Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 4.0%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 263 96.0%

  • Total voters
    274
Just imagine that fat pedophile in a sweat drenched panic, frantically looking through accounts where he stared at underage girls. The internet is a big place and you've been on it a long time, Chris. Did you miss one or two? Better double check just to make sure big guy, Who knows what's laying around waiting to get archived?

Archived for ever and ever.
 
The way that that pedos like Vito and Vaush flail like roaches in the light when their depravity is revealed reinforces the idea that some people don't deserve human rights. Vito needs to be fed feet first into a wood chipper.
 
The way that that pedos like Vito and Vaush flail like roaches in the light when their depravity is revealed reinforces the idea that some people don't deserve human rights. Vito needs to be fed feet first into a wood chipper.
That's too good for him. He should be subjected to the thing that haunts his nightmares, the one thing he avoids at all costs: he should be forced to finish his shitty comic and watch it fail.
 
This archive shows that the VitoGesualdi2 account existed, it shows it was following the pedobait "dazzling15" account, and it shows the unique account ID in the URL assigned to the VitoGesualdi2 account. It shows the exact URL which I archived. Now, if you copy and paste that SAME URL, it now appears like this:

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Despite being literally the same exact URL!
Just to rule out the potential that new accounts were being assigned IDs at random (let's say, for inactive accounts having their IDs harvested and reused for some bizarre reason), I signed up for a new account.

200130288@N06

Then I turned around and immediately signed up for another one.

200132710@N06

I wanted to correlate the increasing ID value with newer accounts.

Compare to Vito's ID:
95602143@N04
for an account made in 2013 and

189697392@N05
for an account made in 2020.

I noticed this:
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Hm, I wonder if we'll see that username resurface.

Anyway, if you're trying to hide your identity, you forgot some shit, Chris.
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I'm sure it's some other fat little weirdo obsessed with Jap shit that lives in LA who owns this account. Sure, buddy.
 
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Andy Warski and Vito have been in a slapfight on Twitter (documented here). Andy Warski is running with the theory that the 2018 police report linked to Christoper Gesualdi is related to the separate allegations that Abbygale Mertes made claiming to have witnessed Vito assaulted multiple people and beat his girlfriend so viciously that law enforcement was involved.

However, I need to clarify this fucking lie:

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Clarification #1: These "woman beating" claims originated by Abbygale Mertes on Twitter in July 2019. Whether or not "Andy thinks KiwiFarms [sic] is real" is immaterial as these are 5 years old claims from a personally identifiable Twitter user, not anonymous Kiwi Farms users.

Clarification #2: The allegations by Abbygale Mertes have never been debunked by anybody. A May 2018 post from Vito's Patreon shows he was claiming (without evidence) that he was fighting "bullshit charges made up by the cops." While never proven, it showed he has explained this police report the same way for years.

However, Abbygale Mertes still claims to be an eyewitness to this supposed violence towards women.

Vito is essentially saying "well they proved that one piece of circumstantial evidence wasn't linked to the crime so it doesn't matter if there's still a witness!" Right now, it's her word against Vito's word. Abbygale Mertes appears to be an upstanding citizen and middle school Humanities teacher. Vito is a lying pedophile. Even now, he is lying about whether or not Kiwi Farms has exonerated him on this particular issue. He is absolutely an accused woman beater, and it has not been demonstrated fake in any meaningful capacity.
 
It's kind of funny how the slapfight started. Dick, because he loves to punch down and shit on his own cohost, laughed that Jim said Vito talks all this shit about Eric July when his own comic isn't even out. Vito's response was to ignore Jim because he knows if he tried starting shit he would be scalped by him and his audience, and just deflected and said "remember when Tardski got knocked out in 20 seconds by a Filipino lmao."
But yeah, although the police report was probably bogus, those tweets by that woman (or tranny, I forget if that was determined) are real and for my knowledge he's never acknowledged a person who knew him by name calling him a creepy sex pest five years ago.
 
Clarification #1: These "woman beating" claims originated by Abbygale Mertes on Twitter in July 2019. Whether or not "Andy thinks KiwiFarms [sic] is real" is immaterial as these are 5 years old claims from a personally identifiable Twitter user, not anonymous Kiwi Farms users.

Clarification #2: The allegations by Abbygale Mertes have never been debunked by anybody. A May 2018 post from Vito's Patreon shows he was claiming (without evidence) that he was fighting "bullshit charges made up by the cops." While never proven, it showed he has explained this police report the same way for years.
It seemed pretty clear at the time that the police report most likely had nothing to do with the claims of domestic violence. It was from California and the person accusing him lived close to Amherst in MA, near where Vito grew up.

However, Vito has never debunked the fact that he was accused of domestic violence. In fact, I believe he even admitted he had known the person after the claims were publicized, saying they met through Magic The Gathering or something like that.

Vito is now deflecting from the truth.

Andy Warski and Vito have been in a slapfight on Twitter (documented here). Andy Warski is running with the theory that the 2018 police report linked to Christoper Gesualdi is related to the separate allegations that Abbygale Mertes made claiming to have witnessed Vito assaulted multiple people and beat his girlfriend so viciously that law enforcement was involved.
Chris Vito Gesualdi's argument is that they are separate incidents, but the implication would be that he has a pattern of being accused of serious violence on more than one occasion. Checkmate, ayyyyylogs!
 
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For a fat paedophile so pedantic on the "royal we", Vedo sure cannot read.

I never said it was fake or real, I simply cited the sources and cited his response. I even included a note telling people to not cowtip. What more can I do? I'm sorry but I'm not gonna mop up your thread to make you look good you fat waste of space nonce. How do we know that you're not lying about the report? Honestly, I'd rather trust the person making the accusation as she appears to be pretty normal, over yours.

Edit: added some extra stuff to the OP.

Also, Vedo is lying.
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Ethan Ralph and Andy Warski never shared those images, they did look at them and try keywords on GOOGLE to see if said images showed up. None of it was shown to the audience, let alone thousands.
The Killstream, thousands? Where's your citation journoscum?

Regardless, it was an extremely retarded thing for both of them to do and they should have just left it to law enforcement.
 
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One of Vito's go to tactics now to deal with his haters is to buy or threaten to buy domains with their names, to try and SEO poison people, I guess. He's on twitter now implying he'll buy the domain andywarski.com in response to Warski and PPP covering him in depth on Kino Casino.
Y'know, I was just thinking about this the other day. Isn't SEO poisoning essentially what Ethan Klein from H3 is being sued for? H3 bought a domain to compare some guy to Weinstein and is being taken to task in a defamation case. I'm curious how Vito's domain parking ploy will look if H3 loses the case and SEO poison becomes something to sue over.
 
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