Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[densedance]

"Outside is a Cop Car, so the fuud must be guud"

 

[Seymour Duncan]

INCOMING LAWSUIT ALERT!

Jack pulled this bitmoji shit with his signage when his jelly was still stocked in stores and got forced to remove it after that company found out.

That crap ass 3D model is more indicative of Apple's "bitmoji" generator thing that comes on their devices nowadays, it doesn't have the flat outlined cheap cartoon look of the actual Bitmojis he got blasted over.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

"Outside is a Cop Car, so the fuud must be guud"

Tammy is never gonna see that quesadilla again once they get home.

 

[Bassomatic]

INCOMING LAWSUIT ALERT!



Jack pulled this bitmoji shit with his signage when his jelly was still stocked in stores and got forced to remove it after that company found out.

Hey faggot ween who emailed GE here's your chance to double down and get mad reddit gold.



Actually I was thinking if Jack had God bless him, what would change? Give him a body of a Greek god, he'd still use the Scotty puff he's a lazy sod. Elons bank roll? He still will eat mid priced tourist trap because no refined tastes and big portions. Real fame? He'd just speech slur to text hot takes till lost fans. A straight son again? He'd choke him out.



For as pathetic and painful jacks life is, he's really living his dream, he's that much white trash.

 

[p1138]

"Outside is a Cop Car, so the fuud must be guud"

Claims no one can ever make a hollandaise right. Well no shit, most places you visit are just using sysco foods pre-made crap.

4:30 "don't tell me those aren't carnivore, you guys gotta have better things to do than analyze my food" Fatty... what the fuck do you think people are going to do with videos about food? Almost no one is just jacking off to food videos like you attempt to. And no, I don't believe you're "giving away" the biscuit and potatoes, your "SHUGUR" levels would indicate you don't.

5:40 he's got meat with something to dip it in, so you know he's about to have a foodgasm
First the tongue action

Yep, there it is


5:50 filming other people over his shoulder because someone mentioned a brisket sandwich
7:00 gets A because meat gud, not an A+ because they close at 2 so he can't get that gud meat whenever he wants. Jeannette calls out his complaining. He thinks they need to be open later to be a "breakfast/lunch place" till 3:30. Fatty, going to a restaurant at 1pm IS lunch, not 2nd brunch. Claims the hours are "kind of WANKY" not wonky, wanky. Even while he's bitching about not being able to get the gud meat at 3pm for his 2nd lunch, he still can't help but think about jerkin' it to some prime rib.

 

[AnOminous]

5:50 filming other people over his shoulder because someone mentioned a brisket sandwich

If I were just trying to eat and this fat faggot was filming me without consent he'd get told to knock that off or get an immediate beatdown. I don't know why this guy thinks it's okay to do that.

 

[Bassomatic]

If I were just trying to eat and this fat faggot was filming me without consent he'd get told to knock that off or get an immediate beatdown. I don't know why this guy thinks it's okay to do that.

I think you erred in the idea Jack thinks. Jack famous Jack look at food you have gud meet jack video
Many click

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Retard's full on making up numbers now, since a diastolic number like that's actually very close to the low blood pressure threshold, which ain't fucking happening with that high systolic.

Even if this is the genuine thing and not him making up numbers or picking the best results by week, it's still fucking horrible because this is a thing that exists. It's a literal calling card for another heart attack or stroke.

Yep. Having high systolic and low diastolic simultaneously is indicative that something bad is gonna happen:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7445659/

The problem of high systolic blood pressure (sBP) combined with low diastolic blood pressure (dBP) requires attention because sBP is directly and continuously related to the most important criterion, i.e., all-cause mortality, whereas dBP becomes inversely related to it after the age of 50–60 years.

How Low Must dBP Be to Worse Prognosis (Regarding the Pathophysiology of Coronary Circulation)?​

The heart circulation is specific because, during systole, the left ventricle (LV) receives a very small amount of blood (only around 15%). This is due to the contraction of the muscles of the LV, which are so strong that they compress intramyocardial arteries and arterioles up to the point when the reverse flow (backflow) occurs (at peak systole) [13, 19]. Consequently, most of the LV perfusion occurs in diastole [13, 20, 21]. Therefore, coronary blood flow depends on pressure (the gradient of dBP between the aorta and LV) and time (the duration of diastole, which is determined by the heart rate

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) [13, 22]. Autoregulation serves to provide relatively constant perfusion of the cardiomyocytes throughout the cardiac cycle, although perfusion pressure may vary largely (45–125 mm Hg) [13]. A specific problem occurs with lower perfusion pressures (below 40–50 mm Hg) because this is when the blood flow to the LV cardiomyocytes stops [13]. HTN itself causes a hypertrophic remodeling of the wall of the coronary arteries (likely increasing the media-to-lumen ratio and subsequently diminishing the blood flow) [23]. HTN also promotes constriction of the coronary arterioles (which contributes to myocardial ischemia) [24].

