Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
What is this about?
Who the fuck is John, is that his alter ego he projects his blackout shower calls on to?
Is he leaving himself messages now?
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Kurt is a textbook incel, and I personally find him unwatchable. While he's not entirely wrong when it comes to dating for men in modern times, there is no way anyone's buying that the issues with dating today are what's keeping him single.

If I want to watch an obese lawyer cover cases, I got Sean the kiwi Santa Claus.
There are things to be said abt modern dating but bro I haven’t seen a dude who is funny and good natured be single
The only single men are the weirdos who sit around complaining “why does no one want me, why am I single”

No one wants a chronic whiner
 
What is this about?
Is he just hallucinating now? Who the fuck is John, is that just his alter ego he projects his shower calls on to? Is he leaving himself messages?
John is probably a junkie that wanted dope money from rackets. Dude had a phone and internet access, right?

My question is why has Nick referenced .22 LR multiple times as a cartridge fit for suicide? How fucking tumblr retard is he?
 
What is this about?
Is he just hallucinating now? Who the fuck is John, is that just his alter ego he projects his shower calls on to? Is he leaving himself messages?
I know it’s not the correct answer but it would be hilarious if he took up Ralph’s thing of calling Null “Johm Potter”.
 
What is this about?
Is he just hallucinating now? Who the fuck is John, is that just his alter ego he projects his shower calls on to? Is he leaving himself messages?
iirc if it's about the suicide guy there's info on him many pages ago about him being an early paypig and having Rekieta as a emergency contact.
 
Ok.
I formally retract all hope and good wishes for Nick. A guy in a fit of suicidal desperation reached out to you, and now you shit on him for that?!
I legit want to kick the fuck out him, holy fuck bro how are you such a piece of shit.
I hope his suicide makes a million dollars, or at least gets more superchats than his failed show.
 
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Ok.
I formally retract all hope and good wishes for Nick. A guy in a fit of suicidal desperation reached out to you, and now you shit on him for that?!
I legit want to kick the shit out him, holy fuck bro how are you such a piece of shit.
I hope his suicide makes a million dollars, or at least gets more superchats than his failed show.
I mean, he also implied that none of us have jobs when in fact Nick is the one with no job
 
Rekieta says this particular "John" came here to Kiwi Farms and "John" talked about how they had lost "faith" in Rekieta and used to "trust" him, and John believed some "lies" on the forum that caused them to turn on Rekieta. There was a comment about them being English as a second-language too at another point. The only "John" that I'm aware of within this thread would be @John Andrews Stan or @Doctor John B. Zyklon. Neither of them have made the apparent posts about having lost faith or trust in him from what I see, and they seem to type perfectly fine.

It's possibly someone who's not savvy enough to use different usernames across platforms, used a name here which Rekieta recognized, and now Nick is talking directly to them by their first name.
 
I sincerely hope John has learned his lesson: That if a self-absorbed, grifting parasite like Nick could be a helpful friend in dire times, then surely there are many randos out there just as capable. Nick isn't good at anything he does, so imagine the quality of service you could've gotten from any other small-time streamer who isn't also a gigantic faggot.
 
I sincerely hope John has learned his lesson: That if a self-absorbed, grifting parasite like Nick could be a helpful friend in dire times, then surely there are many randos out there just as capable. Nick isn't good at anything he does, so imagine the quality of service you could've gotten from any other small-time streamer who isn't also a gigantic faggot.
No but really, don’t beg streamers to help you. You’re literally better off standing on the street with a cardboard sign, and more honorable to boot
 
I formally retract all hope and good wishes for Nick. A guy in a fit of suicidal desperation reached out to you, and now you shit on him for that?!
I legit want to kick the shit out him, holy fuck bro how are you such a piece of shit.
I hope his suicide makes a million dollars, or at least gets more superchats than his failed show.
I had a lot of thoughts about this whole situation.
On one hand, being a paypig is silly. Expecting support from an anime watching weirdo is silly.
But on the other hand - Rekieta, in true narcissistic fashion, used the fact that someone entrusted him whilst being vulnerable, and turned it against that person. That's fucking ugly, just as ugly as that time when he was cackling about Greer getting through with his appeal against Jersh.
John was naive in asking for support. Rekieta was cruel and deceitful in pretending that he is a normal human being, with heart in the right place.
Being a cruel asshole is pathetic and very unfunny.
 
My question is why has Nick referenced .22 LR multiple times as a cartridge fit for suicide? How fucking tumblr retard is he?
Worse suicide round ever. Why not recommend .17 hmr instead? But seriously I imagine the drunk retard is reading zombie lore books that’s talks about how it’s the best round because it bounces around the head and used by assassins
 
I had a lot of thoughts about this whole situation.
On one hand, being a paypig is silly. Expecting support from an anime watching weirdo is silly.
But on the other hand - Rekieta, in true narcissistic fashion, used the fact that someone entrusted him whilst being vulnerable, and turned it against that person. That's fucking ugly, just as ugly as that time when he was cackling about Greer getting through with his appeal against Jersh.
John was naive in asking for support. Rekieta was cruel and deceitful in pretending that he is a normal human being, with heart in the right place.
Being a cruel asshole is pathetic and very unfunny.
Look, when you are ready to kill yourself, what you say and do doesn’t make sense. It’s like a black hole in your head, the world is crumbling around you. And you are so desperate for any kind of relief that you will say and do things that, when it’s over, you will take to your grave.
It’s literally the darkest time you could be in, and that episode being used against you by someone you trusted to help you is so unbelievably fucked up. Hell, as just a human being you don’t bring that up.
 
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What is this about?
Is he just hallucinating now? Who the fuck is John, is that just his alter ego he projects his shower calls on to? Is he leaving himself messages?
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The only person that fits the bill is @Captain Manning and that is a super loose connection.

He gave nick his personal cell and was in the hospital.

I was in the severe dislike for Rekieta after he dismissed Vic's loss like a cheap whore he barely knew. Now he is mocking and attacking some random weirdo that opened up to him. Fuck him.

*edit* ninjad by others because I was trying to find the old post @TherapyMan just posted a screenshot of.
 
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