Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Clem Fandango]

My name is Isimpmandyass

This is so good. Nick doesn't deserve to have detractors of this calibre.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Sean builds models and other 'tism related activities but he doesn't seem to be an actual autist so shouldn't be lumped in with Kurt.

I disagree. Sean is a foamer, the highest form of autism. He just tries to hide it from everyone. I dug into his past and found this video he's been trying to scrub from the internet.

 

[Spaded Dave]

You totally don't get how much work goes on behind the scenes for a streaming show. You have to do hours of show prep- ahahahahh

He has to prep the bulls for shows for FIVE hours and then do a THREE hour stream. People working 8-10 hour days doing manual labor cannot possibly comprehend the physical and mental toll of such a schedule.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

The fuck is this howl of agony? Serious Saturn Devouring His Son vibes here.

I would say it's more akin to the face Uranus made as Cronus castrated him with a sickle. It matches Nick's personality perfectly.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I would say it's more akin to the face Uranus made as Cronus castrated him with a sickle. It matches Nick's personality perfectly.

Did Goya paint that, too?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Looking at the slew of new Elissa Clips, looks like we're almost to the point where Nick's superchats are 100% going to be people fucking with him. I for one, am enjoying his decent into becoming KingCobraJFS. "Better not drink anymore, boy!" Now Nick just needs to start making his own alcohol.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Looking at the slew of new Elissa Clips, looks like we're almost to the point where Nick's superchats are 100% going to be people fucking with him. I for one, am enjoying his decent into becoming KingCobraJFS. "Better not drink anymore, boy!" Now Nick just needs to start making his own alcohol.

I pity him his fall, but his ego needs to be broken

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Did Goya paint that, too?

Sadly not, but Nick's done more than a serviceable job showing us what it would look like if he did.

 

[AnOminous]

Looking at the slew of new Elissa Clips, looks like we're almost to the point where Nick's superchats are 100% going to be people fucking with him. I for one, am enjoying his decent into becoming KingCobraJFS. "Better not drink anymore, boy!" Now Nick just needs to start making his own alcohol.

Mead is where it's at.

Sadly not, but Nick's done more than a serviceable job showing us what it would look like if he did.

It is now my headcanon that that screengrab is the exact moment Nick got castrated.

 

[Seafarer]

I don't even get the point of the "but ackshually" technicality thing here. Like it is somehow less pathetic to get suckered by a dude into professing your undying love for him, while he is pretending to be a woman, if it is somehow not specifically "catfishing."

He still professed his undying love for a dude, who he thought was a woman, who was not his wife, in public.

I personally think this is a classic example of catfishing, but how does the technicality save him if it wasn't? It was still incredibly pathetic and disgraceful and he utterly made a fool of himself, whatever specific term applies.

The whole “Nick didn’t technically get catfished!” argument has real “I’m not a pedophile, I’m an ephebophile!” energy.

In other words, it makes perfect sense that argument would come from Diddler Dax.

 

[waffle]

The whole “Nick didn’t technically get catfished!” argument has real “I’m not a pedophile, I’m an ephebophile!” energy.

In other words, it makes perfect sense that argument would come from Diddler Dax.

The whole problem is its a technical victory about an immaterial point. It's like, ok let's say Nick didn't "get catfished" because it doesn't technically check all the boxes for whatever reason. All the embarrassing shit that happened still happened. Call it anything you want; Nick spent years publicly simping for and saying sexualy charged things about somebody that ended up being a man, and he roped his wife into it while publicly implying she was bisexual.

I'll tell you what I call it, gay. Nick is such a big gay fag that even when he tries to cheat on his wife with a woman it ends up being a man.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll tell you what I call it, gay. Nick is such a big gay fag that even when he tries to cheat on his wife with a woman it ends up being a man.

I really don't care about the argument itself. It doesn't matter. So long as retards are arguing about whether it's "catfishing" or not, we're talking about Nick getting colossally bamboozled by a dude, professing his love for MANdy, talking about how he'd utterly fuck the shit out of her, etc., in public, for years.