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So if Jack ain't making up his diastolic (which he probably is), it's indicative of something very wrong with his heart (besides what we already know about)

 

[topshrek]

I hate to politisperg, but as much as I hate the way our government is mismanaging the southern border, it never fails to make me laugh that a guy like Jack who hasn't worked an actual job in ~30 years and subsists off of disability payments and his mommywife's income presents himself as this principled fiscal conservative concerned with big GUBMN'T spending. Fatty is the archetypal welfare queen yet he fails to see the irony of it all

'voting Demo'

 

[AnOminous]

Fatty is the archetypal welfare queen yet he fails to see the irony of it all

Speaking as a leftard, Jack is kind of the opposite. I see people like Bob Chimpman expressing opinions that while I sort of agree with them, he's an utterly insane moron. I like watching people have to watch Jack do the same thing. It's funny to me. You have to watch this absolute retard, this stroked-out dumbfuck, sometimes saying things you actually agree with.

 

[Aunt Carol]

-Donuts, cookies, pizza, etc. are all now considered carnivore

As soon as Jack finds a megachurch that does the Eucharist, it's all over for the people who say bread isn't flesh.

 

[unfer]

"I WILL DEVOUR THE VERY GODS" is some vintage dark fantasy shit. Wonder if he picked that up in his HARAAM, Depeche Mode-dancin' youth? Who knows what EDGY n' XTREEM pursuits young Jack forswore in favour of rank gluttony. "Food n' family," I mean.

Highlighting through this classic thread over the last month... I kept forgetting this disintegrating ham golem is only in his 50s. Passes for mid-70s, easily. What could be bleakly endearing - a septuagenarian backflipping into his grave with both birds flying - is nearer an early nineties sitcom directed by David Cronenberg. Dad's not just wacky, kids - he's systematically destroying his body and mind via groaning, gorging, tongue-lolling carnal vice! Christ, his semi-paralytic straining during the Big Bad Wolf video.

MMM, THASSA BYOOTIFUH PLAHTE... UHNNNGHH! THATS REEL NICE~

 

[Guntanator]

With all the megachurch talk, it reminds me of a moment in jacks recent live where he was explaining that he's not Catholic because they wear crosses depicting Jesus crucified on them and Christians don't. His whole tone was like he thought one was somehow less cooky or "better" than the other. Religion is just something else he uses as a way to "flex" on people.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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I hate to politisperg, but as much as I hate the way our government is mismanaging the southern border, it never fails to make me laugh that a guy like Jack who hasn't worked an actual job in ~30 years and subsists off of disability payments and his mommywife's income presents himself as this principled fiscal conservative concerned with big GUBMN'T spending. Fatty is the archetypal welfare queen yet he fails to see the irony of it all

'voting Demo'

I hate the retards on our side moreso than leftists, because they make us look bad. Jack isn't just a welfare queen, if he had described to him in a news story his family to a T but left out the skin color, I guarantee under his breath he would go 'fucking niggers.'

 

[LustrousMelons]

GET YOU STAIN SHIRT:
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I would love to see the sale stats on his store, I know fatty has a few simp followers but surely they aren't dumb enough to buy these

 

[Andoxico]

Boomie angy

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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I hate to politisperg, but as much as I hate the way our government is mismanaging the southern border, it never fails to make me laugh that a guy like Jack who hasn't worked an actual job in ~30 years and subsists off of disability payments and his mommywife's income presents himself as this principled fiscal conservative concerned with big GUBMN'T spending. Fatty is the archetypal welfare queen yet he fails to see the irony of it all

'voting Demo'

Not to mention a lot of kitchen workers are Latino, and yeah, there's a good amount of them that are illegal. If all the immigrants suddenly disappeared, it would crush the restaurant industry.

 

[Miltank]

NEW PROPERTY MEGA-SPURGE POST
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Here's Jack's FB page for following his new home "journey"

House room specs & bible placement

What he imagines the house will look like

DreamScapes4You

Bit of a deeper diver here on "DreamScapes4You". It's a BS page posing as the actual Dreamscapes company in TN, and probably scamming Jack in some way

lol @ totally legit PFP

"Dreamscapes" info. Note: phone number is some sort of VOIP hosted through bandwidth.com

Note: a service provided on bandwidth.com

177 Marlin Rd, White House, TN 37188 (address of scam company)

The real Dreamscapes company FB page

Henry Hayes, owner

I'm sure Jack wants to get fucked by him


also "coincidentally" the real Dreamscapes is right next to CRUMBL

No doubt Jack uses any excuse to "run by the landscapers" every other day so Tammy can swing him by CRUMBL

Note: 3 hr drive from Hendersonville property to Dreamscapes location (& CRUMBL)

more new property specs & bonus Rob comments

random property pics

comments feat. Rob.

Note: Jack commenting and angry reacting his own comment

latest page post

page reviews w/bonus scammer bot

PFP rare soy face swap

THE END

for now....​

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I would love to see the sale stats on his store, I know fatty has a few simp followers but surely they aren't dumb enough to buy these

You're seriously telling me you wouldn't pay $26 plus shipping for HOT DOG?

 

[SteveGoatman]

Not to mention a lot of kitchen workers are Latino, and yeah, there's a good amount of them that are illegal. If all the immigrants suddenly disappeared, it would crush the restaurant industry.

Not to mention if there were a sudden purge of those workers, prices would absolutely go up and Jack and his mongoloid ilk would be screaming at the top of their lungs blaming the government (especially democrats). People don't have to like it, but a lot of prices in the US are kept "low" in large part because of undocumented workers.