Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Whole thing was discussed extensively back the reveal dropped almost two months ago. It's stupid.

I just don't understand how it keeps coming up or why it matters.

We pretty much all agree this dumb drunk retard got utterly bamboozled by a male older than he is, who for whatever reason pretended to be a woman he used to know for over a decade, and Nick floridly and publicly professed his love for this dude, who he thought was a woman (and one who was not his wife).

But yeah let's argue instead about whether this was specifically "catfishing" or not. Fucking idiots.

 

[Retink Retunk]

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clearly fantasizing about MANdy here

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

The shit Balldo said was embarrassing if it was a woman, knowing it's a catfish and I'm surprised he didn't fuck off the Internet for good in shame.

Plausible deniability. If it’s a catfish, then HE is the victim. He is gauntshielding himself.

The endless cycle of whether Mr or Ms Rackets are the whoremonger is niggerbrained. One may be the ulterior progenitor or current mastermind, but the operation is only successfully orchestrated if there are willing partners in the scheme. Which is both of them. They’re both weirdly falling apart fucktards broadcasting their decline on the internet for money.

 

[AnOminous]

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[THIS IS WHAT NICK ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE.]

 

[TurboNAS]

Why? Because he became a gigantic asshole faggot, and more or less told them to fuck off. And they did. Womp womp.

Yeah those bold statements from a year ago or so have really aged poorly.

I don’t care to watch anymore because he’s gone full mask off and the coomer content and drunken rambling is embarrassing. But it’s nice that he basically told his original audience to go away. No problem, buddy.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t care to watch anymore because he’s gone full mask off and the coomer content and drunken rambling is embarrassing. But it’s nice that he basically told his original audience to go away. No problem, buddy.

And now he's astounded and full of narcissistic rage that the audience he told to fuck off. . .actually just did.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Juice me up chat, here’s my gamble.
By the end of the year, Nick will either die &/or get hospitalized from alcohol poisoning, get divorced, or get into a drunk driving related accident.
He is fucking gone man.
Gone.

 

[Captain Manning]

Juice me up chat, here’s my gamble.
By the end of the year, Nick will either die &/or get hospitalized from alcohol poisoning, get divorced, or get into a drunk driving related accident.
He is fucking gone man.
Gone.

Most, if not all of, of those are on on the Bingo card.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Most, if not all of, of those are on on the Bingo card.

Oh shit we got bingo now!?
Juice me the FUCK up chat, I’m all in on red.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh shit we got bingo now!?
Juice me the FUCK up chat, I’m all in on red.

Naww, we need Limbo and Plinko and sheeit.

 

[Captain Manning]

Oh shit we got bingo now!?
Juice me the FUCK up chat, I’m all in on red.

Yeah, @AltisticRight is the official score keeper. Card be filling up fast. Check his recent posts here.

Naww, we need Limbo and Plinko and sheeit.

Plinko? Well if we're gonna do a Rekieta Plinko, we're also gonna need that yodeling mountain climber game.

Help control the retard population. Have your bulls neutered.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Plausible deniability. If it’s a catfish, then HE is the victim. He is gauntshielding himself.

Sure, he's the victim of his own stupidity and inability to be faithful to his wife and family.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

Nick sounds like Heath Ledger Joker now

INSURANCE COST OF WOOD PANELLING

 

[polar bear]

I made a Nick-o-clock. I was very angy when I was creating it, in fact, I am still frowning, my sides hurt from all the frowns. I don't know what I was thinking. I hope to God that Rekieta never gets so drunk again, I don't know if I could survive being so upset over a guy who has it all together.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I have been as drunk as Rackets in the stream very few times. You start talking absolute nonsense, you do not stand or sit up straight. Most of the time you get the spins & pull trig or blackout. Im not gonna cope, but most of the time when me or my friends got this bad, we were out partying together or at an intimate gathering. Spirits were high, pun intended. We were not sitting alone at 12am doing a supposedly serious legal stream that earns money.

here’s my gamble. By the end of the year, Nick will either die &/or get hospitalized from alcohol poisoning, get divorced, or get into a drunk driving related accident.

He cracking hard under the pressure. Theres Kubrick-tier suspense over whats next from Rekieta.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I have been as drunk as Rackets in the stream very few times. You start talking absolute nonsense

I thought his metahpor about "shoving your fist into a vagina and pulling out a chicken wing fire hose," was pretty clear to me. Maybe I'm just fluent in drunken retardese.

 

[DickSanchez]

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

Does he still have his flex on the haters Mustang?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

. Most of the time you get the spins & pull trig or blackout. Im not gonna cope, but most of the time when me or my friends got this bad, we were out partying together or at an intimate gathering. Spirits were high, pun intended. We were not sitting alone at 12am doing a supposedly serious legal stream that earns money.

Yeah, I second that. The few times that this happened to me were always in a setting with others where the mood was just perfect and before you even realize it, its all too late as the last drink does you in.
But all alone, let alone while being online? Couldn't be me.