Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[WelperHelper99]

Has his doctor ever talked to him about his visible and extreme obesity? Did he call him a doctor child and tell him to enjoy prison?

I imagine every time the doctor just tunes pat out, calls him fat, puts him on more weight loss and heart meds that don't work because of how much Fatrick eats.

 

[Judge Holden]

MA THE FAT FAGGOT IS ARGUING WITH HIS TOILET AGAIN!

Also I am glad that us, ONA, and xitter all agree that this photo of fat is the perfect way to highlight how fucking creepy he is

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

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No, you little zygote child. I am not the one stalking you, YOU are the stalker, little stalker child. Enjoy prison™.
He doesn't even have a quark's worth of self awareness, or hell understand irony for that matter. This is why Fatrick's antics and his mannerisms make me laugh every time without fail.

 

[StopSneeding]

New Cryptic Web Chronicles video

 

[Meat Target]

New Cryptic Web Chronicles video

Forget that blue-baller Porsalin, Cryptic Web Chronicles is the MVP Rickumentarian.

 

[grapeshark77]

The Apostlegate thing is a big part of the Pat lore but a bit complicated so the fact that there's a video about it is nice. Also I forgot about Seth Simons, I assume he's thrilled that Shane Gillis is hosting SNL.

Pat's been harassing Leslie all morning over a 2-day old tweet, it's the same stuff so I'll just post the first one. The other forum archived the tweets for her.



https://t.co/bUXsWb67Zy

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

The Apostlegate thing is a big part of the Pat lore but a bit complicated so the fact that there's a video about it is nice. Also I forgot about Seth Simons, I assume he's thrilled that Shane Gillis is hosting SNL.

Pat's been harassing Leslie all morning over a 2-day old tweet, it's the same stuff so I'll just post the first one. The other forum archived the tweets for her.

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https://t.co/bUXsWb67Zy

Seth Simons could not possibly get enough derision pointed at him. He's the epitome of a mediocre talent who thinks he can derail the career of someone who achieves something he himself never could.

Sure it's sad that Shane's a once-in-a-generation talent because he talks about jerking off and says "retarded" without going on an apology tour, but that's the state of the world. That Seth dug up a clip of Shane doing an impression of some made up guy in the 19th century saying something racist and that got Shane immediately fired from SNL, yet he's hosting it in a few days is reason for hope.

I posted it before in this thread so I won't again, but look up "Seth Simons bird poetry" and you'll never be the same again.

 

[Law]

So this robe and towel get-up... this is obviously in a gay bathhouse, right?

"No fats, no femmes"

 

[Cubikimi]

Jesus fucking christ I didnt even have to edit this photo to turn it into a nightmare
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That fucking face nigga.....
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First thing that popped into my head

 

[lost_n'_confused]

that this photo of fat is the perfect way to highlight how fucking creepy he is

Fatrick did not say "Enjoy prison" in that response. I wonder if people can short circuit him by simply saying "Enjoy prison" in their messages about/to him.

 

[The Feline Solution]

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His pained expression in this is just A true Tomlinson Classic. As with all pictures he takes of his fat, greasy mug i wonder to myself why the fuck he uploaded it and what the fuck he sees when he looks into a mirror. He really does have that 60-year-old bulldyke look down pat, though.

 

[grapeshark77]

This made me laugh, Pat made the same incredibly dumb error on three different platforms and had to correct it.





(He only caught it because a woman on Threads pointed out that what he said made no sense.)

 

[*sigh*]

His pained expression in this is just A true Tomlinson Classic. As with all pictures he takes of his fat, greasy mug i wonder to myself why the fuck he uploaded it and what the fuck he sees when he looks into a mirror. He really does have that 60-year-old bulldyke look down pat, though.

Why can’t he grow a beard to hide in? Not enough testosterone, I suppose.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

(He only caught it because a woman on Threads pointed out that what he said made no sense.)

This faggot is hand typing this bullshit on three fucking platforms, it's not even copy-paste, it's not via some social media posting tool, it's all by hand.

God bless Fatrick and Greer, for they are hand-crafted artisanal lolcows, none of this mass-manufactured bullshit like the nucows.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Guys, I found the game for me

Made for Stalkers like me! If only it was made for children too, wow, that'd be perfect!

 

[Creative Username]

Guys, I found the game for me
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Made for Stalkers like me! If only it was made for children too, wow, that'd be perfect!

The name "Hunt the Night" reminds me of the nature of Pat's excursions to get tasty pepperoni snacks.
get it he's hunting dark things

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

This made me laugh, Pat made the same incredibly dumb error on three different platforms and had to correct it.

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(He only caught it because a woman on Threads pointed out that what he said made no sense.)

I had to Google to find out what he’s talking about so here’s the TLDR:

A couple in Alabama alleged that a patient somehow wandered into an unsecured door in the clinic and dropped a bunch of embryos on the floor. I’m assuming the embryos belonged to the couple, or most of them. The lower courts said they didn’t have a wrongful death case but they escalated to the Alabama Supreme Court where it was ruled that their embryos were essentially their children. So, surprise, people in Alabama believe life begins at conception, and the Supreme Court has ruled that as well, regardless of where exactly the embryo is located. Two major clinics have paused actual fertilization but will continue everything up to the egg retrieval. It seems the clinics are concerned that this has huge implications for how they store and dispose of the embryos. According to fat, faggots most impacted.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

I love when these "intellectuals" talk about Christian Nationalism like it means something in a country with almost as many denominations as Rick has chins. (And the last three Democratic candidates constantly talked about their Christian faith. We're supposed to believe Donald fucking Trump is an aspirational Evangelical Pope or something via a Catholic Supreme Court.)

I read a Rolling Stone article that explained their schizo conspiracy theory in detail. The "Christian Nationalist" theorists say that some Evangelical ecumenical conference back in the 90s has been doing its own Long March Through the Institutions over the past three decades. After [insert next election year here], they plan to seize control of the military and declare the Republic of Gilead or something. Also the Pine Tree Flag is a secret sign conspirators use to signal to each other.

 

[*sigh*]

I read a Rolling Stone article that explained their schizo conspiracy theory in detail. The "Christian Nationalist" theorists say that some Evangelical ecumenical conference back in the 90s has been doing its own Long March Through the Institutions over the past three decades. After [insert next election year here], they plan to seize control of the military and declare the Republic of Gilead or something. Also the Pine Tree Flag is a secret sign conspirators use to signal to each other.

How is that different from the myriad of lobbying companies and foundations that ejaculate their ideological semen all over lady liberty?

 

[AnOminous]

Pat's been harassing Leslie all morning over a 2-day old tweet, it's the same stuff so I'll just post the first one. The other forum archived the tweets for her.

"represents other authors like myself."

Pretty sure none of the authors she represents are gargantuan fucking retards like Fatty.