Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Oh, wait. That's his life, and he can't even manage it!

You just don't understand how HARD it is to walk from one room in your house to another, and then sit in front of a camera drinking and acting like a tard!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I've never really got how him professionally malpracticing by doing literally nothing about the Judge using that woman's constutional right to counsel against her was supposed to be some epic win for him. Making a show out of objecting on the record is way "cooler", might actually do something for the client, and is literally just what you're supposed to do.

That was a moment to go all Phoenix Wright. "Your Honor, are you saying you are actually giving my client a more harsh sentence simply because she is represented by counsel?"

No he decided being a creep in an elevator was a better idea. This is his own version of the story too.

Remember that this is the guy who unironically claims that Null begged him to disclose which accounts on the Rekieta thread that he didn't like so they could be banned immediately, which was totally wrong because Nick does not want anyone banned and doesn't care, but also that Null doesn't understand social cues because he didn't get what Nick wanted him to do by not asking for it.

Yes I'm sure that this judge said that the only reason that she was sentencing his client to the guidelines was that she had retained an attorney. That's definitely something that happened.

The way Nick stretches things I would guess if you were to actually look at a transcript there would be phrasing like "You have an attorney who has filed........" and he stretched that into "HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN ATTORNEY!" and cornered this woman in the elevator afterwards.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes I'm sure that this judge said that the only reason that she was sentencing his client to the guidelines was that she had retained an attorney. That's definitely something that happened.

The transcript is available. She actually did say some incredibly weird and inappropriate shit about how somehow, the fact she didn't plead to every single charge was a bad thing, and it was somehow bad she had an attorney.

 

[Kurohige]

You just don't understand how HARD it is to walk from one room in your house to another, and then sit in front of a camera drinking and acting like a tard!

No, you don't understand how HARD it is to simply read 10-15 of a 60+ page legal document for 2 hours and give enough analysis for a layperson to get the gist of it! Of course, anyone would start ironically (it's never just a joke) shilling sex toys and pimping their wife out to other men if they did that for years! Gotta keep things fresh and interesting, amirite?!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I think you need to take another look at his physique from 2008

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Phelps wasn’t a body builder and he lacks glamour muscles. But his core and breast area are chiseled like that of a Greek statue. Phelp’s speciality was the breast stroke, you don’t want beefy weight lifting arms holding you back

He looks cut to shit but if you put him side to side with say, a boxer, he looks less buff than middleweight

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Nick has not followed anyone new on Instagram in a while, but within the last couple of weeks, Kayla has changed her profile image to a ghoulish selfie with Nick soyjaking in the background.

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Spoiler: Gay

 

[Twinkletard]

I don't understand why Nick fumes so much about the Farm's opinions about him. The comments on youtube are far more critical of him, especially on the clip channels.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't understand why Nick fumes so much about the Farm's opinions about him. The comments on youtube are far more critical of him, especially on the clip channels.

It's probably because we were (mostly) a solid base of supporters to him, so it is probably big ego blow to him that we have completely turned on him. He must feel completely snaked on. I mean, it's entirely his own fault, but it must suck to be him right now.

 

[Captain Manning]

The way Nick stretches things I would guess if you were to actually look at a transcript there would be phrasing like "You have an attorney who has filed........" and he stretched that into "HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN ATTORNEY!" and cornered this woman in the elevator afterwards.

The transcript is available. She actually did say some incredibly weird and inappropriate shit about how somehow, the fact she didn't plead to every single charge was a bad thing, and it was somehow bad she had an attorney.

I can't remember exactly what the judge said... but even assuming she said something inappropriate from bench, @waffle is right. You raise a proper objection. You don't bitch out the judge in the elevator after the case is concluded.

Like what even is this shit? How is this man a lawyer? Oh wait, I forget, he barely is.

 

[Vect]

Oh, wait. That's his life, and he can't even manage it!

When you're an alcoholic, even thinking can feel like work, let alone acting the goat on camera for two hours.

