Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dottle]

Cozy smug cunt.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

For everyone's information: it's around 3 in the afternoon in Spicer, Minnesota and Emily D Baker has 14,000+ live viewers watching the trial of the Rust shooting armorer woman. Balldo man is offline...

It's so funny. You clearly don't get it. EDB is being an incel.

 

[Pomniman]

Next up is divorce and then dating young mentally ill retarded women.

Why should they even bother divorcing when they're already swingers? Seems counterintuitive since they're already in some kind of skeezy codependent state of being.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

nothing wrong with a 22, it'll kill you very reliably if your shot placement makes sense

In one of the references he specifically talked about a derringer.

If the the projectile doesn’t have time to accelerate before the gas escapes, I think you’re talking about something that could bounce off your palate

 

[AnOminous]

Next up is divorce and then dating young mentally ill retarded women.

So basically he's going to be fucking Elaine soon.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

So basically he's going to be fucking Elaine soon.

Ralph-Rackets-Elaine polycule when

 

[Lidl Drip]

Why should they even bother divorcing when they're already swingers? Seems counterintuitive since they're already in some kind of skeezy codependent state of being.

Because women love to divorce-rape men and take all their stuff and their keeeeeeds, duh.

He was already talking about how men who are married aren't lucky unless they have a prenup that says the wife can't take anything. He knows it's coming.

 

[Poop Tickler]

Shit like this motivates me to cut down on drinking. This is like doing a jump cut from the beginning of a Blade stream and clicking on the four hour mark.

 

[DumbDude43]

In one of the references he specifically talked about a derringer.

If the the projectile doesn’t have time to accelerate before the gas escapes, I think you’re talking about something that could bounce off your palate

if you press the muzzle firmly against the target surface (like you do in a suicide) then barrel length for bullet acceleration doesn't matter much, cause the full power of the propellant is going straight into the target anway.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contact_shot

 

[1 other person]

For everyone's information: it's around 3 in the afternoon in Spicer, Minnesota and Emily D Baker has 14,000+ live viewers watching the trial of the Rust shooting armorer woman. Balldo man is offline...

The irony of Nick missing out on an easy payday case over professional incompetence and negligence is too rich isn't it?

 

[FedPostalService]

What is this about?

Who the fuck is John, is that his alter ego he projects his blackout shower calls on to?
Is he leaving himself messages now?
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Sorry if this is late and gay but isn’t “John” just Nick thinking he’s funny by pretending he’s forgot the Dear Leaders name and is deliberately saying it rather than “Josh” thinking he’s epically comically owning Null?

I’m sure he’s called Null “John” once before, possibly by a drunken mistake.

Also, by using the wrong name and what he thinks is an easily deniable code saves him from another lawsuit,

 

[SpergioLeonne]

if you press the muzzle firmly against the target surface (like you do in a suicide) then barrel length for bullet acceleration doesn't matter much, cause the full power of the propellant is going straight into the target anway.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contact_shot

Ok, yeah like gas injection. So that would be really bad for soft tissue, but the thing it’s talking about with the wad getting penetration is literally just because it doesn’t have time to decelerate from air drag.

As far as the ballistic potential of the actual projectile, it’s going to suffer a lot. You automatically get better velocity with the same round in a carbine vs a hand gun

 

[ChadBrazilian]

I’m gonna derail this thread just to say how much I love foamers. The innocent guys who stand around orgasming over engines. I’m in an adjacent hobby, so I’d never judge them.

Null is right. Nick needs a fucking hobby. Instead of getting railed by bulls, maybe Sean can get him on the right track and get him into trains.

If I was him, I would build a complete home gym and hire a 5 stars personal trainer. Obsession with getting jacked is a way healthier middle-age crisis than sex-dungeons and orgies. Fitness would help him decrease his self loathing, by making him less insecure about his body.

 

[polar bear]

Why should they even bother divorcing when they're already swingers? Seems counterintuitive since they're already in some kind of skeezy codependent state of being.

Because he could start a gofundme, get his wine moms horned up at the prospect of Nick becoming available and throw big money at him, then "forget" to check emails and be "surprised" his gofundme got shut down, but it's cool because the money went somewhere and he never needed it anyway

 

[AnOminous]

Fitness would help him decrease his self loathing, by making him less insecure about his body.

The bulls wouldn't like that though.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

young mentally ill retarded women.

Kayla used to be young, still is all the other parts. Sad.

So basically he's going to be fucking Elaine soon.

Well at least Elaine isn't FAAAATTTTT. (Seriously, that's a sektur crossover of nightmares.)

Also, Bernie has a new AI vid. (that vid preview kills me, also, non-practicing comedian. lol)

 

[DumbDude43]

Ok, yeah like gas injection. So that would be really bad for soft tissue, but the thing it’s talking about with the wad getting penetration is literally just because it doesn’t have time to decelerate from air drag.

As far as the ballistic potential of the actual projectile, it’s going to suffer a lot. You automatically get better velocity with the same round in a carbine vs a hand gun

nah you have to look at it like this:
normally the bullet stops accelerating the second it leaves the barrel because the propellant gas escapes as soon as the barrel is no longer sealed by the bullet
but in a contact shot, the bullet hits the target before fully leaving the barrel, so the pressure of the expanding propellant gas keeps 'pushing' the bullet into the target. with that much force behind it even a 22 will go straight through bone despite comparatively low speed (by firearms standards)

 

[RotPockets]

Nick is officially in Ethan Ralph levels of scumbagery.
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He has aired the dirty laudry of one of his supporters out of spite. This supporter was donating to this man for years and now Nick has retaliated against him for words. Nick had glee in his eye when he did so. I for one am waiting to see how he plans on catching up to the El Bog Hog. There might still be a large gap between them, but the Balldo has made record speed into the floor and is currently digging to reach Da Champfs level.

Let's go Balldo you need to drink some more and let all those losers that opened up to you know what a mistake that was. I'm sure locals had plenty of people that opened up to you that you haven't talked about yet. They are a-logging you buddy, so everything is fair.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Ok.
I formally retract all hope and good wishes for Nick. A guy in a fit of suicidal desperation reached out to you, and now you shit on him for that?!
I legit want to kick the fuck out him, holy fuck bro how are you such a piece of shit.
I hope his suicide makes a million dollars, or at least gets more superchats than his failed show.

Around 9:00. I couldn't help but laugh out loud at how out of place and random that was.

"Don't hang yourself, unlike that nigger Emmett Till! Am I right guys? *taps mic* tough crowd, is this thing on?"

 

[Pomniman]

Because women love to divorce-rape men and take all their stuff and their keeeeeeds, duh.

He was already talking about how men who are married aren't lucky unless they have a prenup that says the wife can't take anything. He knows it's coming.

He's wishing for a divorce but I think Kayla gets too much sadistic pleasure out of making him a hollow cucked shell of a man every day to go through with it.