. This is why he is no longer a practicing lawyer.

"I'm frustrated with some of the stuff NULL HAS SAID THAT I ASKED him to do..." (EMPHASIS mine)

I agree that that's the actual meaning of what he slurred drunkenly. It's more or less what he's said in the past.

I don't believe Null has actually said Nickhole actually asked him to do anything, though, more that he's been frustrated by Nick's absolute refusal to say what he's asking, while incessantly seething.

 

[LiquidKid]

If you DO put on muscle, well, Michael Phelps in his big Olympic year was eating 6,000-8,000 calories a day. He didn’t even look super buff, but muscle maintenance and training took that much.

Living outdoors in winter takes a similar amount to keep yourself warm.

I think Nick is trying to bang some vegan druggie bitch and so he’s trying to get on her level

I think you need to take another look at his physique from 2008



Phelps wasn’t a body builder and he lacks glamour muscles. But his core and breast area are chiseled like that of a Greek statue. Phelp’s speciality was the breast stroke, you don’t want beefy weight lifting arms holding you back

 

[waffle]

could he demand her to recuse herself from the case due to this personal history between them?

Most places that's supposed to be one of the first motions you file, and just knowing who he is probably isn't enough. They'd either need to be friends or have some identifiable bad blood more than "you gave me a ruling I didn't like once".

I have fun annecdotes about this type of thing. but I don't think I can tell them without flying too close to the sun on doxing my self.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

If personal history is going to include being a judge in another case he was involved in, then we're going to need a lot more judges.

 

[Captain Manning]

Most places that's supposed to be one of the first motions you file, and just knowing who he is probably isn't enough. They'd either need to be friends or have some identifiable bad blood more than "you gave me a ruling I didn't like once".

I have fun annecdotes about this type of thing. but I don't think I can tell them without flying too close to the sun on doxing my self.

Also, how would you even go about wording such a request?

"Your honor, I acted inappropriately to you in that elevator, and I'm concerned you might act in an unprofessional manner and hold it against me in the instant case, so I would like you to recuse yourself."?

For starters, Nick would have to admit he acted inappropriately. That he did something wrong. Need I say more?

 

[Kurohige]

He play acted a lawyer. Just like he has play acted his whole life since uni. He pretended to get an education and got a worthless degree (he admits as such about his degree), then he play acted a traditional family man that had a lot of kids, then he pretended to be a good working boy at banks and retail while hating it, then he moved on the pretending to be a lawyer, and his most recent act as a political streamer ans commentator has imploded.

Nick has never had to commit to being anything in his life and does not even know who he is himself. He has no identity and that makes him an insecure little man driven by vices.

You could give Nick the scenario of: "You are a popular guy in parts of your country who's married to a good looking woman who was a former cheerleader. You are the father to bunch of children, and you all live in this large mansion on the outskirts of town. You're also super duper rich, but the only way to preserve this luxury is to stream about anything substantial to a bunch of weirdos on a semi-daily basis."

Oh, wait. That's his life, and he can't even manage it!

 

[Fapcop]

Quoting again because that clip made it to twitter and people reacted:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ktOHU

https://twitter.com/AtomicDenny/status/1760135366949089363

Show a brief clip of Rekieta’s drunken rambles to anyone unaffiliated with him, and their reaction will be some variation of: “Holy shit balls! What’s going on there? That’s pretty sad! Is he drinking himself to death because his wife left him or something?”

That should be Nicks second big clue that he’s completely out of control. The first one being the fact that everyone who was associating with him professionally has cut ties.

But hey, what do we know? We’re all just jealous, failed streamers and weird prudes.