He looks cut to shit but if you put him side to side with say, a boxer, he looks less buff than middleweight

Yeah, Nick could totally have the physique of an Olympic swimmer or a professional boxer if he just puts the bottle down.

I have seen men begging for cock look less gay than this.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It's probably because we were (mostly) a solid base of supporters to him, so it is probably big ego blow to him that we have completely turned on him. He must feel completely snaked on. I mean, it's entirely his own fault, but it must suck to be him right now.

If he had any self awareness, he could look around and see that the majority of posters in the majority of e-celeb threads are former fans

Yeah, Nick could totally have the physique of an Olympic swimmer or a professional boxer if he just puts the bottle down.

we were being WAY more off topic than that

 

[AnOminous]

I can't remember exactly what the judge said... but even assuming she said something inappropriate from bench, @waffle is right. You raise a proper objection. You don't bitch out the judge in the elevator after the case is concluded.

That's pretty much what I said. The proper place to raise an objection is in court, because you can actually appeal that objection. "I bitched at the judge in an elevator after everything was over" does not preserve the objection for appeal.

 

[Kurohige]

it is probably big ego blow to him that we have completely turned on him. He must feel completely snaked on.

He feels snaked? Some of us are still working with the fact that he shoved bottle up his rectum, and tried to double down his play off with his "Okay, it's really weird, but I'm a little weird myself, so it's okay guise!" nonsense.

Laughing at the Balldo because it existed was funny, but I'm still trying to figure out if that joking around developed a phallic fixation for Racksputin.

 

[Captain Manning]

That's pretty much what I said. The proper place to raise an objection is in court, because you can actually appeal that objection. "I bitched at the judge in an elevator after everything was over" does not preserve the objection for appeal.

The only thing I can think of that might temper this stupidity somewhat is that I think he was actually brought on as second chair in that case, so the failing to raise any objection in court might rest with the lead attorney he was working with.

But bitching at the judge in the elevator is still dumb, and particularly so considering he drew her for Monty's case. I think Kandiyohi County only has three judges.

I don't think there's any wonder why Nick wouldn't want to practice law locally anymore. He's probably pissed off a lot of people in that particular legal community. Just like he's also pissing off other lawyers in the Lawtube community. He is not a nice person.

 

[AnOminous]

Laughing at the Balldo because it existed was funny, but I'm still trying to figure out if that joking around developed a phallic fixation for Racksputin.

This is what narcissists do. The slightest mockery completely wrecks them. They seethe forever at any slight criticism of their view of themselves as completely perfect.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I don't think there's any wonder why Nick wouldn't want to practice law locally anymore.

And his juvenile opposition to authority bullshit just in general doesn't work in a field with a structured hierarchy. An attorney is always going to have to obey procedure and commands from a judge. If he still practiced he'd be in jail more than Vinny Gambini for throwing a temper tantrum and wishing a million bucks on the judge.

 

[waffle]

I don't think there's any way Nick could go back to practicing in the Spicer area. He'd have to do one of those weirdo "lawyer" jobs where you don't actually practice like document review or ghost writing appeals for nation wide social security disability firms.

 

[mfalkner]

A video tribute to Nick's spaz stream. With credit to the Mountain Goats.


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At least Clay was the mayor, and not a non practicing lawyer

 

[TherapyMan]

The only thing I can think of that might temper this stupidity somewhat is that I think he was actually brought on as second chair in that case

Being second chair actually makes it worse, as he would also be impugning the reputation of the attorney who was first chair as well as himself.

 

[The Internet Dick]

I don't think there's any wonder why Nick wouldn't want to practice law locally anymore. He's probably pissed off a lot of people in that particular legal community.

You've just captured the essence of local legal practice, especially in a small- to medium-sized town. Everyone knows everyone and they interact professionally and socially every day. As an attorney, these are the people who can make or break you. There is no more efficient way to fuck yourself than to do or say something damaging to these people while stupid-drunk.