When it was a dude all the time.

Let's argue about whether it was catfishing, though. That will prolong Nick's public humiliation.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Given the latest trashcast on catfishing, I had to make this:

Maybe better on the comicsgate thread, ah f it, I'll xpost over there too.

 

[Retink Retunk]

So long as retards are arguing about whether it's "catfishing" or not

No stalker child, you don't understand, it's about ethics in being catfished, enjoy a million dollars in prison.

 

[waffle]

I really don't care about the argument itself. It doesn't matter. So long as retards are arguing about whether it's "catfishing" or not, we're talking about Nick getting colossally bamboozled by a dude, professing his love for MANdy, talking about how he'd utterly fuck the shit out of her, etc., in public, for years.

When it was a dude all the time.

Let's argue about whether it was catfishing, though. That will prolong Nick's public humiliation.

The whole saga is one of Nicks bigest and longest running mistakes. If I were him I'd do anything to move past it. But, instead him and Dick keep reopening the wound. In a lot of ways its even more egregious than his lawsuit, that can mostly be traced to one (or a handful of) drunken mistake(s). The Mandy shit simmered for years and just kept getting worse and worse.

It was obvious for years that at a minimum MAN-dee didn't look like her pictures and her "mechanic job" never really passed the smell test. I will admit that I thought it was some ugly old skag who liked attention, I figured a gayman who was going to play that character would known more about cars.

 

[AnOminous]

It was obvious for years that at a minimum MAN-dee didn't look like her pictures and her "mechanic job" never really passed the smell test. I will admit that I thought it was some ugly old skag who liked attention, I figured a gayman who was going to play that character would known more about cars.

I think we need to get back to the more important issue of whether it was technically "catfishing" or not.

I mean maybe we need another term to describe a dude publicly lusting over someone he wanted to cheat on his wife with, who turned out to be a dude skinwalking as his former high school crush.

Do we need another word for that? I mean if Nick wasn't catfished, what word should we use for what was actually done to him? Do we need another word to discuss this specific form of public humiliation?

 

[Captain Manning]

The fuck is this howl of agony? Serious Saturn Devouring His Son vibes here.

Thankfully, he's on a strict diet of alcohol and a single fun size bag of Doritos. So we hopefully we will not get a more accurate recreation of that work.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[AnOminous]

Thankfully, he's on a strict diet of alcohol and a single fun size bag of Doritos. So we hopefully will not get a more accurate recreation of that work.

I wouldn't be talking this mad shit if I were you. You realize he's going to angrily eat a single Dorito at you in a kitchen stream and tell you you don't understand social cues? Can you really survive that?

 

[Big Miss Steak]

There's an art piece that's relatively famous. I can't remember the name of it but Rekieta is doing the same dead stare as the guy in it.
I wish I could remember more but just dead bulging eyes, a thousand mile stare, and a thinned face is all I can remember from it.
Its not the military soldier one, I Tried googling around its a relatively old painting like 1800s I'd say?

Ivan the Terrible and His Son?

 

[Captain Manning]

It was obvious for years that at a minimum MAN-dee didn't look like her pictures and her "mechanic job" never really passed the smell test. I will admit that I thought it was some ugly old skag who liked attention, I figured a gayman who was going to play that character would known more about cars.

Yeah, when the speculation first started many months ago, I thought it was some fat bitch in a moo moo too, TBH. I knew for a long time that "hot mechanic chick with lewds" is too good to be true, but I didn't immediately jump to dude.

@Balldo's Gate called it earlier than anybody else though. Then he proved it. Cheers to him. I just hope the poor man can survive all the attempts of his life by the people who thought Fatrick or Bossman Jack should have won LotY.

I wouldn't be talking this mad shit if I were you. You realize he's going to angrily eat a single Dorito at you in a kitchen stream and tell you you don't understand social cues? Can you really survive that?

Meh. I have survived worse.

Honestly, I don't even think I'm the most mean spirited person in this thread. Not by a longshot.